Are you trying to put my blood pressure through the roof?!!!!!

  I remember them trying to open the hog cooker 

Her filling has fallen out.

I've put that suggestion out on twitter - I expect abuse momentarily 

Her tooth  

Her oven is out the front of the house. I'm surprised nobody nicked her pork.

..was hoping you might have missed it...I chose to ignore  bad Baz..naughty step now

.....By way ...message duly passed on  

ha like what happened to me a couple of weeks ago chomping on a baton of celery 

Hahaha, you wee devil!

canon ball bread 

I hope her with the tooth doesn't have any crackling

That's because celery is the food of the devil.

Rofl

 She needs to stay on it for one minute, for every year of her life.

could you imagine vampires wanting to visit this? 

Thank you.

Nope.

Reminds me Of Rex

That was a lot of brandy.

Ah Rex! When BB was good. *sighs*

 My eyes, my eyes!!!

What twitter thread are you on?

my sort of measurements 

Steady on Yogi

And mine

just my time line - penguinoni is my handle 

Yep ....* sighs even louder* 

And mine

 I was one of those weird FMs who like Rachel and Rex.

misogynist 

 i liked them too Yogi

don't think much to this meal 

They're a noisy bunch.

Disgusting talk at the dinner table.

I don't like the ginger guy ,,..he's quite nasty at times

I don't find him funny at all