Oooo another nice pud ....I'm quite liking this menu so far llll

Oooo another nice pud ....I'm quite liking this menu so far 23 minutes cogs !

it just seems with this programme the ordinary one and this one - it's an exercise in out biatching each other rather than entertaining and good dining 

innit though 

crab 

Yes....but fear not ....we've got Jaimie later

Pud sounds good.

I wonder why it is always 23 minutes past the hour that the cogs strike?

Were they crabs ? They looked like squid

I know. It's more bitching and tactics than fair marks for the food and dining experience.

I'm dying for Lori to come back with the answer ....it's intriguing

thought posh plummy pair were married????  Perhaps he's too afraid she'll screw him over with a pre-nup 

 No, they aren't wed.

Oh yeah!!!!

Yes Are they not married then ?  

Sian's dress is half way up her back side - talk about attention seeking 

No, they said she was his GF. I assume they are living together.

No Dave Lamb said his partner Ayesha 

I thought it was this couple they said that about

Very narrow and small kitchen 

Not got great hopes for the starter 

What's going on !!!!

Couple ?!?!?!

Baz, Pengy, Yogi, clue me in  

Hi all.

and a chip pan circa 1970s 

not crispy enough 

Why are they making the hosts squash together at the top of the table each evening?

 Yes.

Hi EC It's a new version of the  series

We don't like 'cogs' on here do we ladies 

evening 

Last night's pair are falling out.

Goodness only knows !! 

What do we think of it so far?

Yes And she's a bit of a reverse snob 

 No we don't!   Hi EC.

She is.

Usual entertaining rubbish  

I imagine this wasn't contemplated when this series was thought up - couples = more people = squashed table 

Nice presentation 

I'm guessing it's to make it easier for camera angles.

, I reckon posh couple are actually going to turn out to be the fairest .....first woman is going to mark them all down 

They all seem a bit 'nice'

until the marks