I'd like a robot hoover  

I'd like a robot housekeeper and a robot chef.

I can't make up my mind whether that mark on her forehead is a bump , or a blemish ?

Who?

I would like a housekeeper, Jaimie look a like chef, AND a beautician  

Gorgeous scenery.

I saw the mark on the farmer's wife but I'm not sure what it is.

The lady with the short hair ...right above her eye

That sounds perfect.

I've had a good look and I think it's a brown coloured birthmark.

We'll order two then  

Yes, I think you could be right ...

Farmer's wife is a bit of a mood hoover.

Celeb name dropping.

Yes....and sarky Hugh is annoying me too !

Yeah ,.and not one worth dropping  

Yes, they are both getting on my wick.

 Exactly.

I reckon at this rate Hugh will win , cos he's going to mark /pay tactically I reckon  

I don't think Hugh was meant to stand up in the bath and shower. I think the shower head is to wash your hair when you are in the bath.

I mean if it had been Rupert, or Tom Chambers .... 

Exactly ....

Breakfast looks nice.

Brekkie looks lovely ....Mr B approves

Oh yeah! 

How rude was that

 Good portions and nicely presented.

The farming couple? Downright rude.

Those rooms seem nice , but it's still pricey

He will definitely be tactical in scoring and paying.

No , Hugh , with his * she can't help how she was brought up *'

 I agree.

Yes...and as his rooms were only £65 I doubt anyone will underpay him 

Yes, that too.

Farming couple didn't even say 'no thanks' to the younger couple when they asked if anyone wanted some orange juice.

 I think you are right.

No.....they really don't like each other ..do they  

Not a lot.

By way , before I forget Yogi....I'm on hospital visiting duties again tomorrow ...so I won't be here  

Oh okay, Baz. Is uncle doing any better?

I remember this one but not who wins.