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Ewwww! Just no!! I live on my own and even if I couldn't get anywhere I just wouldn't do that!
good grief...I'd rather have a jacket spud 
Apparently it's aimed at gamers so that they don't have to stop to eat
Besides........how big a turkey could you get in that tin 
Dubbed 'Christmas Tinner', the nausea-inducing concoction comprises of nine layers of food - ranging from a starter to a pudding.
The top layer is made of scrambled egg and bacon and this sits above a layer of fruity mincemeat.
The middle layers combine turkey and potatoes, roast carrots and other trimmings before being finished off by a layer of Christmas pudding.
It has been created by retailer GAME, with designer Chris Godfrey and costs ÂĢ1.99.
The logo "Game" looks very much like the computer game store called "Game". Is this a joke? There is also a symbol which looks like a game controller.
If you ate the contents I'm sure you'd be head down and talking to the great white telephone for the rest of your natural days!
Vomarama 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Dubbed 'Christmas Tinner', the nausea-inducing concoction comprises of nine layers of food - ranging from a starter to a pudding.
The top layer is made of scrambled egg and bacon and this sits above a layer of fruity mincemeat.
The middle layers combine turkey and potatoes, roast carrots and other trimmings before being finished off by a layer of Christmas pudding.
It has been created by retailer GAME, with designer Chris Godfrey and costs ÂĢ1.99.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Dubbed 'Christmas Tinner', the nausea-inducing concoction comprises of nine layers of food - ranging from a starter to a pudding.
The top layer is made of scrambled egg and bacon and this sits above a layer of fruity mincemeat.
The middle layers combine turkey and potatoes, roast carrots and other trimmings before being finished off by a layer of Christmas pudding.
It has been created by retailer GAME, with designer Chris Godfrey and costs ÂĢ1.99.
OMG.... that's like something I would rustle up when pissed, minus the Xmas pud
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
OMG.... that's like something I would rustle up when pissed, minus the Xmas pud
Oh..! Booze munchies can really hinder your judgement, eh?
Shame you didn't get in there before Chris Godfrey 
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Oh Kaffy! that's just really cheered me up
Absolutely
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Dubbed 'Christmas Tinner', the nausea-inducing concoction comprises of nine layers of food - ranging from a starter to a pudding.
The top layer is made of scrambled egg and bacon and this sits above a layer of fruity mincemeat.
The middle layers combine turkey and potatoes, roast carrots and other trimmings before being finished off by a layer of Christmas pudding.
It has been created by retailer GAME, with designer Chris Godfrey and costs ÂĢ1.99.
Seems like it's way overpriced too 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Stir fried 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Or this
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Stir fried
you mean battered and deep fried surely? 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Stir fried
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
that's just silly.... THIS is what Christmas dinner in a tin looks like...
Or this
oh.. I like your thinking!
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Or this
If there was a repeat 'like' button I'd be hitting it more than once
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Stir fried
you mean battered and deep fried surely?
Tsk..! Remember yer Norf-Sarf divide woman!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
OMG.... that's like something I would rustle up when pissed, minus the Xmas pud
Oh..! Booze munchies can really hinder your judgement, eh?
Shame you didn't get in there before Chris Godfrey
Chris Godfrey would have real competition.... Saturday nights on a nibbler binge is a real journey Cos
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Or this
If there was a repeat 'like' button I'd be hitting it more than once
I keep forgetting about it...but I liked this
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Or this
If there was a repeat 'like' button I'd be hitting it more than once
There's no sun over the yardarm at Christmas
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
OMG.... that's like something I would rustle up when pissed, minus the Xmas pud
Oh..! Booze munchies can really hinder your judgement, eh?
Shame you didn't get in there before Chris Godfrey
Chris Godfrey would have real competition.... Saturday nights on a nibbler binge is a real journey Cos
^This^ is what we want for the Masterchef programme - not the spew, snail trail foam bollox
Originally Posted by suzybean:
There's no sun over the yardarm at Christmas
Christmas: where the sun never sets
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
^This^ is what we want for the Masterchef programme - not the spew, snail trail foam bollox
and no sh*t on a plate
@ Suzy
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
There's no sun over the yardarm at Christmas
Christmas: where the sun never sets
And the jelly doesn't either cos mummy collapsed just after the Queen's speech
PMSL! at you's
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
There's no sun over the yardarm at Christmas
Christmas: where the sun never sets
And the jelly doesn't either cos mummy collapsed just after the Queen's speech
Oh, you know it baby
I think I'm going to patent the ultimate Crimbo drink.
Tea, Coffee, Bubbly, Red Wine, Brandy, Port, more red wine, a few cocktails of my choice - mix em all in a tin and save the arse of buggering about.
And a neurofen for good measure. Sorted.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I think I'm going to patent the ultimate Crimbo drink.
Tea, Coffee, Bubbly, Red Wine, Brandy, Port, more red wine, a few cocktails of my choice - mix em all in a tin and save the arse of buggering about.
And a neurofen for good measure. Sorted.
You need a pint of cold water - or a few on the side too
Oh God Cosi, anything to take the edge of that screeching as the presents are being opened and the military timing of a million things to be cooked in 10 different ways
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I think I'm going to patent the ultimate Crimbo drink.
Tea, Coffee, Bubbly, Red Wine, Brandy, Port, more red wine, a few cocktails of my choice - mix em all in a tin and save the arse of buggering about.
And a neurofen for good measure. Sorted.
Pass the bucket!
Rog and Sprouty, you're really not getting into the swing of this!
Suze and I are off-setting our default headless chicken (turkey?) mode by getting to the nub of things. We haven't got time to waste! Crimbo is manic; it's chaos! Us women need to be IN on the forward planning...way before you can shout "He's been" 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Rog and Sprouty, you're really not getting into the swing of this!
Suze and I are off-setting our default headless chicken (turkey?) mode by getting to the nub of things. We haven't got time to waste! Crimbo is manic; it's chaos! Us women need to be IN on the forward planning...way before you can shout "He's been"