Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
He's Lily Allan's dad.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Don't they blind bake those?
would have thought so
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:âHow do we get rid of the shell?â
You start by punching the person who said that repeatedly until they resemble a pink liquid mess on the floor.
Youâd bruise his pretty face
Not you!
I meant his face, it was pretty boy who asked the question
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
He's Lily Allan's dad.
Do keep up! 
Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
Don't you remember the football song "Vindaloo"?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
Don't you remember the football song "Vindaloo"?
Yes.
Rocking Ros posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Don't they blind bake those?
would have thought so
They just stuck them in, bare pastry. 
She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
Sprout posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
Don't you remember the football song "Vindaloo"?
Yes.
He was part of that.
lol They havenât cooked the piccalilli
Juice !!
Don't they call it milk?
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
Baz posted:I think Martin and mate are the most organised
Yes....ð
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
Don't you remember the football song "Vindaloo"?
Yes.
He was part of that.
Ah right. I wasn't aware
Wet your hands.
Baz posted:Soft boiled scotch eggs
Double
Joshâs Scotch egg is huge and messy
That Scotch Egg is the size of a rugby ball.
Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
My mum used to stick a sharp skewer into the three holey things at the top and pour it out, but I would probs cock that up
Sprout posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:I don't know Keith. What's he been in?
Don't you remember the football song "Vindaloo"?
Yes.
He was part of that.
Ah right. I wasn't aware
He was also part of the Comic Strip Presents... team.
lol Carolâs brittle looks awful
Baz posted:Soft boiled scotch eggs
Oh oh!
One blind baked, the other did not.
Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
My mum used to stick a sharp skewer into the three holey things at the top and pour it out, but I would probs cock that up
I prolly would too
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Those blueberry pancakes looked nice
Bit too thick for me tbh
They are Yankee ones
Tesco do them. They're yummy with a decent layer of butter. Nice toasted too.
Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
My mum used to stick a sharp skewer into the three holey things at the top and pour it out, but I would probs cock that up
He's not put any mixture in.
Baz posted:Iâm liking this task ...itâs hilarious
Good for a laugh
Baz posted:Iâm liking this task ...itâs hilarious
It's interesting....put it that way
That brittle isn't
ROFL Poor Josh
Baz posted:That brittle is dreadful
Baz posted:Hilarious
yes this is good
Josh is about as much use as a chocolate fire guard.
Baz posted:Hilarious
This is so much fun
That does not look right.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Josh is about as much use as a chocolate fire guard.
Yes
Makes a change to get a good segment 
Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
My mum used to stick a sharp skewer into the three holey things at the top and pour it out, but I would probs cock that up
Yeah, that's what we've always done.
Baz posted:Iâm liking this task ...itâs hilarious
How not to cookð
He did not get the cultural reference of "turn it up to eleven"
He's useless I really wouldn't want to eat much of their cooking
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Hilarious
This is so much fun
yes
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
He did not get the cultural reference of "turn it up to eleven"
That Scotch Egg is SO BIG that it has its own gravitational pull... !!!!
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:She doesn'y know how to get the milk from the coconut?
TBF, I know you break it but I wouldn't know the best way to
My mum used to stick a sharp skewer into the three holey things at the top and pour it out, but I would probs cock that up
Yeah, that's what we've always done.
Mr KT reckons I'm not safe with sharp objects, so I leave it up to him ....and disappear
I loved that challenge
Sprout posted:He's useless
Any.
This makes my cooking look excellentÃĐ
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That Scotch Egg is SO BIG that it has its own gravitational pull... !!!!
You could certainly break a window with it
And I burn boiled eggs !
Bethni posted:This makes my cooking look excellentÃĐ
Mine too
That scotch egg is the size of Pluto
Bethni posted:This makes my cooking look excellentÃĐ
Have you burnt anything recently? Evening Bethni 
Kaytee posted:That scotch egg is the size of Pluto
Kaytee posted:That scotch egg is the size of Pluto
Yogi19 posted:I loved that challenge
brilliant
Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Kaytee posted:That scotch egg is the size of Pluto
Martin's scotch egg has too thick a meat wrapping
Or... there were small nuggets of knowledge in between huge gaps
Baz posted:Iâm RL lolling here
Baz posted:Iâm RL lolling here
Me too
Martin and Joshâs challenge was harder
I have to say, Carol has shown a little bit of heart and soul in her attempt.
*gets coat*
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That Scotch Egg is SO BIG that it has its own gravitational pull... !!!!
Bethni posted:Baz posted:Iâm RL lolling here
Me too
And me ðð
Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode 
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That Scotch Egg is SO BIG that it has its own gravitational pull... !!!!
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I have to say, Carol has shown a little bit of heart and soul in her attempt.
*gets coat*
Locks door
He's frightened of Bayfield 
Yogi19 posted:Martin and Joshâs challenge was harder
I still think they would have struggled with pouring cold milk on a bowl of Corn FlakesâĒ
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I have to say, Carol has shown a little bit of heart and soul in her attempt.
*gets coat*
*Groans*
Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
My mum did that once - normally sheâs a good cook
Popping over to BB for this bit...but not yet because BB hasn't startedð
Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Martin and Joshâs challenge was harder
I still think they would have struggled with pouring cold milk on a bowl of Corn FlakesâĒ
You would excel at that task
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I have to say, Carol has shown a little bit of heart and soul in her attempt.
*gets coat*
Locks door
Wedges door with a chair
Yogi19 posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
I blame the Avon lady
Is this The Apprentice ????
Have I flipped channels?
Baz posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
It's happened to someone else we know too
Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Let's all talk about Kaytee
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Iâll pop with you
I'm going to the toilet.
Bethni posted:Yogi19 posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
I blame the Avon lady
She kept you chatting?
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Iâll pop with you
Baz posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
No there was no water...just a white STINKING pot and egg all over the cooker, ceiling and floor 
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Iâll pop with you
and me
Bethni posted:Baz posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
No there was no water...just a white STINKING pot and egg all over the cooker, ceiling and floor
Rofl
Yogi19 posted:Bethni posted:Yogi19 posted:Bethni posted:Sprout posted:Bethni posted:And I burn boiled eggs !
Oh c'mon.....even I can cook eggs and I don't cook much
Seriously mine have been known to explode
I blame the Avon lady
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Let's all talk about Kaytee
Listen...I'm psychic, I'll knowð
Yogi19 posted:Bethni posted:I blame the Avon lady
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Let's all talk about Kaytee
Listen...I'm psychic, I'll knowð
I hope those leeks have been washed, and Josh! Pastry?
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Popping over to BB for this bit
Let's all talk about Kaytee
Listen...I'm psychic, I'll knowð
Sprout posted:I hope those leeks have been washed, and Josh! Pastry?
I'm always hoping they don't wash things - I'm evil like that
John helping Keith
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:I hope those leeks have been washed, and Josh! Pastry?
I'm always hoping they don't wash things - I'm evil like that
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
Heâs going to have to peel a lot of spuds
Yogi19 posted:John helping Keith
Told ya, he's frightened of Bayfield
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
Yum, I like ginger biscuits
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
I reckon you could eat the box....it's chocolate
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
Yum, I like ginger biscuits
Me too
Yeah, Carol got the short end there
Sprout posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
Yum, I like ginger biscuits
Me too
Me three. *says with gob full*
Sprout posted:Yeah, Carol got the short end there
Baz posted:Keith is only doing one thing
Carol is getting a using.
Restaurant.....it's the staff canteen
Josh has never peeled before.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I bought a lovely box of chocolate ginger biscuits today for a ÂĢ1, they are those posh one where you get 10 of them in a fancy box. I'm going to eat one... or two... or more.
Yum, I like ginger biscuits
Me too
Me three. *says with gob full*
BB a borefest.....back here again
Josh will have to peel the peelings in a minute
Sprout posted:Restaurant.....it's the staff canteen
Thinks they bigged it up a bit too much there.
Baz posted:Iâm back ....B.B. is boring at the moment
It got worse,Roxanne rabbiting in the DR
Baz posted:Keith is only doing one thing
he is hopeless tbh
...anyway, before Kaytee gets back.
Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
...anyway, before Kaytee gets back.
Too late
Those pasta sheets are a big 'plonked' on.
How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Look at you with all the posh Frenchy words.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
...anyway, before Kaytee gets back.
Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Look at you with all the posh Frenchy words.
thought it was me-not got a clue about cooking
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Look at you with all the posh Frenchy words.
The I Pad puts the accent in, all by itself ð
Please do not 'drip' in to the food 
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Look at you with all the posh Frenchy words.
The I Pad puts the accent in, all by itself ð
wow my phone doesn't-brilliant
Mmmmm. Chicken and sweetcorn pie with added sweat.
Don't drip on the pastry!!!
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
But,but, what if 99 of them want it?ðģ
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
Itâs the veggie option, so maybe not as many as 25
Although I love Mac n cheese and Iâm not veggie
Chef lady is nice
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
But,but, what if 99 of them want it?ðģ
Small portions.
that crumble is lumpy
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
I canât use those peelers
I only use a peeler on carrots
Burnt quiche
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
I canât use those peelers
I've got one with a slot in and the handle has string around it but I don't peel much veg
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Thatâs not sauce itâs a consommÃĐ
Look at you with all the posh Frenchy words.
The I Pad puts the accent in, all by itself ð
Well, maybe you should start giving food away at your gigs Carol.
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
I canât use those peelers
Me neither, i use a knife then pretend i need the potato peels for a naff starter (they always go in the bin) 
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
Itâs the veggie option, so maybe not as many as 25
Although I love Mac n cheese and Iâm not veggie
I'm veggie and not keen love pasta though
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Chef lady is nice
I think sheâs scary
Not for a chef
"It was very meaty"
Said the man who had the veggie option.
Baz posted:They are never going to have enough for all those , surely
I know there were loads of them
Rocking Ros posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
Itâs the veggie option, so maybe not as many as 25
Although I love Mac n cheese and Iâm not veggie
I'm veggie and not keen
Iâll eat your portion
Bethni posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
I canât use those peelers
Me neither, i use a knife then pretend i need the potato peels for a naff starter (they always go in the bin)
Bethni posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Why don't they use a proper peeler instead of a knife?
That would've been my thought for a novice too
I find it quicker with my special potato peeling knife
I canât use those peelers
Me neither, i use a knife then pretend i need the potato peels for a naff starter (they always go in the bin)
hi bethnijust can't use them prefer a small sharp veg knife
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
"It was very meaty"
Said the man who had the veggie option.
Yogi19 posted:Rocking Ros posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:How many is that Mac and Cheese meant to feed? It doesn't look very big
There is 100 members of staff, if we take it that there are four mains and if we assume that they are served equally, then 25.
Itâs the veggie option, so maybe not as many as 25
Although I love Mac n cheese and Iâm not veggie
I'm veggie and not keen
Iâll eat your portion