Whoops But I'm sure you will do the right thing Bubbles  

bubbs long time no see mate!

best advice i can you is fool proof-always works-save up & go to thailand, whilst there, find a doc who will give you a sex change (pay no more than £55 or 2476.67 thai baht if you want a proper job doing)

change your name to jasmine ping pong

get a job in a bar

& you'll never ever have to pay maintenance

ps...if you end up looking like this-would you give me a call?

if you end up like this...nah its alright ta

hello GJ

Besides the fact it is super hard to read (I generally get in a couple of lines and give up) why is it that you drop in and out of your 'style' of writing?

It would suggest to me that it is someone who does not normally speak and write in this way.

A "Bubbles" thread would seem to be akin to the other infrequent poster who appears once a year with a fictitious relationship problem.

I normally never post in these types of thread and was surprised to see another "Bubbles" post as the last one seemed to be a swansong!...or so you would have us believe.

Hopefully you can forgive my little dig and critcism as I don't believe a word of it. If it's a current forum member having a laugh...you cheeky monkey :-)

Bubbles' posts always make me laugh.

My advice is, get a DNA test before committing to anything - and practice safe sex in future!

oooh i dont think bubbles is real-we all know its you-crunchy nuts but whatever you still make us laugh

Yogi19 posted:

Bubbles' posts always make me laugh.

 

My advice is, get a DNA test before committing to anything - and practice safe sex in future!

del boy said safe sex meant dont tell 'er where you live

pirate1111 posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Bubbles' posts always make me laugh.

 

My advice is, get a DNA test before committing to anything - and practice safe sex in future!

del boy said safe sex meant dont tell 'er where you live

I know someone who, when asked the question...where do you live, she replied with.....in a house  

pirate1111 posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Bubbles' posts always make me laugh.

 

My advice is, get a DNA test before committing to anything - and practice safe sex in future!

del boy said safe sex meant dont tell 'er where you live

Rofl  

Welcome back Bubbles  I think you'd make a mint dad!  

Saint posted:

hello GJ

Ah'm sure it isn't. We established before like that I can't do NW Durhamshire or Cumbrian dialect though but. It's some other gadjie who said he wasn't doing it any more last year.

Otherwise I was in Scarborough in May and am now able to reveal that the chances of paying court to an Egyptian girl and her subsequently being a knicker dropper, if I may put it so as not to offend, are pretty remote.

It sounds like he means Redcar.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Besides the fact it is super hard to read (I generally get in a couple of lines and give up) why is it that you drop in and out of your 'style' of writing?

 

It would suggest to me that it is someone who does not normally speak and write in this way.

 

A "Bubbles" thread would seem to be akin to the other infrequent poster who appears once a year with a fictitious relationship problem.

 

I normally never post in these types of thread and was surprised to see another "Bubbles" post as the last one seemed to be a swansong!...or so you would have us believe.

 

Hopefully you can forgive my little dig and critcism as I don't believe a word of it. If it's a current forum member having a laugh...you cheeky monkey :-)

a dont exactly hav alota relaytion ship problems do a this is a 1 off thats why am brickn it. if a had many birds n kids ad be like wots new 

an for wot its worth it was in scarbra ther was romaniun chicks ther aswel that week a got intaviewed for the romaniun press if u dont beleve me by a romaniun paper from last year

*bubbles* posted:

an for wot its worth it was in scarbra ther was romaniun chicks ther aswel that week a got intaviewed for the romaniun press if u dont beleve me by a romaniun paper from last year

Rofl ...way to go Bubbles...you're a celeb ....better try for CBB next year  

Baz posted:

*bubbles* posted:

an for wot its worth it was in scarbra ther was romaniun chicks ther aswel that week a got intaviewed for the romaniun press if u dont beleve me by a romaniun paper from last year

Rofl ...way to go Bubbles...you're a celeb ....better try for CBB next year  

 Oh I'd love that Baz   ...but Bubbles is too much of a legend for that show... 

Roger the Alien posted:

Baz posted:

*bubbles* posted:

an for wot its worth it was in scarbra ther was romaniun chicks ther aswel that week a got intaviewed for the romaniun press if u dont beleve me by a romaniun paper from last year

Rofl ...way to go Bubbles...you're a celeb ....better try for CBB next year  

 Oh I'd love that Baz   ...but Bubbles is too much of a legend for that show... 

He sure is