Well, it been a while since I was in here
*wipes finger across table*
Look at the dust
Time for an early Spring clean. Mope and bucket needed
*collects mop and bucket. Finds hoover*
Hoovers place from top to bottom, cleans floors, dusts everywhere. Coughs and splutters with all the dust floating about
Almost squeaky clean now. Well, I am a man and some of us are not that good at housework. This one isn’t, at least
*sprays air freshener around*
That’s much better