Reply to "Masterchef: The Professionals 2019"

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Amythist posted:

Black eye? Scrapping again eh

Yes, got up in the night to go to the bathroom ....pushed the door open ...only it was already open ....so I launched myself into the room at a rate of knots .....smashed my head into the washbasin , but at the same time some part of my body managed to crack the loo seat and dislodge the bath panel ....

Steak and it has to be rare on this occasion, even though you don't like it rare. 

No raw meat is coming near my face ! Sat up half the night with a cold compress on my head though ....talk about a lump

I’m ordering one of these for you 😀

🤣🤣🤣🤣Might be an idea 

All you'll need is a Ducati.

I don't know if that's a good idea though