Masterpiece? ... Marcus paints on Noirin
LUSTY Marcus Akin got the brush off from Noirin Kelly while painting on her naked back.
The Wolverine wannabe's seduction technique failed to impress the Dublin beauty who continued to insist the pair should remain just friends.
The 35-year-old managed to convince the retail manager to undo her bra so he could paint a big cat pouncing on a gazelle on her body.
During the two-hour session, he asked the 25-year-old if he could go back to giving her massages.
She refused telling him it is better if he keeps his hands off.
The window fitter explained painting her back was turning him on.
"I can't help having all those kinds of thoughts when I'm doing things like this," he whined.
"I think you are lusting and sexually frustrated," she told him.
In an all too frank revelation Marcus pointed out she was wrong, replying: "I released some back pressure the other day in the sitting room."
Too much information Marcus.