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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.

I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.

which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......

However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.

tumula is a he..................

....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.