The Apprentice is finally back on our screens:
21st March BBC1 9pm ..... Can't wait 
Ok its now official The Apprentice is back on on 21st March BBC 1 9pm
Something decent to watch at last
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I saw that Angel. Great news. I love the apprentice and I used to love that final of the apprentice usually signified the launch of BB.
Yay! I saw him tweet that is was on soon - love The Apprentice!
I heard it two season ticket's at Spurs this year the rate they're falling at.
Hurrah..! More nutjobs to point and laugh at (I hope 
)
A bit early perhaps... but I don't see why we can't start pointing and laughing already...
Poor Ricky Martin.... the hell he's going to get.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Hurrah..! More nutjobs to point and laugh at (I hope )
My thoughts too
Thanks Angel
Originally Posted by Scotty:
The reflection of perfection.
And he's a Team Leader in Recruitment
One of the dodgiest professions known to mankind.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
The reflection of perfection.
And he's a Team Leader in Recruitment
One of the dodgiest professions known to mankind.
And he`s a p/t wrestler...bet he cheats.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
It's the one we look forward to.
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Originally Posted by Renton:
Never seen it - ever
Treat yourself Renton 
.... watch it .... You'll love it, & all the banter that goes with it on here
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
What ? .... even more than Baggs the brand ? .... surely not!
Apprentice winners .Where are they now?
Originally Posted by Angel:
Originally Posted by Renton:
Never seen it - ever
Treat yourself Renton .... watch it .... You'll love it, & all the banter that goes with it on here
Ok then - i will do my best
I'd only ever heard that someone ordered 200chickens to make 200 pizzas - or something LOL
http://www.nebusiness.co.uk/bu...owth-51140-27149366/
We use a couple of these shops. Rather than get a job with Lord Sugar he has expanded quite quickly.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
Yes
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
I know. It's going to be great. I might even force the Mr to watch with me this season.
I can sell fur balls to cats
My first word was 'win'
I've got the cojones of a rhino
I sold my granny a time share that's never been built
I'm not a master of the universe, the universe is too small for me
I can sell bicycles to fish who already have bicycles
I can sell faster than a bullet and a speeding train
I see myself as a business Gengis Khan
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
I can sell fur balls to cats
My first word was 'win'
I've got the cojones of a rhino
I sold my granny a time share that's never been built
I'm not a master of the universe, the universe is too small for me
I can sell bicycles to fish who already have bicycles
I can sell faster than a bullet and a speeding train
I see myself as a business Gengis Khan
Haha! You've got them sussed already>
http://www.tropicskincare.com/
Remember Susan Ma from the previous series ? ... Well the link above is for her skin care range. Apparently she is going to be at the ideal homes exhibition this sunday with lord sugar.
"Going to Ideal Home Ex Sunday at 11am To launch new 50/50 biz venture with Ex Apprentice candidate Susan Ma see http://bit.ly/mwSisJ"
Originally Posted by Baz:
Is she the one that kept reminding us how young she was Angel?
or maybe she was really 72 but her beauty products are just damned good
Originally Posted by Baz:
....... If I remember rightly she was quite annoying....Yeah, I know what you mean but she often had better ideas than some of the others but the others just bowled her over especially Zoe Beresford who treated her like she was a complete idiot but Susan got her comeuppance in one of the tasks as I seem to remember .... I didnt like Zoe 
Was she the blonde one ?
Zoe Beresford
Susan Ma
There were two blonds:-
Ellie Reed Felicity Jackson
Preview boys and girls task blunders
The guys could have fixed the problem by adding the word mess to the bag.
Just a wee dust and polish in readiness for tonight. 
I'm on the phone to the Chineese, Indian, Chippy and MacDonalds....what time do we want the takeaways delivered........?
Oooh, i'm excited i am. The Apprentice always makes me feel less stupid about my basic knowledge 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Just a wee dust and polish in readiness for tonight.
Well done Fluffers
*settles down ready*
Can't wait!
My random choice for winner (based purely on looks) is Duane Getting in before Baz!
Blimey hoochie - you've been doing homework
errrm no - I just clicked on Kaffy's link on P1 and looked at the pictures!
I'm going for the Zenith.
An under-rated timepiece for those in the know.
Oh, are we placing bets?
Three candidates:-
Azhar Siddique
Laura Hogg
Billyanna Apostolova
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start 
reflection of perfection?
Love it. I'm gonna start using it.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start
Stoppit ... I cried my eyes out 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start
Stoppit ... I cried my eyes out
Me too!
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Evening all. I'm looking forward to this.
Hi suzy 
Haven't seen you for ages, hope all it well in your world
Mr Sugar really needs to cheer up.
Evening all....ready for this years' Muppets then
I would offer my chair up for one of the girls. Cuz I's a gentlemen innit.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Evening all. I'm looking forward to this.
Hi suzy Haven't seen you for ages, hope all it well in your world
Hiya Rexi, all's good ta, hope you're well x
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Half of the men haven't shaved 
its acceptable these days.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Evening all
Here we go again The reflection of perfection
He looks right deluded.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Half of the men haven't shaved
At least the women took the trouble
I forgot about Karen Brady... she's on my guilty pleasure list.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Evening all Here we go again The reflection of perfection
He looks right deluded.
Delusion is a character trait they all usually posess
Marmite woman's got a strange line in eyeshadow.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Marmite woman's got a strange line in eyeshadow.
She sounds like Stacy Solomon.
I like Stephen and Maria ... but that reflection of perfection man, with his fake contact lenses - he's first out
The house is like the Big Brother house..
Ricky's going to add some comedy value I'm sure!
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
has the forum crashed?
It's on a go slow Rawks
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Any bets on who goes first?
the numpty who just volunteered to be PM for the boys.
Bad move Nick ... should have kept your gob shut