Their pitch, website and branding actually seem pretty good but that advert is shitter than shit
Cringe!
They're really impressed, aren't they?
Hi Captn - and Fluffs, didn't see you sneaking in there.
Still hiding up there eh?
Who, me or Cap'n?
Well.. I was talking about where Captn posted his ninja - but I know you're hiding behind cyber trees now spying on all us innocents
That is SO dreadful for an advert!
Yes... it reminds me of those local adverts you used to get between films at the cinema
They should have used the line "I get no kick from Champagne".
I still crack up when I hear 'My name's Ricky Martin'
You just want a burst of Livin' La Vida Loca don't you?
he bangs.. he bangs...
That's just rumour...!
That song has the line: "she looks like a fella but stings like a bee"
I'm sure of it
Their pitch, website and branding actually seem pretty good but that advert is shitter than shit
If they'd swapped adverts with the other I think they'd be winning hands down.
They should have used the line "I get no kick from Champagne".
Job's your, Suzy
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Their pitch, website and branding actually seem pretty good but that advert is shitter than shit
If they'd swapped adverts with the other I think they'd be winning hands down.
Yeah, while the other advert was a bit cliched and boring, it was still usable. That one with the bridezilla was just awful - it really didn't match the rest of the presentation
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Not a chance! Am on meds for (non alcohol induced) wobbliness!
I'd be on Prosecco or Cava given half the chance though
awww
Why did nobody polish those glasses before the advert was filmed?
That's a fantastic advert, compared to the other.
They should have used the line "I get no kick from Champagne".
Job's your, Suzy
Don't think I'd get past Claude and Bordan
Why did nobody polish those glasses before the advert was filmed?
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Not a chance! Am on meds for (non alcohol induced) wobbliness!
I'd be on Prosecco or Cava given half the chance though
You feeling a little better now?
Just turned on. ha ha loving the champagne/ejaculation angle
Spielberg can rest easy
I'd like Bridezilla to choke on her non vintage sparkling less fizz glass of shite!
Just turned on. ha ha loving the champagne/ejaculation angle
Blahahahaha
That's one weird looking wedding dress
spielberg can rest easy
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Not a chance! Am on meds for (non alcohol induced) wobbliness!
I'd be on Prosecco or Cava given half the chance though
Yes a nice bit of Cava will do, even though it DID come from Tesco.
Evening Supes
You feeling a little better now?
*sobs* No..!
Although these idiots are amusing me and taking my mind off of things
Hang on.. the ones the followed the brief lost?
I want Jenna to go - she's annoying as feck and she was responsible for that video
How decadent. A communal bath outside on a roof.........
Please can we get rid of her with the annoying voice
yes please!
Hang on.. the one's the followed the brief lost?
Quite an achievement
I think using a French name and having an incredibly shit advert closed the gap
Generally, I don't like people with thin lips (AS, Steve, Gemma, Adam etc.)
Hi Captn - and Fluffs, didn't see you sneaking in there.
Still hiding up there eh?
Who, me or Cap'n?
Well.. I was talking about where Captn posted his ninja - but I know you're hiding behind cyber trees now spying on all us innocents
Damn! You mean the disguise didn't work?
Damn! You mean the disguise didn't work?
It's the leaves in your hair that gave it away.
I want Jenna to go - she's annoying as feck and she was responsible for that video
Ditto Capt....
She (Jenna) thought that vid wasn't cheesey?
All that was missing was a packet of Jacobs!
Captain Tefal is on form again
Please can we get rid of her with the annoying voice
Yes, get rid of Jade.
(Difficult I know, as Jade was in the winning team.
I want Jenna to go - she's annoying as feck and she was responsible for that video
Ditto Capt....
Mind you, Steven is talking himself into it a bit now for me
What annoys me about these people: utterly out for themselves, no humility
Just popping in to say:
I'm glad Sterling lost......I thought tonight was being set up as another shock win for a team that didn't deserve it, they did do the website very well, but the advert was just so, so bad, not to mention disrespectful.
I almost wanted them to let Steve get the labels made for the wine with 'Chink' printed on them, and watch Lord Sugar explode in the boardroom Although I think he's rather annoyed anyway!
Is Steve an actor or something? He comes up with the most ridiculous stuff!!
She (Jenna) thought that vid wasn't cheesey?
All that was missing was a packet of Jacobs!
She (Jenna) thought that vid wasn't cheesey?
All that was missing was a packet of Jacobs!
She thought it was classy it was about as classy as a gypsy wedding on that c4 programme.
What annoys me about these people: utterly out for themselves, no humility
They bought the dictionary of naff-speak, swallowed it whole and believe in it in all it's naff glory. Bunch of gorms - desperate gorms.
I want Jenna to go - she's annoying as feck and she was responsible for that video
Ditto Capt....
Mind you, Steven is talking himself into it a bit now for me
I've bloody loathed him from the start Saz... he's got away with far too much imo 'cos he intimidtaes people
Is Steve an actor or something? He comes up with the most ridiculous stuff!!
Its FACT
ihate to say it, but I think i'd prefer Steven to go over motor mouth.
ihate to say it, but I think i'd prefer Steven to go over motor mouth.
Yep, she'll keep for next time. Can't abide this Steven bloke
Well said Ricky
I can see him binning Ricky...
long live Captain Tefal
ah well.... at least we don't have to listen to her any more. I'm warming to Ricky
ihate to say it, but I think i'd prefer Steven to go over motor mouth.
Yep, she'll keep for next time. Can't abide this Steven bloke
Or maybe not I think the word 'class' was an alien concept to her.
Miaow.
Just as well he didn't fire Ricky, or there would have been a blubbering wreck on the boardroom floor.
What annoys me about these people: utterly out for themselves, no humility
They bought the dictionary of naff-speak, swallowed it whole and believe in it in all it's naff glory. Bunch of gorms - desperate gorms.
I wanna tell 'em all to Foff Cosi...just listen to the shoite that's coming out of Ricky's mouth just now for example......They need to all learn their trade elsewhere, rather than seek it through "Celebrity"
Hey but they're only getting ÂĢ250k..they'd be 2X better off if they danced with their dog
Oh well, another one bites the dust! Anyone for some Grandeur?
Good point Supes - I've still not got over that!
Night all
What annoys me about these people: utterly out for themselves, no humility
They bought the dictionary of naff-speak, swallowed it whole and believe in it in all it's naff glory. Bunch of gorms - desperate gorms.
I wanna tell 'em all to Foff Cosi...just listen to the shoite that's coming out of Ricky's mouth just now for example......They need to all learn their trade elsewhere, rather than seek it through "Celebrity"
Wellllllllllllllll.... according to a man who knows, this lot are unemployable for anything remotely long term. And certainly not anywhere near management level. Quite why Sugar's ego is prepared to be associated with suchlike is a bit of a head scratcher. His cred is hardly flying being with this lot.
I wouldn't let them make me a cuppa.
Anyone watching Dara on BBC2? He just summed up the advert perfectly: "English Sparkling Wine - cos your wife's a biatch"
Oh well, another one bites the dust! Anyone for some Grandeur?
Pronounced Grand-doo-err. How tres chic!
Just turned on. ha ha loving the champagne/ejaculation angle
Blahahahaha
Was that what was considered cheesy?..See, that's what I would nave remembered as in "What was that ejaculaton ad"....makes exit!
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Not a chance! Am on meds for (non alcohol induced) wobbliness!
I'd be on Prosecco or Cava given half the chance though
Yes a nice bit of Cava will do, even though it DID come from Tesco.
Prosecco on offer in Sainsburys and MnS atm
You feeling a little better now?
*sobs* No..!
Although these idiots are amusing me and taking my mind off of things
Awww are you poorly Cos?....Can't be arsed to read back!..Hope it's sun stroke
How decadent. A communal bath outside on a roof.........
AS IF!
You feeling a little better now?
*sobs* No..!
Although these idiots are amusing me and taking my mind off of things
Awww are you poorly Cos?....Can't be arsed to read back!..Hope it's sun stroke
Nope.
But I'm planning on that being the cause sometime in the next week or so
I'm still not sure why there's so many idiots left - and no real front runners at this stage of the series.
Oh well, another one bites the dust! Anyone for some Grandeur?
Some of us will just plod on and maintain our principles Suzy
So pleased Sterling finally lost - really wanted Steven to go he's SO annoying! Hopefully he'll be gone next week
I think cosmo is on the ESW already
Not a chance! Am on meds for (non alcohol induced) wobbliness!
I'd be on Prosecco or Cava given half the chance though
Yes a nice bit of Cava will do, even though it DID come from Tesco.
Prosecco on offer in Sainsburys and MnS atm
Not sure if we have a Sainsburys anywhere near and the nearest M&S is about 10 miles, so I'll just have to make do with Tesco's Cava.
What annoys me about these people: utterly out for themselves, no humility
They bought the dictionary of naff-speak, swallowed it whole and believe in it in all it's naff glory. Bunch of gorms - desperate gorms.
I wanna tell 'em all to Foff Cosi...just listen to the shoite that's coming out of Ricky's mouth just now for example......They need to all learn their trade elsewhere, rather than seek it through "Celebrity"
Wellllllllllllllll.... according to a man who knows, this lot are unemployable for anything remotely long term. And certainly not anywhere near management level. Quite why Sugar's ego is prepared to be associated with suchlike is a bit of a head scratcher. His cred is hardly flying being with this lot.
I wouldn't let them make me a cuppa.
ABSOLBOODTLUTELY, self serving eejits whose ambition/celebrity seeking is completely disproportioniate to their ability..Me, I wouldn't give any of 'em 2 and and half pence, never mind two and a half grand
So pleased Sterling finally lost - really wanted Steven to go he's SO annoying! Hopefully he'll be gone next week
More than likely, unless the rest of his team manage to win it.
So pleased Sterling finally lost - really wanted Steven to go he's SO annoying! Hopefully he'll be gone next week
More than likely, unless the rest of his team manage to win it.
The celeb' TV machine has nicely set him for a a MONUMENTAL fall.....it'll take a week or two yet 'though
ihate to say it, but I think i'd prefer Steven to go over motor mouth.
Yep, she'll keep for next time. Can't abide this Steven bloke
I think Sugar's got his number though now
If people dont read it already, check this out, it's usually really funny http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-a...ntice-2012-live-blog
Just snorted laughing at this gem: "Instead, Jenna says "English Sparkling Wine" repeatedly, sounding like a set of castanets in a blender."
Also: "Ricky phones Stephen and Jenna, worried that their video is going to be too cheesy and gimmicky. Jenna assures him that it won't, but she's got a throne and is telling someone to be like Basil Fawlty. I smell disaster, with top notes of camembert."
Thanks for the link Saz - this bit made me laugh "Tom can smell vanilla, which he says may be down to the French oak. Next time I'm in France I'm licking an oak tree, because they sound YUMMY."
she does one every week, Liver, and they're usually really funny Her comments on 'Jedi Jim' last year were ace, oh and Stuart 'the brand' Baggs
Oh I bet they were good!
she does one every week, Liver, and they're usually really funny Her comments on 'Jedi Jim' last year were ace, oh and Stuart 'the brand' Baggs
Thanks for that Saz. I've read it before, but had forgotten about it this series. It's great to see some of the usual contributors too. I loved this comment..."the one who takes the call in the morning should tell the others it's in fancy dress"...hope that happens one day
Going to try and read more of the comments if I get a chance later.
I can't stand Stephen, he gets on my last nerve .The man is thick as sh*t yet believes he is a feckin genius.Delusions of granduer springs to mind.I do hope he is being set up for a massive fail next week.Bellissimo or if your Stephen Belissimo.
I can't stand Stephen, he gets on my last nerve .The man is thick as sh*t yet believes he is a feckin genius.Delusions of granduer springs to mind.I do hope he is being set up for a massive fail next week.Bellissimo or if your Stephen Belissimo.
couldn't agree more erin .... I can't stand him either.
So do we all think Tom is going to win
I can't stand Stephen, he gets on my last nerve .The man is thick as sh*t yet believes he is a feckin genius.Delusions of granduer springs to mind.I do hope he is being set up for a massive fail next week.Bellissimo or if your Stephen Belissimo.
couldn't agree more erin .... I can't stand him either.
So do we all think Tom is going to win
I hope not Angel.In the words of the great Nick Hewer, they are all ding and no dong. My fav to win from this sad sorry lot is Nick Holtzherr.
I haven't got a fave this series .......I do like Ricky though.
The thing is Lord Sugar has had a good look at their business plans - probably knows them inside out. Surely it must influence who he fires.
I haven't got a fave this series .......I do like Ricky though.
The thing is Lord Sugar has had a good look at their business plans - probably knows them inside out. Surely it must influence who he fires.
Yes.... it must Soozy.... I don't have a favourite either.... although the young lad is quite cute
I'm not wanting Tom to win, I just keep thinking it's looking likely. I'd actually prefer Ricky or Nick to win. I think Nick is a bit of a dish actually
If people dont read it already, check this out, it's usually really funny http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-a...ntice-2012-live-blog
Just snorted laughing at this gem: "Instead, Jenna says "English Sparkling Wine" repeatedly, sounding like a set of castanets in a blender."
LOL, I didn't know there was a live blog for the Apprentice!
Thanks for the link. My fave bit is this:
"In a second, Adam undoes all his fast learning by proclaiming "I can smell Christmas cake". Karren does her "you utter twat" head shake."
I wish he'd hurry up and fire steven and that fruit and veg bloke
I wish he'd hurry up and fire steven and that fruit and veg bloke
Yeah, they're both awful
If people dont read it already, check this out, it's usually really funny http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-a...ntice-2012-live-blog
Just snorted laughing at this gem: "Instead, Jenna says "English Sparkling Wine" repeatedly, sounding like a set of castanets in a blender."
LOL, I didn't know there was a live blog for the Apprentice!
Thanks for the link. My fave bit is this:
"In a second, Adam undoes all his fast learning by proclaiming "I can smell Christmas cake". Karren does her "you utter twat" head shake."
I liked that one too
i am really not enjoying this series as much as usual
maybe cos i have no favourite, they are all quite bland
Hello, oooh, haven't been in here for a while.
Just bumping whilst i get the kettle on and decided between bourbon biscuits or vanilla cheesecake slice. I might go crazy and combine the two.
Live dangerously Rawks
I haven't managed to watch a complete episode of this series yet ... I keep falling asleep and it doesn't interest me enough to watch it on catch up.
Still - I'm awake now, so I'll give it a go!
hi I prefer to actually watch it so I can listen properly! I'll come back at the end - Steven to go pleeease!!