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I am.
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October.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
October.
Yeah, but when ? I've seen the * coming soon * adverts which usually means about two weeks
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
October.
November
Yeah, but when ? I've seen the * coming soon * adverts which usually means about two weeks
We don't have a confirmed air date from the BBC yet, but that's never stopped us from wildly speculating, has it? No, it has not. Normally, The Apprentice takes over the plum Wednesday night slot from The Great British Bake Off. Given that show kicked off on August 24 and will air 11 episodes, we're sort of expecting the final Bake Off to air on November 2 (it's slightly later this year because of those bloody Olympics, as Lord Sugar would say).
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
October.
November
Yeah, but when ? I've seen the * coming soon * adverts which usually means about two weeks
We don't have a confirmed air date from the BBC yet, but that's never stopped us from wildly speculating, has it? No, it has not. Normally, The Apprentice takes over the plum Wednesday night slot from The Great British Bake Off. Given that show kicked off on August 24 and will air 11 episodes, we're sort of expecting the final Bake Off to air on November 2 (it's slightly later this year because of those bloody Olympics, as Lord Sugar would say).
Ok , well I'm going to bet it is before then ...,say mid October
You were close Baz
The current TV Times which covers up to 30th Sept has The Apprentice showing in the preview of next week's issue - which will cover up to 7th October ..so I guess it's back first week of October.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
You were close Baz
So I see Just two weeks to go then
The @bbcapprentice is back 6th October BBC 1 at 9pm and will be on THURSDAY'S this season NOT WEDNESDAY.
* submits portfolio and manifesto to do whatever-it is-that-they've-all-dreamed-up, cheaper and better and with greater potential income than their versions.*
Not difficult given what we've seen over the last few series!
I shall be here, I am not square....
I have a plan that I want Lord Sucrose to back - 'Monkey Tennis'
Yay, peoples! I have been faffing around, waiting for people to arrive.
I'm here! LTNS Been back in hospital again!
Looking forward to this year's social rejects.
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Yay, peoples! I have been faffing around, waiting for people to arrive.
I think the most important person has arrived. I do like to make an entrance.
Xochi posted:I'm here! LTNS Been back in hospital again!
Looking forward to this year's social rejects.
Aw, hope you are feeling better Xochi. Nice to be seeing you.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Yay, peoples! I have been faffing around, waiting for people to arrive.
I think the most important person has arrived. I do like to make an entrance.
You reckon?!
Xochi posted:I'm here! LTNS Been back in hospital again!
Looking forward to this year's social rejects.
Hi Xochi,
It's terrible isn't it.......we're more excited by the prospect of how rubbish they'll be, than interested in their clever and unique ( ) business plans.
Hope you're keeping a bit better now.
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Xochi posted:I'm here! LTNS Been back in hospital again!
Looking forward to this year's social rejects.
Hi Xochi,
It's terrible isn't it.......we're more excited by the prospect of how rubbish they'll be, than interested in their clever and unique (:laugh business plans.
Hope you're keeping a bit better now.
I'm afraid I was always laughing and pointing Fluffs. My favourite was the numpty who was 'a field of ponies'. Stuart Baggs or summit?
Excited...seen the met the candidates video....certainly some deluded there
Amythist posted:Excited...seen the met the candidates video....certainly some deluded there
There sure are
Amythist posted:Excited...seen the met the candidates video....certainly some deluded there
Have we had the usual...
"I eat, sleep and drink business and what comes out of the other end is pure gold. I'm a one man/woman golden nugget machine".
Anne Robinson rebranded doesn't work
Evening all
Evening all
hahahaha nuclear explosion woman.....out first/hashtag health and safety
So we have another load of numpties to laugh at
Evening all, they all look like they will get on my wick.....
Evening all - good to see you Xochers!
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Usual bunch of twits
You spelt that wrong
Xochi posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Xochi posted:I'm here! LTNS Been back in hospital again!
Looking forward to this year's social rejects.
Hi Xochi,
It's terrible isn't it.......we're more excited by the prospect of how rubbish they'll be, than interested in their clever and unique (:laugh business plans.
Hope you're keeping a bit better now.
I'm afraid I was always laughing and pointing Fluffs. My favourite was the numpty who was 'a field of ponies'. Stuart Baggs or summit?
Baggs the Brand. Did you know he died ?
Amythist posted:hahahaha nuclear explosion woman.....out first/hashtag health and safety
I'm one of those....only with me it denotes great at making a mess.....oh, hang on........
Sugar has had a little bit of work as well as more orange rindedness
JD likes his coke.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Usual bunch of twits
You spelt that wrong
You read my mind
Calm down dear, don't use it all up on the first day.
Oh gawd!.......that woman would drive a saint nuts
Why do they all look so strange?
The blokes all seem to model themselves on 'Tim Nice But Dim' Chinless wonders
Kaytee posted:Oh gawd!.......that woman would drive a saint nuts
Yep ....our first grrrr
Kaffs posted:Evening all - good to see you Xochers!
Thanks Kaffers! I'll not post while the prog is on. Can't multitask atm.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
One died young, the other sadly survived
Here we go... Lights out.
Xochi posted:Kaffs posted:Evening all - good to see you Xochers!
Thanks Kaffers! I'll not post while the prog is on. Can't multitask atm.
Has Claude got a new slicker hair cut?
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Oh gawd!.......that woman would drive a saint nuts
Yep ....our first grrrr
Early doors for that one
Dillon St John?
Looks like a BB contestant to me
Kaffs posted:The blokes all seem to model themselves on 'Tim Nice But Dim' Chinless wonders
apart from my fave ,monobrow
Dillon is "King of the truth bomb"
It's funny how the ladies think they will all get along, but if my memory serves, the ladies tend to start scrapping long before the blokes.
Jessica is very annoying
I can feel myself going.... all ready.......
Amythist posted:Kaffs posted:The blokes all seem to model themselves on 'Tim Nice But Dim' Chinless wonders
apart from my fave ,monobrow
who's that? Big K?
Are they allowed to have sex?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
It's funny how the ladies think they will all get along, but if my memory serves, the ladies tend to start scrapping long before the blokes.
sadly true
Tit-ans
Team Moist
Oh gawd.....again
Yogi19 posted:Jessica is very annoying
Queen of the understatement there, yogi
Who is the guy with the "Mono-Brow" ??
Kaffs posted:Amythist posted:Kaffs posted:The blokes all seem to model themselves on 'Tim Nice But Dim' Chinless wonders
apart from my fave ,monobrow
who's that? Big K?
Maybe, sounds about right....was not listening, merely marvelling
Kaffs posted:Yogi19 posted:Jessica is very annoying
Queen of the understatement there, yogi
Syd posted:I can feel myself going.... all ready.......
It's going to be a good series then Syd
Kaffs posted:Amythist posted:Kaffs posted:The blokes all seem to model themselves on 'Tim Nice But Dim' Chinless wonders
apart from my fave ,monobrow
who's that? Big K?
More like Special K.....but not in a good way
...or they think you are a patsy.
I hate 'em all.....'fire the lot of 'em'
3AM
This lot have all the makings of totally ignoring the brief for this task!
Nothing new there then!!!!!!
Syd posted:I hate 'em all.....'fire the lot of 'em'
Syd posted:I hate 'em all.....'fire the lot of 'em'
Pricing strategy girls?
or as we like to call it "Winging It"
can't wait to see one of the purchasers on Antiques Roadshow making a fortune
Bossa Nova Baz posted:They are useless ....as normal
Haven't they watched Bargain Hunt?
"How much are you prepared to pay"?
"50p"
"Deal"
and that was for some Clarice Cliff
They're off already. the brief was about WHAT they sell, NOT the amount of money they make!
Amythist posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:They are useless ....as normal
Haven't they watched Bargain Hunt?
Obviously not!
Amythist posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:They are useless ....as normal
Haven't they watched Bargain Hunt?
Obviously not
Amythist posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:They are useless ....as normal
Haven't they watched Bargain Hunt?
Apparently not
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
"How much are you prepared to pay"?
"50p"
"Deal"
and that was for some Clarice Cliff
Spooky oneness amongst us
ÂĢ175
That has blown the girls out of the water.
ÂĢ17.50 for the chair ......bargain....
Amythist posted:Spooky oneness amongst us
We are in tune
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Snap Kaytee
Syd posted:ÂĢ17.50 for the chair ......bargain....
To be fair, I would have paid her that to get it out of my sight.
Jessica is getting on my last nerve
I know that he's the expert.... but I'm gonna totally ignore his advice..
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
ÂĢ175
That has blown the girls out of the water.
Nah ...you know how the editing goes ....team that looks like it's doing worst wins
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
"How much are you prepared to pay"?
"50p"
"Deal"
and that was for some Clarice Cliff
Minimum amount for not good Ciffe....about ÂĢ50 to ÂĢ70
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Jessica is getting on my last nerve
She's dreadful !!
It's all the giddy, girly, giggly carp -
Kaffs posted:I know that he's the expert.... but I'm gonna totally ignore his advice..
Yep....clever or what
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
"How much are you prepared to pay"?
"50p"
"Deal"
and that was for some Clarice Cliff
Minimum amount for not good Ciffe....about ÂĢ50 to ÂĢ70
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
ÂĢ175
That has blown the girls out of the water.
Nah ...you know how the editing goes ....team that looks like it's doing worst wins
True.
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Jessica is getting on my last nerve
She's dreadful !!
I guess she was rejected from Bargain Hunt auditions
"Where are you driver"?
"I'm in Bristol"
Wow.. she's a bit manic
Obviously not looked at the tourist trap prices in Camden
Amythist posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Jessica is getting on my last nerve
She's dreadful !!
I guess she was rejected from Bargain Hunt auditions
Or Big Brother
Kaffs posted:Wow.. she's a bit manic
Too much coffee at 3AM in the morning.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Wow.. she's a bit manic
Too much coffee at 3AM in the morning.
or something...
Well Claude, he will only take a dim view if you tell him she was poor.
I hate it when anybody approaches me to try and sell me something.........
Jeeze.. these women are such pushovers.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Well Claude, he will only take a dim view if you tell him she was poor.
Oh he will, you can rely on that!
Syd posted:I hate it when anybody approaches me to try and sell me something.........
Syd, could I interest you in some oven gloves, novelty oven gloves?
Syd posted:I hate it when anybody approaches me to try and sell me something.........
Nebulous?
She thinks she did well.
Syd posted:I hate it when anybody approaches me to try and sell me something.........
Me too !
It's all pulling numbers out of thin air.....absolutely no relevance to anything!
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:It's all pulling numbers out of thin air.....absolutely no relevance to anything!
Exactly
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
She thinks she did well.
Deluded fool
No wonder...you sold it too cheaply
I'm going to fire myself, so I don't have to come back next week.
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Here come the knives
It didn't take long
It's "Jewel in the crown"
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I'm going to fire myself, so I don't have to come back next week.
Nooo, you need to suffer with the rest of us!
Our Crown in the Jewel? give me strength
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Syd posted:I hate it when anybody approaches me to try and sell me something.........
Syd, could I interest you in some oven gloves, novelty oven gloves?
Tea Towels do me thankyou.....
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
She thinks she did well.
Yeah."we sold everything!"
......but did you sell the right things at the right prices?
Win for the boys
See ya, Michelle
To the cafe ladies..........
Fire Jessica!!
The ladies always seem to lose team members early on.
The boys get more obnoxious
"It's not rocket science", says he who has just won task and is not facing the board room.
They have spelt Alexandra wrong.
Nebula team leader looked a bit gob-smacked!
Which of these numpties are off then?
What was the difference between the two teams?
Cash wise?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
What was the difference between the two teams?
Cash wise?
ÂĢ500 or ÂĢ600. I wasn't paying attention.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
What was the difference between the two teams?
Cash wise?
About ÂĢ300 I think!
Elvis lip did a clanger
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
What was the difference between the two teams?
Cash wise?
ÂĢ500 or ÂĢ600. I wasn't paying attention.
More than I thought then.
Sack the lot of them, they're hopeless
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
What was the difference between the two teams?
Cash wise?
About ÂĢ300 I think!
Ta.
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Which of these numpties are off then?
Project manager ??
They were all lousy
That old chestnut "strategy", an easy cop out.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That old chestnut "strategy", an easy cop out.
Rebecca is the most annoying of the three
Who do we think is going?
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Amythist posted:Rebecca is the most annoying of the three
Which one is she ?
Red dress
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Who do we think is going?
Don't know they are all useless
sack the three of them!
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Amythist posted:Rebecca is the most annoying of the three
Which one is she ?
Red sleeveless dress
Off goes the PM.....and maybe Rebecca
Claude...as i get older, seems more alluring
Amythist posted:Claude...as i get older, seems more alluring
Rebecca is a motor mouth
Yogi19 posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Who do we think is going?
Don't know they are all useless
sack the three of them!
he might at that
Amythist posted:Claude...as i get older, seems more alluring
* Wakes Amy up. *
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Project manager has sneery eyes
Sneaky
Bye bye Michelle
Off goes Sly Eyes
I agree with Sugar, she did not lead her team at all.......
I wish someone would just say "you got that f*****g wrong Sugar"
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Project manager has sneery eyes
and for that she gets the chop
Kaytee posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Project manager has sneery eyes
Sneaky
She's the type to have a good old bitching session at the water cooler
Other two were lucky!
Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Bossa Nova Baz posted:Project manager has sneery eyes
Sneaky
She's the type to have a good old bitching session at the water cooler
Yes
Night night all
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Other two were lucky!
A triple eviction would have been a good opener
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Amythist posted:Claude...as i get older, seems more alluring
* Wakes Amy up. *
thanks...was a terrible dream, fluffs
Thanks for the company, goodnight all,
Are we going across the road?
I am not hard nosed enough to be an Apprentice.......
G'nite all.....xxx
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Other two were lucky!
A triple eviction would have been a good opener
2 will go in a future episode for a less inept performance than tonight, sadly!
Agree... any, or all of the 3 could have gone tonight.
I'll post blind as we watched Our girl on catch up and then watched only the first ten minutes of the apprentice. We didn't like all the scripted boasting at the beginning. I hope it turns out well.
Ah! Now up to date and we're through to the second round. I'm not a big fan of the advert round though.
Yeah, but it's not really what the round is about, per sÃĐ, it's that we can all point and laugh at their pathetic attempts!
Saw the Fired show......she is an idiot and not very pleasant either
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