Evening Entrepreneurs 
Evening fellow CEOs
Is it going to be 1, 2 or 3 going tonight?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Is it going to be 1, 2 or 3 going tonight?
No idea
People say I'm a loose cannon, a maverick, someone who does not play by the rules, when I hear that, I shoot them and ask questions later.
Enough of the lengthy recap
Evening peeps....
Evening
JD's crack 
There is absolutely no way on earth I could get showered, shaved, sh toileted and dressed in 20 mins. 220 mins more like!
That's a creepy venue
I want to 'fire' the lot of 'em, just by the smug looks on their faces.....
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
There is absolutely no way on earth I could get showered, shaved, sh toileted and dressed in 20 mins. 220 mins more like!
Me either.. the shaving takes too long
Brady's looking Grumpy
How have the ladies got their makeup on in 20 mins?
Kaytee posted:Brady's looking Grumpy
She never looks anything else.. a grumpy frumpy old bag from the 60's...
Kaytee posted:Brady's looking Grumpy
It's her branded expression...like Posh's pout
EC's skills lie in sitting drinking coffee, dunking biscuits and picking his nose. He occasionally makes Dad noises to accent his lack of motion.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
There is absolutely no way on earth I could get showered, shaved, sh toileted and dressed in 20 mins. 220 mins more like!
Only robots EC, only robots.....there is no way they walk out after getting up looking like they do after 20 minutes.....
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
How have the ladies got their makeup on in 20 mins?
Dillon is wearing a fair bit
Has anyone ever heard a manager saying "I am going to lead from the rear" ???
Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Brady's looking Grumpy
She never looks anything else.. a grumpy frumpy old bag from the 60's...
Amythist posted:Kaytee posted:Brady's looking Grumpy
It's her branded expression...like Posh's pout
Must be a pain running West Ham and working for Mr Porn Gould
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone ever heard a manager saying "I am going to lead from the rear" ???
Prerogative of generals
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
There is absolutely no way on earth I could get showered, shaved, sh toileted and dressed in 20 mins. 220 mins more like!
Me either.. the shaving takes too long
And that is just your chin......
Unclaimed.....doesn't that mean rejected?
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone ever heard a manager saying "I am going to lead from the rear" ???
Prerogative of generals
Except Blackadder's commander.
Nearly an upskirt shot there - naughty cameraman.
That woman's yakking gets on my nerves
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone ever heard a manager saying "I am going to lead from the rear" ???
Only in 'Are you being Served'........
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone ever heard a manager saying "I am going to lead from the rear" ???
Prerogative of generals
Except Blackadder's commander.
He went deep
Japanese denim is surely like American denim except that it's made in Japan.
Where's Bazza tonight?
We are going to see some 'Double Denim' arent we?
Syd posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
There is absolutely no way on earth I could get showered, shaved, sh toileted and dressed in 20 mins. 220 mins more like!
Me either.. the shaving takes too long
And that is just your chin......
exactly - I've resorted to waxing my chest...
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Japanese denim is surely like American denim except that it's made in Japan.
or Bangladesh
Mackay is a turd
Cuts him off, that's going to go down like a f@rt in a spacesuit with Alan Sugar.
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Japanese denim is surely like American denim except that it's made in Japan.
or Bangladesh
Love that 'sneer'......
bit of a drawback not having jeans to photograph
I love how the editing is making it look like everything is going to pot for both teams. But in the end they will deliver something.
Colossal mistake
just get your coat now, Jessica.
Bloody Hell!......idiot woman
Do any of them actually know why denim is called denim. And so there can't logically be such a thing as Japanese denim.
FabriquÃĐ de Nimes.
Kaytee posted:Bloody Hell!......idiot woman
shit happens every day - that's business - the trick is to find a solution not starting crying and hyperventilating.
I think Jessica has just booked her taxi.
Hard as nails Karen will hate that display of emotion.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I love how the editing is making it look like everything is going to pot for both teams. But in the end they will deliver something.
Which will be substandard as per
Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Bloody Hell!......idiot woman
shit happens every day - that's business - the trick is to find a solution not starting crying and hyperventilating.
The trick in my book is blag like hell
Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Bloody Hell!......idiot woman
shit happens every day - that's business - the trick is to find a solution not starting crying and hyperventilating.
The trick in my book is blag like hell
that also works.
Girls are sooooooo bitchy towards each other, trying to hard and getting nowhere.......
The problem with this programme for me now is that there seems to be an autonomic verbal comment to camera when the opportunity arises to make comments like "there is a lack of organisation", "they don't seem to be in control", "There is no communication" with the express intention of making these hurt in the boardroom.
Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Bloody Hell!......idiot woman
shit happens every day - that's business - the trick is to find a solution not starting crying and hyperventilating.
The trick in my book is blag like hell
that also works.
Does for me
Is JD a syth
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The problem with this programme for me now is that there seems to be an autonomic verbal comment to camera when the opportunity arises to make comments like "there is a lack of organisation", "they don't seem to be in control", "There is no communication" with the express intention of making these hurt in the boardroom.
Scupper your competition by foul means
Amythist posted:Is JD a syth
which one is he?
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The problem with this programme for me now is that there seems to be an autonomic verbal comment to camera when the opportunity arises to make comments like "there is a lack of organisation", "they don't seem to be in control", "There is no communication" with the express intention of making these hurt in the boardroom.
Scupper your competition by foul means
It's always funny how the non team leaders try to just do enough but the body language says "I'm holding back enough but not enough to get caught by Sugar".
I hate all the 'silly' women in this, they are all about winning the overall 'game' and not about each task........
Amythist posted:Is JD a syth
Is JD the monobrow?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The problem with this programme for me now is that there seems to be an autonomic verbal comment to camera when the opportunity arises to make comments like "there is a lack of organisation", "they don't seem to be in control", "There is no communication" with the express intention of making these hurt in the boardroom.
Scupper your competition by foul means
It's always funny how the non team leaders try to just do enough but the body language says "I'm holding back enough but not enough to get caught by Sugar".
Which also usually fails big time when his two acolytes are around
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Kaffs posted:Amythist posted:Is JD a syth
which one is he?
The one with an endless supply of cliches.....turquiose t shirt
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Don't try and type like an expert 
Syd posted:I hate all the 'silly' women in this, they are all about winning the overall 'game' and not about each task........
I wouldn't even give them a job in the canteen never mind ÂĢ250K
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Amythist posted:Is JD a syth
Is JD the monobrow?
No that is K
I had a quick look at some of the candidates on BBC website and have found out names and a bit of info on a few of them 
Jessica and that daft bloke would make a lovely couple
Special K needs to shut it
Syd posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Don't try and type like an expert
My niece is in film 
Alpha males
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Yes I do too
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
I like the girls' packaging too.. although they can't be very heavy jeans if they fit in there
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
Wimbledon and N London
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Yes I do too
I also like the carton the jeans come in. It's a little different and I think would establish the jeans as more than run of the mill.
Kaffs posted:I like the girls' packaging too.. although they can't be very heavy jeans if they fit in there
It does seem a bit small, but I like it otherwise
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Yes I do too
I also like the carton the jeans come in. It's a little different and I think would establish the jeans as more than run of the mill.
definitely - so they'll probably hate them.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
rented from Russian oligarchs
I love the way they always think their pitches/adverts are the best thing since sliced bread.....and are so crestfallen when the 'Real World' doesn't agree.
I was up for a pair until she put an age limit on them......
Syd posted:I was up for a pair until she put an age limit on them......
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Yes I do too
I also like the carton the jeans come in. It's a little different and I think would establish the jeans as more than run of the mill.
definitely - so they'll probably hate them.
They were mixed.
Amythist posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
rented from Russian oligarchs
They all live on St George's Hill in Weybridge...and get murdered every now and again
The boys name is shocking.
Day Denim.......can't buy them, I like to wear my Jeans at night......
Terrible advert too.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I quite like the girls "UNCLAIMED" logo, looks quite professional.
Yes I do too
I also like the carton the jeans come in. It's a little different and I think would establish the jeans as more than run of the mill.
definitely - so they'll probably hate them.
They were mixed.
Luxury doesn't mean Essex flash
Syd posted:Day Denim.......can't buy them, I like to wear my Jeans at night......
I can sell you a pair of night ones at twice the price?
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Syd posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Don't try and type like an expert
My niece is in film
Hope there's a breathing hole!
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Syd posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Don't try and type like an expert
My niece is in film
Hope there's a breathing hole!
Kaytee posted:Amythist posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
rented from Russian oligarchs
They all live on St George's Hill in Weybridge...and get murdered every now and again
Well I never!
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Syd posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Have they not viewed the "rushes"?
Don't try and type like an expert
My niece is in film
Hope there's a breathing hole!
*cymbal crash*
Yes, there is.
Kaffs posted:Syd posted:Day Denim.......can't buy them, I like to wear my Jeans at night......
I can sell you a pair of night ones at twice the price?
SOLD!....to the lady of the night at her keyboard......
Amythist posted:Kaytee posted:Amythist posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Where do they find these lovely houses for the contenders?
rented from Russian oligarchs
They all live on St George's Hill in Weybridge...and get murdered every now and again
Well I never!
It's a ghetto for the very rich,,,,you should see the houses,,,,,,,if security will let you through that is
Dylan has a funny voice
No way Dylan gets ready in 20 minutes.. not shaping that beard and those eyebrows...
"If we were remaking Ben Her".......LOL.....
the ads might be better if they had actors in them.
Kaffs posted:the ads might be better if they had actors in them.
That was awful
Kaffs posted:No way Dylan gets ready in 20 minutes.. not shaping that beard and those eyebrows...
not to mention the mascara....
She's not paranoid, they undermine all the time.
"Japanese seems to rank quite high"
Err, it's Japanese denim.
To much "Talking Japanese"......
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
She's not paranoid, they undermine all the time.
She's very annoying though
A HUNDRED POUNDS
"Insipid"
He's out of touch.
Syd posted:To much "Talking Japanese"......
I feel a song coming on
Sack 'em all...............
Firing squad......all of them
Syd posted:Sack 'em all...............
That'll make a short series
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
She's not paranoid, they undermine all the time.
She's very annoying though
I don't find her annoying so much as her inability to remain focused and non emotional.
Alan is having a tantrum
At least the boys' one clearly shows just the name and jeans!
Cafes going to be crowded.....
Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Sack 'em all...............
That'll make a short series
What did I ask at the top of the show?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
She's not paranoid, they undermine all the time.
She's very annoying though
I don't find her annoying so much as her inability to remain focused and non emotional.
Which is annoying
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Sack 'em all...............
That'll make a short series
What did I ask at the top of the show?
Has this been written by Ricky Gervais?
It's feeling like an episode of The Office.
Jessica and Mackay to go
Very nice fellow....
did anyone watch The Good Wife - I've been trying to think who Rebecca reminds me of - and it's an actress from there
No one gets a fun prize then.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
No one gets a fun prize then.
Too carp for a treat
Shut it JD you have had your say.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has this been written by Ricky Gervais?
It's feeling like an episode of The Office.
No, he wouldn't be able to make it cringy and crass enough.
Don't smile Jessica, he will be turning to you next.
I love Sugar's way with words.....
Oh slow down and shut it Jessica
I think it's safe to say Jessica doesn't cope well under pressure
She brought Natalie back in so we can all burn out our screens with her top!!!
Oh jeeze.. another Scot that manages to sound thick as mince on the tellybox
That woman has a sneer to celebrate.....
Kaffs posted:Oh jeeze.. another Scot that manages to sound thick as mince on the tellybox
I do like how she says "Darlin".
Kaffs posted:Oh jeeze.. another Scot that manages to sound thick as mince on the tellybox
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Oh jeeze.. another Scot that manages to sound thick as mince on the tellybox
I do like how she says "Darlin".
I'm waiting for her to threaten to take Jessica outside for a 'square go' and nut her one.
Alana visibly crumbles.
Now that bloke should be in Southall on a market stall...he could gob off to his heart's content
They all need to shut up and just admit they were rubbish - eat humble pie and promise (humbly) to do better if they get another chance!
Don't sit there with your fingers crossed in front of Sugar!
Yayyyyy....the sneerer goes.......
Come on Kaytee it's gotta be 2
*natalie leaves to slash the tyres on Lord S's car on the way home*
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in. 
Kaffs posted:*natalie leaves to slash the tyres on Lord S's car on the way home*
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Come on Kaytee it's gotta be 2
I would have thought 3 tonight
That was a shambles and I'm amazed only 1 got dumped
Goodnight
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
It was a draw,so you're safe
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Come on Kaytee it's gotta be 2
I would have thought 3 tonight
It really should have been, there were some poor showings in that board room.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
thank you - and no counterfeit crap either...
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
It was a draw,so you're safe
*wipes brow*
Night night all
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
thank you - and no counterfeit crap either...
Kaytee let me off on a technicality.
Nighty night
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
I don't mind....as long as it's not candy pink.
Kaffs posted:*natalie leaves to slash the tyres on Lord S's car on the way home*
Deep fried mars bars all round at her place tonight me thinks.
Night all
BTW, is Jessica an actress? she reminds me of a Amdram actress.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
thank you - and no counterfeit crap either...
She's too soft... the boys didn't lose a candidate - get your credit card out!
Don't like this Rhod bloke on 'Your Fired'........
That one's quite nice!
Attachments
She is an idiot in real life........
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
It was a draw,so you're safe
*wipes brow*
A draw means they 'didn't lose'.
D.A.Y......Jeans as opposed to the D.I.Y. Jeans you do the decorating in....
i just watched last nights show-WTF couldnt they understand! gave me some proper laugh out loud moments
although the professionals were very effing rude when they laughed at the teams efforts
put it this way-if ever i had a product to sell i wouldnt choose them lot...with their silly locks & silver hair & obnoxious attitude
good job i've got sod all to sell
and also
alan sugar is a cu oh i have to go-the phone is ringing
Dear oh dear - dismissing only one candidate over that shambles - and a peripheral one at that - was a tame conclusion!
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
If the boys don't lose this I will buy everyone on this forum a Fendi bag.
OK, get your orders in.
thank you - and no counterfeit crap either...
She's too soft... the boys didn't lose a candidate - get your credit card out!
Lol
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:
That one's quite nice!
The guy down the market only does them in candy pink.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:
That one's quite nice!
The guy down the market only does them in candy pink.
Caught up tonight! Our girl still standing but standing somewhere in the background!
Only two and a half hours to go!
Hola Bad Hombres!
Still eating my dinner!
Evening BS detectors
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To many egos and not enough brains......
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Here come the numpties again , wonder if they can actually manage to get anything right this week
I doubt it
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Here come the numpties again , wonder if they can actually manage to get anything right this week
No chance
How long until Lordallun puts himself up for election? 
Syd posted:To many egos and not enough brains......
Yes , in a nutshell
Evening all
It annoys me that they do not get ready in 30 minutes......I know that, you know that and they know that.......
Bit of a dull task, rock
Bossa Nova Baz posted:I'd end up slapping monobrow!!
Sadly he'll stay as the focus of discussion Baz.
Bossa Nova Baz posted:I'd end up slapping monobrow!!
Why stop at him......I'd slap the lot
The PMs look thrilled....
Dropping the nightmares into the oddly named Nebula {it was never going to take off}
Alana was hoping to slip under the radar judging by her face
Syd posted:It annoys me that they do not get ready in 30 minutes......I know that, you know that and they know that.......
and they do their ironing in that time too....