I will be watching this tonight at 9 , just to get some ideas what to ask Santa for 
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Baz posted:I will be watching this tonight at 9 , just to get some ideas what to ask Santa for
Roughly translated, you are looking for gift ideas for a certain Enthusiastic Contrafibularities. 
I may watch but the idea of ostentatious and obscene wastes of money annoys
I would like a plot of land and a team of workmen at my disposal
I'd create a haven for wildlife
Baz posted:Yayyy company
Hi Baz
Baz posted:Iâll have a couple of those pink diamonds
Iâd settle for one
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Hi EC
The problem I have with the statement "what do you buy the man who has everything" is that if they have everything, there is nothing these people can offer.
A rather expensive colouring book
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Iâll have a couple of those pink diamonds
Iâd settle for one
Iâm a Leo though
Why not ÂĢ24,000. ??
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Why not ÂĢ24,000. ??
Good question
They are not ungiftable if you can buy some of his stuff and gift it. 
Baz posted:You can keep the colouring book
Iâll stick to the ÂĢ5.99 ones
Baz posted:Gold IPhone...now youâre talking
A gold plated Parker pen
Expensive Xmas keen pumpkins
Baz posted:Gold plate ....na....itâs solid or nowt for me
Ditto
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
Saint posted:Expensive Xmas keen pumpkins
Hi Sainty
Is that Fanny Craddocks Mother???
Her chest is bursting out her top.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
Listen up women of the world 
Saint posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
Listen up women of the world
Too right. 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
Not because itâs cheaper, I hope.
How many women do you have?
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
My DIL likes silver ...or platinum
My DiLs all like white gold or platinum. Iâm a yellow gold lover.
If I was to splash out I may have a Bentley Continental at ÂĢ180,000
Well, I'm going to pour Corn FlakesâĒ into a white ceramic bowl, douse in milk and devour with a cheap stainless steel spoon (unfortunately not Sheffield made - I have to keep quiet about that or I will be run out of town).
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
My DIL likes silver ...or platinum
My DiLs all like white gold or platinum. Iâm a yellow gold lover.
Iâll take anything Iâm given ....which ainât a lot
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
How many women do you have?
6, all in my basement.
No, I just prefer silver colour over gold.
The only car for me is an Aston Martin. 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
How many women do you have?
6, all in my basement.
No, I just prefer silver colour over gold.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Well, I'm going to pour Corn FlakesâĒ into a white ceramic bowl, douse in milk and devour with a cheap stainless steel spoon (unfortunately not Sheffield made - I have to keep quiet about that or I will be run out of town).
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
How many women do you have?
6, all in my basement.
No, I just prefer silver colour over gold.
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I really am not a fan of gold.
I prefer my women to wear silver jewellry.
My DIL likes silver ...or platinum
My DiLs all like white gold or platinum. Iâm a yellow gold lover.
Iâll take anything Iâm given ....which ainât a lot
I donât have a lot
Baz posted:Poor alligators
At least some craft has gone into those chips, not a shonky gold spray job that anyone can do.
Baz posted:Donât like this guy
Neither do I
"perfect gift for his wife"
...George Clooney.
Baz posted:Saint posted:If I was to splash out I may have a Bentley Continental at ÂĢ180,000
One of their factories is near me .....they have some beautiful cars
Wow that's wonderful
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
"perfect gift for his wife"
...George Clooney.
Canât see Amal being happy with a colouring booK
Oops, just realised George was the gift
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The only car for me is an Aston Martin.
I understand your choice but i'm going off them
DB11 is awful
Bloomin' adult colouring-in books
Does anyone else secretly want that colouring book to be gifted to his wife, but their 2 year old gets to it first end it ends up like this ???
Baz posted:Thatâs more like it ...cake
11.5 million
Saint posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The only car for me is an Aston Martin.
I understand your choice but i'm going off them
DB11 is awful
Mine is tricked out
Eleventeen million pound shoes !!!!
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Does anyone else secretly want that colouring book to be gifted to his wife, but their 2 year old gets to it first end it ends up like this ???
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:
Iâll have two pairs
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Saint posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The only car for me is an Aston Martin.
I understand your choice but i'm going off them
DB11 is awful
Mine is tricked out
Slide by in your low ride, huh?
The whole point of a bike is that it is as light as possible.
Baz posted:Champagne and cake ...now youâre talking
Iâll have the cake, you can keep the champagne
Baz posted:How much is the bike
250,000, I think
It's now a second hand bike.
What exactly is this guy looking for. He does not strike me as a bike aficionado.
He's just tyre kicking.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
It's now a second hand bike.
A very expensive one
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
It's now a second hand bike.
I would have slashed a hundred grand off now that Mr Dopey Chops cycled it around the empty shopping mall.
I went for my dental checkup today. 2 yearly x-ray and scale and polish. ÂĢ20. Bargain.
I really 'do' have a soft spot for a classic watch
Saint posted:I really 'do' have a soft spot for a classic watch
My eldest loves watches
what if the dog does it's business on the dress?
"justy goes into blink mode"
That would be the camera flash you fool.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
what if the dog does it's business on the dress?
Been there, got some. ...next
EC, this is the gift for you
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Been there, got some. ...next
Baz posted:This is just for you EC
Snap
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
Yes
What next - a shopping basket in your underpants?
Saint posted:What next - a shopping basket in your underpants?
Might be a tad uncomfortable
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
They are called 'bum phones'.
convicts smuggle them into prison - they are small and the right shape.
Today my colleague was examining the very same phone. They are small, there are a few different models and they are not unique to the rich and wealthy, in fact some car makers add them into their cars link Audi.
Debbieâs dress is rather low cut
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
don't tell us - you'll risk national security
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
They are called 'bum phones'.
convicts smuggle them into prison - they are small and the right shape.
Today my colleague was examining the very same phone. They are small, there are a few different models and they are not unique to the rich and wealthy, in fact some car makers add them into their cars link Audi.
Ouch
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
They are called 'bum phones'.
convicts smuggle them into prison - they are small and the right shape.
Today my colleague was examining the very same phone. They are small, there are a few different models and they are not unique to the rich and wealthy, in fact some car makers add them into their cars link Audi.
Saint posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Would you like to know what we call those phones at work?
Too late ^
An ordinary shoe
Nice looking shoe.
A USB !!!
Not a mini explosive??
Saint posted:A USB !!!
Not a mini explosive??
Pre-worn shoes.
Just gimme a Range Rover with a full glass roof
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Nice looking shoe.
Did you pose for that clip
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Nice looking shoe.
Did you pose for that clip
No. I was in a meeting that day.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Nice looking shoe.
Did you pose for that clip
No. I was in a meeting that day.
Baz, you were right about chagrine
It would be a bugger if at the end of the night you replaced the chips into the box only to find a few missing.
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Nice looking shoe.
Did you pose for that clip
If he said - you'd have to be shot
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
It would be a bugger if at the end of the night you replaced the chips into the box only to find a few missing.
Yes
Saint posted:Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Nice looking shoe.
Did you pose for that clip
If he said - you'd have to be shot
3D smart TV with surround sound and a curved screen
I would like to own a private suite in a hotel
Walk in - hello to the concierge- and up to my room
Unicorn steaks - get me a unicorn steak smart arse.
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz, you were right about chagrine
Deep down I am my avatar
Saint posted:I would like to own a private suite in a hotel
Walk in - hello to the concierge- and up to my room
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Unicorn steaks - get me a unicorn steak smart arse.
Since when was 34 a milestone?
I find these people quite sickly.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Since when was 34 a milestone?
Only to him
Can't beat Kirsty making all her stuff.
TFTC
Iâve compiled my extensive Christmas list for MrY
Thanks for the company. Goodnight all
We're above that silly tat
Take care
Baz posted:For those who enjoyed the worlds most expensive presents tonightâs offering at 10 oâclock is most expensive toys....in case you still need ideas for your little ones
Mine donât have a hope of getting anything like that
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:For those who enjoyed the worlds most expensive presents tonightâs offering at 10 oâclock is most expensive toys....in case you still need ideas for your little ones
Well thereâs always me Hi again , again `Yogi
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:For those who enjoyed the worlds most expensive presents tonightâs offering at 10 oâclock is most expensive toys....in case you still need ideas for your little ones
Hi again Baz 
Baz posted:ÂĢ500 in toys
Madness
Heâs weird
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:ÂĢ500 in toys
Mine never had anything like that much ...and I donât consider they were hard done by
Ditto
Baz posted:Iâd have loved a rocking horse
Me too. PB and BB have one.
Baz posted:Did that little child just say omg
Yes
82,000 crystals
Baz posted:Surely all those crystals would be sharp ?
I would have thought so
ÂĢ98,000
My boys would have loved that car
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:My boys would have loved that car
So would my daughter....my son was never interested in cars until a couple of years ago
I remember
Amazing dollâs house
Baz posted:PB would love that dolls house
She would indeed
it was gorgeous that house