I shall be watching...partly cos Gary Barlow matured into a bit of a hotty...and also cos there is NO Simon or Cheryl....the X-Factor world is a better place.

they don't conflict tonight do they?  Now we know why BB's not starting till 9.15 p.m.   I'm loving all the censorship on FB, they must have someone full time deleting posts.

Starting now....wooooop!!  Will only miss Dannii this year....glad Smug and Smugger are out of it!

I'm watching it too Ella

Evening

Kaffers

Was in the local paper about a local girl who apparently got to boot camp - can't remember her name though.  Might have been Jade something...

You laughing at my motor?

Gary won't stand for any sexee or raunchy routines..

Should be interesting. 

I'm watching 

I'll miss Dannii too Ells

Hi Ev, Sprout

Noooooooooooo - I wouldn't dare - apparently she's working on mine

Hiya, and everyone else 

^^ what she said

And I know what she's working on! 

*drags in a case of Carlsberg*

Hellooo all 

hahaha  i hope frankie can sing - I like him already

Darn it I have to go in a minute and will miss most of this   I is sad!!!!

Wild horses and all that! 

i already want to smash the first contestant in the face with a housebrick!     not a good start/

Hi Scotty

I like this Frankie

Evening all, by the way!

Didn't you like his bum Growly??

Shame he can't sing though isn't it

Omg Frankie!

Hiya, he's deffo got the gift of the gab..however not so good at singing 

No, I prefer John McCricick's buttocks, Rexi

I am watching

hi everybody

what a prat

Both of the female judges are making me feel quite violent already. 

sorry would have got rid of him TBH

hi growly       wonder how many names john the love god's got on his bum

I bow to your superior experience

I don't know that I could get further than the voluminous underpants

Who`s the American judge? She`s getting on my nerves already!

The two female judges - not keen up to now

Me too ros - lovely and cheeky ( ), but couldn't sing for toffee