I’m ready!

They better not be as useless as last year’s bunch.

Yogi19 posted:

 I’m ready!

They better not be as useless as last year’s bunch.

I’m not putting money on it `Yogi 

Bear,

"What they need to do is find shelter and a source of water as a storm is closing in."

Two days later,

"They haven't eaten in two days and suffering hypothermia, they call in the rescue team"

Saint posted:

Bear,

"What they need to do is find shelter and a source of water as a storm is closing in."

Two days later,

"They haven't eaten in two days and suffering hypothermia, they call in the rescue team"

 

 

Probably 

"Suffering dehydration the group decide to send out a search party to find water. When they don't return after six hours the remaining group decide to look for them.

Both are now lost and night is drawing in"

And don’t forget the hidden turkeys 

Baz posted:

And don’t forget the hidden turkeys 

so true

"Food is scarce but they'll find plenty on the island."

"Three weeks later and near starvation they haven't found anything. Until a piglet wanders into camp full of ravenous humans and decides to have a little sleep."

Saint posted:

Baz posted:

And don’t forget the hidden turkeys 

so true

 

"Food is scarce but they'll find plenty on the island."

 

"Three weeks later and near starvation they haven't found anything. Until a piglet wanders into camp full of ravenous humans and decides to have a little sleep."

Yes 

"Camp moral lifts after a tummy full of piglet.

News filters back to camp that Susan has suddenly caught fifteen fish and discovered three loaves of bread under a rock. Camp mates will eat tonight."

Saint posted:

"Camp moral lifts after a tummy full of piglet.

News filters back to camp that Susan has suddenly caught fifteen fish and discovered three loaves of bread under a rock. Camp mates will eat tonight."

"On a scouting  expedition Dave discovers a treasure chest washed up on the beach.

On opening he finds tarp, rope, nails, screws, wooden planks, a complete set of power tools, a piglet and his friend Percy partridge (pre-cooked)."

Saint posted:

"On a scouting  expedition Dave discovers a treasure chest washed up on the beach.

On opening he finds tarp, rope, nails, screws, wooden planks, a complete set of power tools, a piglet and his friend Percy partridge (pre-cooked)."

Rofl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?

After the show the contestants reflect upon their experience.

Susan said,

"It's been an incredible journey of lying on the beach and complaining of about being hungry instead of hunting for it. And the camaraderie has been amazing - finding each other lost in the dark, half starved then tripping over a sleeping piglet really helped us bond. I never realised I could fish ... no - really, I can't fish - then I caught fifteen with loaves ... it was an epiphany. I've found religion and i'm divorcing my husband."

Baz posted:

O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?

Finishing it off tomorrow  

Saint posted:

After the show the contestants reflect upon their experience.

Susan said,

"It's been an incredible journey of lying on the beach and complaining of about being hungry instead of hunting for it. And the camaraderie has been amazing - finding each other lost in the dark, half starved then tripping over a sleeping piglet really helped us bond. I never realised I could fish ... no - really, I can't fish - then I caught fifteen with loaves ... it was an epiphany. I've found religion and i'm divorcing my husband."

Saint posted:

Baz posted:

O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?

Finishing it off tomorrow  

Well don’t forget to take a copy 

Baz posted:

Saint posted:

Baz posted:

O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?

Finishing it off tomorrow  

Well don’t forget to take a copy 

Defo 

Once I start looking at the questions the answers (and how to word them) flows quite easily ... thank goodness.

Saint posted:

Baz posted:

Saint posted:

Baz posted:

O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?

Finishing it off tomorrow  

Well don’t forget to take a copy 

Defo 

Once I start looking at the questions the answers (and how to word them) flows quite easily ... thank goodness.

Yes ....mind you I was lucky , because of the circumstances I never had to fill in from about question 20 onwards ....

may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps 

Wrong thread Dame 

Baz posted:

Wrong thread Dame 

nope I'm on a mass campaign 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps 

Wrong thread Dame 

No, I'm not so sure 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bears spokesman commented,

"No giraffe's were hurt, tripped over or hidden under drift wood in the making of The Island"

Double bump

The contestants need to watch this chap before going onto the Island. 

Nearly time to watch 15 people make the same mistakes as last year

Find shelter .... nope

And water ... nope 2

Get lost ... hell yeah

Call for Bare .. of course

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

 

The contestants need to watch this chap before going onto the Island. 

 

 

 

 

Saint posted:

Nearly time to watch 15 people make the same mistakes as last year

 

Find shelter .... nope

 

And water ... nope 2

 

Get lost ... hell yeah

 

Call for Bare .. of course

 

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Evening Saint and Baz 

Evening Kaytee , `Yogi and everyone 

Evening Saint, Baz and Kaytee 

Oh fgs I get enough of the rich poor thing elsewhere 

Is Yogi here yet?.......taps foot 

Baz posted:

Oh fgs I get enough of the rich poor thing elsewhere 

Well one at least could live off her reserves

Kaytee posted:

Is Yogi here yet?.......taps foot 

She’s behind youuuuuu

Kaytee posted:

Is Yogi here yet?.......taps foot 

I said hello up there ^^^^