My poor facebook, so many bad things happen to it all of the time! I've only just managed to get rid of ALL those groups I was added to the other day as well.

Hey MrsB and Brisket and Ducky

Afternoon Sickmates Shipmates


Z.

Drunk in charge of a FB should be made an official offence

Evening Maz.

Evening Zickmate

I'm not even drunk when it all happens! It's usually just in the middle of the day and everyone sets upon it.

Although, the night I got added to all the weird groups I just left myself signed in and everyone went back to my friend's and destroyed it in my absence whilst I walked miles and sat on a motorway bridge in the early hours enjoying some beers and they were all really pleased to show me their handiwork when I finally returned to them.

How are you anyway?

I'm fine Maz. Counting down to the summer hols already.

My son had his last exam today.....and he has the rest of the summer off.   When do you finish?

Yeah my last one's on Tuesday, which I can't wait for!! When do you finish for the Summer?

Ages yet...... five and a bit weeks I think? (I haven't actually counted...can you believe that? )

So what have you got planned for the summer? Anything exciting? Oh and what are you doing next year?

Oh god, that seems like ages away!

And I'm going to Beautiful Days festival, doing my art teacher's wedding photography, hopefully going to Nass festival, camping with friends, probably a lot of parties...the usual stuff really.

And I'm hopefully going to scat for the year (which is an art college) because I couldn't decide what to do in time for uni decisions. I er...haven't sent the form off yet because I'm useless at organising my life but I think they accept people at weird times so hopefully I'll be lucky when I do finally send it off.

Wow!   That really shows she has faith in you!



That sounds good! I'm glad you've kinda made a decision at last. It's bloody difficult deciding what to do with your life isn't it?

I haven't decided yet

Yeah, he was like 'ah my fiance couldn't decide on who to have as wedding photographer and you came into my mind immediately' so I'm really flattered there! I declined doing the actual official proper ones because I don't think I'd be able to make a good enough job of them but I'm doing the evening ones and he's paying me as well which I feel really guilty for!

Haha yeah it is. And it's so much easier to just be like 'oh okay I'll just hide away for a bit until it all goes away'. I'm getting my mum to put the letter in the post when she goes out tonight as well, so fingers crossed. My other art teacher said that if I get into any troubles with it she'll ring them up and do her very best to get me in there which is amazing of her as well

mary bee
how are you

Hello there

Are you a new addition or an old regular with a new name? It's so hard to tell now-sorry

i am the bringer of films-good and bad

Aaaah hello hello hello!!

How are you?

im fine little mate-you good?

Yeah I'm pretty alright thanks, recovering from food poisoning after I was too eager with a barbecue the other day but okay otherwise, haha

oooooooooo noooooooooo
mary-what u like

Well I really hate burnt food so I was like 'it being slightly undercooked will definitely be fine' but obviously it wasn't

mary
its called 'raw' love

I know, but my friend was like 'it'll be fine-you won't get ill', so I blame him for cursing me.

ive got a feeling of deja vu.....................

You love the deja vu .......so stop pretending and salute your Captain!

Hello there Pirate.

aye aye ma'am

*clears throat*

Avast Behind

*runs away*


Z.

*clears throat*

Dog soup

*runs after Z*

*clear throat*

Duck pate!!!

*runs faster*


Z.

*prepares to gallop *

where are we all running to?

*puts on Chariots of Fire*

Now do graceful slo-mo


Z.

Awwww.

*gets bored of running and hitches a ride*

That's more like it

*googles ma'am*

ma'am : dame, a woman of refinement



*wonders if Rekaf even remembers me* 

hard to be graceful with a duck clinging to your undercarraige!!!


Next time Ducks...  bring a saddle!

*tries not to look at what I'm holding on to*

nice to speak to u rabble again
but the pub is calling me and i must row off in that direction

dont try and follow me

ive hid the oars

ps would someone clean my cabin and get the salt beef on for when i get back?

I'm kinda relived it isn't the pole dancing pic.

How long are you going to the pub for

See you later Pirate.

till i get chucked out me hearty

its going to be some time before I am fit for pole dancing duty again...  you're heavy for such a little duck!