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:sincere face: Here at The Blue Sponge we offeran austere a luxury facility for righteously sparkly Forum Members and ex-members of the BPF (Borehamwood Popular Front) â to worship she that was and is no more and to await in trembling anticipation s/he that cometh. Blessed be The Mop.
Yes! We fervently await the second coming of "she who must not be named" (aka The Chairman).
We hope that come The Rapture we Believers will be spiralled away unto the great vacuum nozzle in the sky to be reunited with The Fallen Brethren.
There have been pretenders to the throne: Lisa Appleton (BB9) - but she didn't possess the chutzpah to achieve Culinary Conquest and Household Hegemony in the style of The Chairman. Then there was Amy Jackson the conceptual artist from Celebrity Hijack who doesn't paint as she finds it "too messy" â that's what we like to hear! Nothing should come before cleanliness and order. 
NOTHING!!! However she was a bit fey and, at 21, lacking the air of drudgery that only the mature woman can effortlessly carry with aplomb.
*prays* All we are asking is that BB10 deliver unto us the new Messiah!!!
WARNING : If you don't like the smell of bleach probably best to get out now before the fumes overwhelm ya!
Oops - should have put that at the beginning 
If you've read this far it's too late! You are one of us now! 
:sincere face: Here at The Blue Sponge we offer
Yes! We fervently await the second coming of "she who must not be named" (aka The Chairman).
We hope that come The Rapture we Believers will be spiralled away unto the great vacuum nozzle in the sky to be reunited with The Fallen Brethren.
There have been pretenders to the throne: Lisa Appleton (BB9) - but she didn't possess the chutzpah to achieve Culinary Conquest and Household Hegemony in the style of The Chairman. Then there was Amy Jackson the conceptual artist from Celebrity Hijack who doesn't paint as she finds it "too messy" â that's what we like to hear! Nothing should come before cleanliness and order. NOTHING!!! However she was a bit fey and, at 21, lacking the air of drudgery that only the mature woman can effortlessly carry with aplomb.*prays* All we are asking is that BB10 deliver unto us the new Messiah!!!
WARNING : If you don't like the smell of bleach probably best to get out now before the fumes overwhelm ya!
Oops - should have put that at the beginning If you've read this far it's too late! You are one of us now! 
. We have before us (BB10) an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.
Very true 
Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil 
Hoochie - no doubt you will work your magic.
rosey my comrade in botox 
ah rosey you will be very welcome amongst us - with the type of dedication to 
and haven't had time to stir the sprouts. Anyway, I think you should stir the sprouts - steam makes me all blotchy 
Not happy...
...where is she when we need spiritual guidance?