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Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

Thoughts on the first episode of The Apprentice

 

  • As ever the contestants (not candidates IMO) all trip out the same old, same old carp about their soon to be disproved abilities.

 

  • Lord Sucrose wheels in 'some' of his past winners, not all as he has parted ways with some. 

 

  • I wonder if there are some Halal issues for some contestants?

 

  • OMG - she fell into that trap. 'Put the pretty girls out to sell to men'. You could see it in her face that she knew what Karen was probing her about, but tried to avoid saying it and in so doing made it even more obvious.

 

  • Luxury burger made with cheapo chicken.

 

  • The packaging looks like the "own brand" of a supermarket, hardly up market, luxury burgers.

 

  • I used to make burgers when I worked in a butchers shop as a school boy. I made more than these guy's per hour. 

 

  • Undercooked chicken burger - way to kill of the employees of Canary Wharf. 

 

  • ÂĢ9 burger  Are they using Unicorn meat ????

 

  • Why have the boys set-up on a Sunday afternoon during a rail strike? 

 

  • "We've got to get the best sales we can". No shit Sherlock, it's a selling task. 

 

  • That's it ladies, all shout at once! "guarantee they will sell" - exactly how?

 

  • "Ended on a high". By selling burgers well under price. Deluded.

 

  • They are at each others throats already.!

 

  •  Boys make a loss - why am I not surprised by that.

 

  • I'm liking the ladies PM. I hope she does well. Always tough the first task as PM.

 

  • "Can we get a breakdown on what the girls sold"   What a Richard head. What is he thinking?

 

  • PM will go based partly on his inability to chose a second person to bring into the boardroom and when he does he changes his mind!!! - We will see if I am right.

 

  • Yay! I was right. Bye bye Danny, you were rubbish. Charles card is marked.

 

  • As ever, back in the taxi is bullish about his performance compared to Charles. In actuality he was rubbish. I would have sacked him too.

 

Next week's task looks like it is a veritable minefield of things to go wrong.

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

Thoughts on the first episode of The Apprentice

 

  • As ever the contestants (not candidates IMO) all trip out the same old, same old carp about their soon to be disproved abilities.

 

  • Lord Sucrose wheels in 'some' of his past winners, not all as he has parted ways with some. 

 

  • I wonder if there are some Halal issues for some contestants?

 

  • OMG - she fell into that trap. 'Put the pretty girls out to sell to men'. You could see it in her face that she knew what Karen was probing her about, but tried to avoid saying it and in so doing made it even more obvious.

 

  • Luxury burger made with cheapo chicken.

 

  • The packaging looks like the "own brand" of a supermarket, hardly up market, luxury burgers.

 

  • I used to make burgers when I worked in a butchers shop as a school boy. I made more than these guy's per hour. 

 

  • Undercooked chicken burger - way to kill of the employees of Canary Wharf. 

 

  • ÂĢ9 burger  Are they using Unicorn meat ????

 

  • Why have the boys set-up on a Sunday afternoon during a rail strike? 

 

  • "We've got to get the best sales we can". No shit Sherlock, it's a selling task. 

 

  • That's it ladies, all shout at once! "guarantee they will sell" - exactly how?

 

  • "Ended on a high". By selling burgers well under price. Deluded.

 

  • They are at each others throats already.!

 

  •  Boys make a loss - why am I not surprised by that.

 

  • I'm liking the ladies PM. I hope she does well. Always tough the first task as PM.

 

  • "Can we get a breakdown on what the girls sold"   What a Richard head. What is he thinking?

 

  • PM will go based partly on his inability to chose a second person to bring into the boardroom and when he does he changes his mind!!! - We will see if I am right.

 

  • Yay! I was right. Bye bye Danny, you were rubbish. Charles card is marked.

 

  • As ever, back in the taxi is bullish about his performance compared to Charles. In actuality he was rubbish. I would have sacked him too.

 

Next week's task looks like it is a veritable minefield of things to go wrong.

 

 

Nice musings EC

Baz

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