First Episode Wednesday 14th October and 2nd episode Thursday 15th October.
There are masses of them....and they look like the usual bunch of numpties! 
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yep
the usual twits who make you wonder 'why am I not an entrepeneur?
Just watched Meet the candidates , a 6 minute download on iplayer/catch up tv
clearly plenty of delusional egomaniacs....but be warned theres a mankini.....just when I was getting over Stevie on CBB
I have already found the candidate that I am going to back, but can any of you spot the clue as to why I am backing this candidate?
Don't be fooled by the obvious.
That's what jumped out at me too, Baz.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
That's what jumped out at me too, Baz.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Easy !! Sheffield Wednesday
I thought you may have been swayed by the fact she is a female.. 
But yes, it is in fact Sheffield Wednesday.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
That's what jumped out at me too, Baz.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Easy !! Sheffield Wednesday
I thought you may have been swayed by the fact she is a female..
But yes, it is in fact Sheffield Wednesday.
No flies on me EC 
Or EFFT 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
That's what jumped out at me too, Baz.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Easy !! Sheffield Wednesday
I thought you may have been swayed by the fact she is a female..
But yes, it is in fact Sheffield Wednesday.
No flies on me EC Or EFFT
Hope all your drinkies and nibbles are ready. T minus 108....and counting!
I'm in ... see you in 10 mins 
Evening all
Am I sposed to watch this?
I'm ere
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Am I sposed to watch this?
Atter these intros how could you not join in with the comedy!
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
EE-VEN-NING
I am to forum contributions what Genghis Khan was to diplomacy.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Usual plonkers I see
Yup
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Am I sposed to watch this?
Atter these intros how could you not join in with the comedy!
I didn't even see them. I didn't have the TV on
I'm only here for Victor 
I bet Miss Rainbow is the one from Plymouth.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'm only here for Victor
Meldrew?
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
EE-VEN-NING
I am to forum contributions what Genghis Khan was to diplomacy.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
She's going to be this year's itch (or one of them) isn't she?
I see they have all been to the Stuart Bags school of crazy catchphrases.
Oh hell. That's not a good look
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'm only here for Victor
Meldrew?
I do have a tendency to be grumpy on here it's true
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
I bet Miss Rainbow is the one from Plymouth.
Looks like that suit was designed by the same person who did Scotland's Commonwealth Games outfits.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I see they have all been to the Stuart Bags school of crazy catchphrases.
Haha!
There's a fair whack of botox amongst them too
Originally Posted by Baz:
That woman deserves firing simply for dreadful dress sense
Agreed
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I see they have all been to the Stuart Bags school of crazy catchphrases.
Aww.. Stewart ...
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'm only here for Victor
Meldrew?
I do have a tendency to be grumpy on here it's true
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
She's going to be this year's itch (or one of them) isn't she?
Yep - who's Victor?
Don't let me down, Claud 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
She's going to be this year's itch (or one of them) isn't she?
Yep - who's Victor?
Claud..!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't let me down, Claud
I think I like him as an interviewer.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't let me down, Claud
I bet he will. He'll probably turn out to be a puppy.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening.... I see Mrs 'Suited and Booted' is colour blind.
She's going to be this year's itch (or one of them) isn't she?
Yep - who's Victor?
Claud..!
Ah! Lightbulb moment!
I'm halfway through making my cheese, tom and onion sandwiches for tomorrows lunch!
I've got a bothersome nose hair that I can't seem to get rid of.
Here we go.....The Muppet Show
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't let me down, Claud
I bet he will. He'll probably turn out to be a puppy.
I used to love his interrogations - he made exasperation into an art form.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't let me down, Claud
I think I like him as an interviewer.
I think he's a dreadful interviewer ... but he will be fabulous in this seat (hopefully)
Suck up or wot!
TW*T
who wrote that
well said Alan
That got some odd looks
Sack Richard Bolloxspeak immediately.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
I've got a bothersome nose hair that I can't seem to get rid of.
Rawky Rawky, now is not the time ...
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't let me down, Claud
I think I like him as an interviewer.
I think he's a dreadful interviewer ... but he will be fabulous in this seat (hopefully)
No, he was great TV. Called them out. One of the highlights for me.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Sack Richard Bolloxspeak immediately.
This sounds like a task for Cosi..
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Sack Richard Bolloxspeak immediately.
I'd have the taxi waiting for him already.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Sack Richard Bolloxspeak immediately.
Put him inside the box......and toss it into the Thames
Fish milkshakes
My girl needs to close her legs in the car.
Godfather of Business: no one's heard of him except down the Plumb Centre.
Bad camera angle for those girls. cross your legs, ladies.
The Godfather of Business
oh please ...
Ooooooh TWIST!!
Ratty with people who don't do what they're told. I wonder if her staff respect her
It's 'like' perfume, so it's not perfume then 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
My girl needs to close her legs in the car.
which is your girl?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol.....where do they find these people
At the bottom of the barrel after it,s been scraped
Hmm, my iplayer is about 30 seconds behind you all. NO SPOILERS!!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Bad camera angle for those girls. cross your legs, ladies.
Was thinking exactly the same
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Bad camera angle for those girls. cross your legs, ladies.
lol - I commented ^ up there Kaffy.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol.....where do they find these people
At the bottom of the barrel after it,s been scraped
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
My girl needs to close her legs in the car.
which is your girl?
This one Kaffy:
https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topi...2#457575320992762822
Miss "Illustrious" ain't happy
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Hmm, my iplayer is about 30 seconds behind you all. NO SPOILERS!!
You could watch in increments and catch up with us
The bald guy's from Plymouth.
I know someone who would "throw my thought into the thought pond"
Can't bear him
I sense this one may be intolerant of more than food..
Don't open yer gob or you will get picked.
Lamb to the slaughter if you're 1st PM 
(No pun intended)!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Miss "Illustrious" ain't happy
And where the heck did she get that hairstyle?
Cabbage smoothies
Here we go, first editing non-clue from Claud.
Selina has a lot of talent, I can see her going very far.
April's being a mouthy numpty so far
Checks jacket has a really bad blusher job
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Selina has a lot of talent, I can see her going very far.
oh behave.... just cos Ola's out of Strictly!
Not got a clue.... 
I would sneak in and reset all their alarms for an hour later than they planned. 
People down there are going out at that sort of time. They're just getting up
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
April's being a mouthy numpty so far
Yes
Originally Posted by Baz:
April is a bossyboots
And yes
Billingsgate = WHELKS
Originally Posted by Baz:
Calimari and fish finger sandwiches ....yeah , bound to be a hit
I fear it will have a limited audience Baz.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Billingsgate = WHELKS
I'm on the TV now, so I'm up to date with all of you.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Calimari and fish finger sandwiches ....yeah , bound to be a hit
In Islington maybe
She's got an ego bigger than her capabilities
"No, no fresh cod her love" it's a bleedin' fish market
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
I'm on the TV now, so I'm up to date with all of you.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Billingsgate = WHELKS
And jellied eels
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Billingsgate = WHELKS
I did recommend you for this task up there ^^
Who's going to prep the squid..?
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Selina's a looker.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Who's going to prep the squid..?
Again.. I KNEW you should be on this task..
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Billingsgate = WHELKS
I did recommend you for this task up there ^^
I'd open a pie and mash shop. Sod Lord Al, I'd be happy.
Gary is annoying me already
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
50 kilos of squid
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Who's going to prep the squid..?
Again.. I KNEW you should be on this task..
I doubt any of them know how to 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Who's going to prep the squid..?
Do they realise just how much they'll have to do!?
Originally Posted by Rexi:
50 kilos of squid
Seems a lot to me
I looked up how many cans of tuna you can make from one tuna fish.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
9 QUID!?!?!?
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Who's going to prep the squid..?
Again.. I KNEW you should be on this task..
I doubt any of them know how to
I'm willing to bet they thought they'd be buying them ready prepared.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
50 kilos of squid
Seems a lot to me
Yes, especially as you will need to stuff it all in the bin.
ArtisINAL....? Is she trying to say Artisan?
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
9 QUID!?!?!?
That's squidly
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
He needs "po-tay-oes".... flaming plymouthians.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
ArtisINAL....? Is she trying to say Artisan?
Bless her!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
Nicosia is really easy.......once the Tuna is prepped.....and thereby lies the rub
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
That's the idea...poison everyone why don't ya.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
50 kilos of squid
Seems a lot to me
Yes, especially as you will need to stuff it all in the bin.
True
Unsellible?
What's that then?
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
It's especially for you
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
I'm having trouble with the names as I didn't see the beginning
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
Nicosia is really easy.......once the Tuna is prepped.....and thereby lies the rub
I have it fairly regularly and never pay close to that!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
Not in Yorkshire , eh
Not in Tyneside either!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
It's especially for you
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
Yes Kaffy, especially for you.
Where's the buttah?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
Not in Yorkshire , eh
Not in Surrey either.....we're not that daft
Pitch up outside or near the Hawley Arms would be ideal
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
The bits of the cod that were rubbish
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
Yes Kaffy, especially for you.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
I could eat a fish finger sandwich now!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
It's especially for you
Boom boom
April would be getting a wet fish across the mush from me...
Originally Posted by Baz:
I do like a fish finger sandwich....but not with coley
One of life's delicacies Baz.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I could eat a fish finger sandwich now!
The fish fingers looked good tbf
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
The bits of the cod that were rubbish
The cat seemed to like them, but then he would eat anything
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
Yes Kaffy, especially for you.
Cosi beat me to it by 12.4 seconds.
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
ÂĢ9 for a salad......got to be joking
Say what !!!!!
Not in Yorkshire , eh
Not in Surrey either.....we're not that daft
No , we ain't
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Coley, I used to give that to the cat
Originally Posted by Baz:
We used give coley to our cat !!!
Anyone here used to give coley to their cat?
Nope. I've never had a cat.
We used to buy Pussy Pieces......God knows what that was
The bits of the cod that were rubbish
That's a relief!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
The cat seemed to like them, but then he would eat anything
I had one like that too
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Sprout, you have to try then, they are lovely.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
Yes Kaffy, especially for you.
Cosi beat me to it by 12.4 seconds.
It's all 'snooze you lose' in the corporate world, EC
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
April needs to go.
It's all a bit dramatic, innit.
So, it looks like bye bye April?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
The cat seemed to like them, but then he would eat anything
I had one like that too
Very fond of liquorice all sorts.....as I discovered when I left a bag lying around
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Once, out of intrigue I did.
It wasn't as good as a winkle sarnie
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Did I hear correctly - is there a Scott and a Charlene on there?
Yes Kaffy, especially for you.
Cosi beat me to it by 12.4 seconds.
It's all 'snooze you lose' in the corporate world, EC
...and I'm fast asleep.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
Vegan you muppets!!!!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Once, out of intrigue I did.
It wasn't as good as a winkle sarnie
Ugh
Haha, they tried to sell fish to a vegan restaurant.
Ahahahahaha! Can't even sell fish to vegans!!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
The cat seemed to like them, but then he would eat anything
I had one like that too
Very fond of liquorice all sorts.....as I discovered when I left a bag lying around
LOL!
GIVE THE MAN A COAT!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
Don't know whether they do the chunky ones....Sainsbury and Waitrose do
Is this the usual case of one team is edited to look terrible, the other not too bad, but back in the boardroom the result is reversed?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
They're easy enough to make yourself, Sprout
Try a Rick Stein recipe - most of the ingredients are store cupboard...plus a bit of mash potato
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Once, out of intrigue I did.
It wasn't as good as a winkle sarnie
You're sposed to take them out the shells first
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
Yep Just buy the best you can afford......and put tomato sauce on it
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Haha, they tried to sell fish to a vegan restaurant.
DOH!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
Don't know whether they do the chunky ones....Sainsbury and Waitrose do
I'll have a look
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
Once, out of intrigue I did.
It wasn't as good as a winkle sarnie
You're sposed to take them out the shells first
...unless you have teefs like a horse
"I don't suppose..."
You are already on the back foot with that opening line.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
It's something I've never had...fish finger sarnies, but then I don't buy fish fingers that often
They are actually quite nice.....buy the Tesco Finest chunky ones, they're really good
Ok, next time I'm shopping. Will Morrisons or Asda do? Tesco is out of my way
Yep Just buy the best you can afford......and put tomato sauce on it
Oh hes, the tom k is an absolute must
Calamari disaster.