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How about a swearing queenshaks....I am good!
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
How about a swearing queenshaks....I am good!
can you say polis in a scottish accent?
Yeah....I just did...did you hear me?
I have a parrot. He doesn't talk much but if he could I'm sure he'd be cussing at everyone in my house apart from me...he seems to love me 
My brother breeds them, and it would probaly outlive you. If you have a few hundred quid to spare and swear like a trooper you're sorted 
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have a parrot. He doesn't talk much but if he could I'm sure he'd be cussing at everyone in my house apart from me...he seems to love me
Wifie
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Yeah....I just did...did you hear me?
i just turned my speech softwatre on..you sound so much like stephen hawkins.
quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:
My brother breeds them, and it would probaly outlive you. If you have a few hundred quid to spare and swear like a trooper you're sorted
Mine was inherited. I think he's about 17 so I've told my kids to get used to him coz one of them is gonna end up with him when I'm gone
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Air a polis
Many a time I shouted that as a teen
Ahm still shoutin it
quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have a parrot. He doesn't talk much but if he could I'm sure he'd be cussing at everyone in my house apart from me...he seems to love me
Wifie
Wifie
It's been too long
quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Air a polis
Many a time I shouted that as a teen
Ahm still shoutin it
I'm all posh now. "gosh there's the police" and all that
quote:Originally posted by Twice Shy:
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i just turned my speech softwatre on..you sound so much like stephen hawkins.
Hi Cags
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:
My brother breeds them, and it would probaly outlive you. If you have a few hundred quid to spare and swear like a trooper you're sorted
Mine was inherited. I think he's about 17 so I've told my kids to get used to him coz one of them is gonna end up with him when I'm gone
You've got to learn them young, all my brothers parrots talk...one even says he want a poo and then does it
Then he tells my brother to cover the other house birds up cos it's time for bed 
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have a parrot. He doesn't talk much but if he could I'm sure he'd be cussing at everyone in my house apart from me...he seems to love me
Wifie
Wifie
It's been too long
Aye has it xxx
As for Parrots, my swearing is worse now than ever
I shall train up to be a parrot teaching swearer type.shurrafukup annat
*rattles cage*
quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:
My brother breeds them, and it would probaly outlive you. If you have a few hundred quid to spare and swear like a trooper you're sorted
Mine was inherited. I think he's about 17 so I've told my kids to get used to him coz one of them is gonna end up with him when I'm gone
You've got to learn them young, all my brothers parrots talk...one even says he want a poo and then does it
I only want mine to say a few words. Water, food, grapes, bananas, kiss and curtains.
The first 5 are things he wants constantly and screams the house down till he gets them and the last is a wierd one. As soon as it gets a bit dark he screams till I close the curtains.
The old man who had him before me told me that he was starting to talk until his housekeeper scared him with a hoover.
My swearing's worse too Wifie but I think that's to do with kids getting older and OH getting lazier 
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by Retiredslave:
My brother breeds them, and it would probaly outlive you. If you have a few hundred quid to spare and swear like a trooper you're sorted
Mine was inherited. I think he's about 17 so I've told my kids to get used to him coz one of them is gonna end up with him when I'm gone
You've got to learn them young, all my brothers parrots talk...one even says he want a poo and then does it
I only want mine to say a few words. Water, food, grapes, bananas, kiss and curtains.
The first 5 are things he wants constantly and screams the house down till he gets them and the last is a wierd one. As soon as it gets a bit dark he screams till I close the curtains.
The old man who had him before me told me that he was starting to talk until his housekeeper scared him with a hoover.
Aww what a shame, they can be so funny, Try and persevere with him, if all else fails threaten it with the hoover again
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
My swearing's worse too Wifie but I think that's to do with kids getting older and OH getting lazier
same here, minus other half (still single) lol. my 13 yr old turned into a giant
she's 5ft 11 already and size 9 feet she drives me insane.
I found him in the back garden a few months ago. Just wandering around the patio. My cats seemed to be keeping guard over him coz next doors cat was was on the fence but staying clear
He likes one of my cats too. Blethers too her all the time in his own way. Funny thing is the cat blethers back
He likes one of my cats too. Blethers too her all the time in his own way. Funny thing is the cat blethers back
quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
My swearing's worse too Wifie but I think that's to do with kids getting older and OH getting lazier
same here, minus other half (still single) lol. my 13 yr old turned into a giant
5' 11"
I think mine are gonna be tall too. I haven't measured them lately but they can't be far off 5' 5"ish. Poor wee man is tiny standing beside them.
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
My swearing's worse too Wifie but I think that's to do with kids getting older and OH getting lazier
same here, minus other half (still single) lol. my 13 yr old turned into a giant
5' 11"
I think mine are gonna be tall too. I haven't measured them lately but they can't be far off 5' 5"ish. Poor wee man is tiny standing beside them.
Aw bless him.. His big sisters will look after him. Good to see that y'all are still happy xxx
My life still a bit c/tish but I handle it all better... glug glug glug
aye, back oan the swally
Have one for me then coz I can't have one till after I pick up the sister at 8 
Yes she's back with me for a few weeks till she goes travelling
Yes she's back with me for a few weeks till she goes travelling
I just love that parrot! I've seen him before. I have three parrots, one just like him, and all three talk but none swear.
I've seen him before. I have three parrots, one just like him, and all three talk but none swear.quote:Originally posted by *BB*:
I just love that parrot!
Well youre no bloody good brian... get those beasties a cussin
quote:Originally posted by drum:quote:Originally posted by *BB*:
I just love that parrot!
Well youre no bloody good brian... get those beasties a cussin
Hello Drum.
As much as I laugh at the antics of the bird on You Tube, it's rather unfair to teach them to swear. They have the lifespan of a human and most will outlife their human family. It's almost impossible to find a loving forever home for a swearing parrot unfortunately. Understandibly, most people don't want them around their children or grandchildren.
ok a swearing parrot but you really don't want him swaering at your mother or other inoproprate person.
quote:Originally posted by Neil3841:
ok a swearing parrot but you really don't want him swaering at your mother or other inoproprate person.
..oh I dunno. Can I buy one pre-trained on E-Bay..?