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my oh check ...(bugger lol)
I bear more grudges than High St Judges .......Wink(Morrissey)????

No worries

ADS will take me an Rich ....Wild Weekend ....lol??

Dont just punish him .. ok !

lets see othere here ...



if Im seeing shite ...!!!!!!!
get the hoover an stop being a *TNU!!!!!
well thats not coping ..lol


anyway Im like this ...SORRY !!
Mike Strutter
OK day one it's all strange and new
But it's not put me off - what about you?
Just been on the 'Strictly' thread
I'm glad it's back it must be said
I love the glamour, I love the glitz
I just simply love Strictly to bits.
I've not really got a fave yet
Will wait and see who's the best bet.

I've just read back and it would seem
We have lost our rhyming Queen
Can Bagel not be turned around?
The rhyming thread aint really sound
Without the poet laureate
We do not easily forget.
Soozy Woo
Well I've popped in but I really should be
Cleaning the house and getting busy
However I'm feeling very lazy today
And have come on the forum for a bit of a play
I'm glad we all moved over together
But I'm not so sure now whether
I'll stay - it's not the same vibe really
Then again it's just probably me.

Anyway I must be off to get on with some work
Although I really do prefer to shirk.
Soozy Woo
Well it's late I think I'm off to bed
This new format is doing in my head
A little rhyme is whats called for
Before I slip out of the door


I enjoyed a lovely family dinner
Roast Chicken and Lamb was a sure fire winner
The washing up is still awaiting
But my breath it just aint baiting
Hey ho - it wont do itself
And I aint got the help of a house elf
I really should get the dishwasher fixed
Then I wouldn't be all betwixt.

Night night all you rhyming peeps
I must be off to get some sleeps.
Soozy Woo
Greetings friends, I've come to say
I've missed this forum whilst away
Absence wasn't through dislike
It was because I crashed my bike!

A trip to London that I took
Ended when I realised "fook!"
That idiot has just pulled out
I'm going to hit him-theres no doubt

Then sure enough that horrible sound
I heard before I hit the ground
I came to lying on the floor
Couldn't stand up any more

Mainly due to fractured knee
Plus a bike on top of me!
Broken wrist, sight of bone
I was in the panic zone

Ambulance trip-faster,faster
Soon my leg it was in plaster
Only thing made me irate
my leg was fixed completely straight!

When you live in a first floor flat
how can you climb stairs like that?!
So off to mumsy's I did go
I've not lived there since long ago!

Weeks had passed, body stronger
Couldn't stay there any longer
Plaster off, knee could bend
I was surely on the mend

So now I'm home and back at work
Although light duties-I can't shirk
I'm taking care and before too long
My bike will also be back "on song"

A pair of forks and broken plastic
nothing really very drastic
I really would go very batty
If I had to lose poor "natty"
I dont think I could be much fonder
Of my friend-my ageing Honda

And so I'm back and plan to stay
Theres just one thing I'd like to say
To anyone who drives a car
For local/distance/near/far

Every time you take a drive
You want to end your trip alive
But you are not the only one
Us bikers aren't just out for fun

Please just take that second glance
before you move-give us a chance
Cos if we hit you-you may curse
But rest assured-WE COME OFF WORSE!

I Thank You
MikeOxlong

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