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Just been out for a blooming good night with my new work mates but felt my night had drawn to a close. Rather than spend a fortune on a taxi i thought i would get the last train and hoof it home from the station.

So i was quite happily plodding on with sore feet when my bladder gave me a quick "yoohoo here i am" which got louder the more i plodded. So off came the shoes for speed... then up turned the trouser (they;re a good length for heel but not for hoofing it bear foot) so i get across the field and to a road at the back of a supermarket which is used by boy racers.

Now being a lady of rather large proportions i am more than used to people shouting out what ever the hell they feel like at me. And also due to the fact the beautiful straight hair wasn't quite so beautiful or straight and the eye make up wasn't quite as perfect... and i had my shoes off... and my jeans turned up when a car slowed down and the window was rolled down i was obviously expecting a mouth full of abuse which i really could have done with out after having such a good night out.

Instead i was greated by a bunch of lads checking i was ok ...how nice is that and shame on me for automatically asuming the worst

Smiler Just thought i would share... sorry for the long post

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
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Originally posted by tupps:
yes... but did you make the loo on time.. Ninja


the belt was open when i got to my gate
the buttons were open as i unlocked the front door
the zip was down as i reached the hall
the trousers were down before i got to the loo Ninja

I JUST made it pmsl


Done that many a time in my younger days.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
a couple more drink and i would have gone in the bushes beside the field Ninja which is more of a park... infact it's called central park Nod


one day I will recount the tale of my friend having a pee in Mothercare's shop doorway... Ninja


tell me noooooooowww


t'was in Liverpool.. after a raucous night out clubbing... no taxis, large queue.. friend absolutely gagging for a wee...

go to shop doorway as it is the only 'secluded' place for said friend to have a wee.. I'm on lookout.. anyhoo she pulls down her trews and bum facing the glass doors starts to do her ablutions... Ninja

next thing we know... she's midstream and through the intercom thing next to the doorway pipes up 'we can seeeeeeeeeeeeeee you'.. it's only the bliddy cctv people and they've trained their cameras on her 'arris....

she carried on mind.. what a gal.. Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
a couple more drink and i would have gone in the bushes beside the field Ninja which is more of a park... infact it's called central park Nod


one day I will recount the tale of my friend having a pee in Mothercare's shop doorway... Ninja


tell me noooooooowww


t'was in Liverpool.. after a raucous night out clubbing... no taxis, large queue.. friend absolutely gagging for a wee...

go to shop doorway as it is the only 'secluded' place for said friend to have a wee.. I'm on lookout.. anyhoo she pulls down her trews and bum facing the glass doors starts to do her ablutions... Ninja

next thing we know... she's midstream and through the intercom thing next to the doorway pipes up 'we can seeeeeeeeeeeeeee you'.. it's only the bliddy cctv people and they've trained their cameras on her 'arris....

she carried on mind.. what a gal.. Ninja


That made me PMSL rl Laugh
*yogi Bear*
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Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
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Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
a couple more drink and i would have gone in the bushes beside the field Ninja which is more of a park... infact it's called central park Nod


one day I will recount the tale of my friend having a pee in Mothercare's shop doorway... Ninja


tell me noooooooowww


t'was in Liverpool.. after a raucous night out clubbing... no taxis, large queue.. friend absolutely gagging for a wee...

go to shop doorway as it is the only 'secluded' place for said friend to have a wee.. I'm on lookout.. anyhoo she pulls down her trews and bum facing the glass doors starts to do her ablutions... Ninja

next thing we know... she's midstream and through the intercom thing next to the doorway pipes up 'we can seeeeeeeeeeeeeee you'.. it's only the bliddy cctv people and they've trained their cameras on her 'arris....

she carried on mind.. what a gal.. Ninja


Did they say it creepily? Did she at least jump?
PuppyDooDoo
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
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Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
a couple more drink and i would have gone in the bushes beside the field Ninja which is more of a park... infact it's called central park Nod


one day I will recount the tale of my friend having a pee in Mothercare's shop doorway... Ninja


tell me noooooooowww


t'was in Liverpool.. after a raucous night out clubbing... no taxis, large queue.. friend absolutely gagging for a wee...

go to shop doorway as it is the only 'secluded' place for said friend to have a wee.. I'm on lookout.. anyhoo she pulls down her trews and bum facing the glass doors starts to do her ablutions... Ninja

next thing we know... she's midstream and through the intercom thing next to the doorway pipes up 'we can seeeeeeeeeeeeeee you'.. it's only the bliddy cctv people and they've trained their cameras on her 'arris....

she carried on mind.. what a gal.. Ninja


OMG PMSL..that reminds me my friends took me over to Liverpool bus station to see me off home to Ireland..we'd been drinking and my friend *a largish girl* was dying for the loo..she crouched down behind a bus and it was like a river..then the bus moved..she was left in full view of the whole bus station and could'nt stop the flow.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
OMG PMSL..that reminds me my friends took me over to Liverpool bus station to see me off home to Ireland..we'd been drinking and my friend *a largish girl* was dying for the loo..she crouched down behind a bus and it was like a river..then the bus moved..she was left in full view of the whole bus station and could'nt stop the flow.... Laugh


you promised you'd never tell anyone... Red Face

*flounces off tossing her ginge hair*


Your friend could have been in her doorway same time as my friend was at the bus station..small world big wee's.... Laugh


Laugh
tupps
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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
yes... but did you make the loo on time.. Ninja


the belt was open when i got to my gate
the buttons were open as i unlocked the front door
the zip was down as i reached the hall
the trousers were down before i got to the loo Ninja

I JUST made it pmsl

Love it...all signs of a good night out Clapping
H

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