update on avvie watch

The emergence of the sassy loud mouth.

Devoid of talent, wit, style or charm.

They believe being opinionated and 'in yer face' as charismatic but posses almost no depth of character what-so-ever.

They are, in short, Cuprinol.

They do what it says on the tin - expect anything else and you'll see how empty they really are.

Sallie is a perfect example.

I thought that was Ronseal? 

Yes - my mistake

Odd how you know that

Doing the garden you see and redoing all of the woodwork.

Dunno why but i hate gardening.

If only it wasn't such hard work cos i love a nice garden.

Slabs?

Sounds delightful

best one so far 

Am I a modern day annoyance?

Let me think....

 I love you too.

I have thought about it and ...................no

Excellent 

changed again

That's exactly why I pay someone to do the grunt work, then I skip in wearing my fabulous gardening gloves to place the plants.

I 'edged the lawn' on me hands and knees last night.

Nearly killed me !!!

 . . . then me Mum sed,

"Did you not want to use the edging shears for that?" 

People who "know my rights"  but not their responsibilities. 

 . . . and the culture of nothing ever being good enough.

Which includes our schools, hospitals and Soc Services.

.........and trying to get compensation

Yep - i hate the 'bleed 'em dry' culture we now endure.

 . . . and the doom n gloom news reporting creating a culture of fear.

and again

I am going to stop doing this before I become the annoyance

You are definitely not an annoyance (to me anyway).

I just thought I had slid a change under the radar and you would not notice.

Not a chance EC

I see what you did. slipped in a new avvie  

UGG boots !!!

They're granny slippers for fashion victims!!

"I always give 110%"

OK, so go to Sainsbury's, buy a chocolate cake and give me 110% of it.

Morning people  - hate them  

 . . . making us all get up early

you have chocolate on the brain EC.

You could have said 'Go to Sainsbury's and buy a pie' but nope...chocolate

Edit: I would marry anyone who could do that, except Paul Daniels.

seriously

I do, I admit it. The pie would have been caramel apple with a side of vanilla ice cream.

Yep  

it may be 2.20am and I have just arrived home but I can see an avvie change.

Wow - that is late to bed. Have you been out disco dancing?

I'm quickly running out of stamps!

 love it ... my thoughts exactly.

Gather together all the 'ealry birds' and let them do jobs like postman ... and let us have a lie in !!!