Pub chalk board of the day
ERM . . .
Top shearer called in to trim overgrown sheep found in Australia
RSPCAâs plea for expert to urgently remove wool from sheep rescued near Canberra is answered by champion shearer Ian Elkins http://www.theguardian.com/wor...a-canberra-australia
And afterwards . . . . looks like he's swearing
CANNIBAL
Bargain !!!
Originally Posted by Saint:
Two hula hoops in a cup of coffee = an owl
Originally Posted by Saint:
Two hula hoops in a cup of coffee = an owl
Just in case you thought The Halifax gave you a little 'extra help' ...
They're gonna tell you 'twice' that they don't
My local Halifax today
Originally Posted by Saint:
Just in case you thought The Halifax gave you a little 'extra help' ...
They're gonna tell you 'twice' that they don't
My local Halifax today
My local Halifax have posted a massive poster in their biggest window proudly proclaiming that they are giving the people of Sheffield a little extra.
I will be going into branch and ask them exactly what it is that they are giving us over and above the other banks.
As a customer I'm not feeling the extra love myself.
I can't post a picture,however the weather here in Glasgow has been great so I had the back door wide open,I was sitting at the comp in the living room and heard "pittar patter,pittar patter" My friendly wee squirrel came past the kitchen via the open back door into the living room ,mooching for peanuts! I also have a bold wood pigeon who will come into the kitchen also.
Originally Posted by Saint:
Just in case you thought The Halifax gave you a little 'extra help' ...
They're gonna tell you 'twice' that they don't
My local Halifax today
"Fookin'"Banks....
Originally Posted by Sprout:
AND a pop group . . . Prefab Sprout
If youâve ever accidentally reached for your shaving foam when you were groping around for your toothpaste, spare a thought for this lady.
The woman in this image supposedly mistook some expanding builderâs foam for hair mousse â apparently resulting in a rock hard helmet of cavity filler and a very sheepish visit to hospital.The image is said to have been taken in an A&E department in Eastern Europe, but with such minimal information available the usual caveats apply: Why is it all over one shoulder? And why does she appear to have accessorized it with dead leaves?
I can see this being a very unfunny prank
It's "whoah"
Originally Posted by Saint:
It's "whoah"
Everyone makes mistakes....I bet you've made some in your time
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Like I said.... I fear if he ever gets his finger on the button 
Noddy or Germaine
Germaine or Noddy
??
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
It's "whoah"
Everyone makes mistakes....I bet you've made some in your time
Oh some howlers
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
It's "whoah"
Everyone makes mistakes....I bet you've made some in your time
Oh some howlers
So what makes you pick up on any one else's? I tell you what....since I don't have/can't afford VIP status anymore and can't block you. You avoid me and I'll avoid you 
I had thought that we were getting on not so badly on this site and then you go and wreck it all
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Donald Trump with a croydon facelift!!! What next
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
It's "whoah"
Everyone makes mistakes....I bet you've made some in your time
Oh some howlers
So what makes you pick up on any one else's? I tell you what....since I don't have/can't afford VIP status anymore and can't block you. You avoid me and I'll avoid you I had thought that we were getting on not so badly on this site and then you go and wreck it all
Huh? I only said I believed it was "whoah"
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Donald Trump with a croydon facelift!!! What next
Holy shit! It's actually quite scary that this imbecile could ever become president,god help us all if it happens.
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
It's "whoah"
Everyone makes mistakes....I bet you've made some in your time
Oh some howlers
So what makes you pick up on any one else's? I tell you what....since I don't have/can't afford VIP status anymore and can't block you. You avoid me and I'll avoid you I had thought that we were getting on not so badly on this site and then you go and wreck it all
Huh? I only said I believed it was "whoah"
Yes, so why pick people up on it let it go over your head It's paltry in the scheme of things and that's the last I'm saying