Here's the place to post all your weird, wonderful ... and wacky stuff from around the web.
Yep - I said wacky
Here's the place to post all your weird, wonderful ... and wacky stuff from around the web.
Yep - I said wacky
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The creature has remained silent about his motives
A donkey popped up out of a manhole in Switzerland β and the beast has so far been unwilling or unable to offer investigators any leads on what he was doing down there.
Local man Urs Meyer found the big-eared creature with his head poking out of the manhole cover while walking his dog in the municipality of Pratteln in northern Switzerland.
Meyer manfully fought back the urge to make any pun on the words βassβ and βholeβ.
Meyer said, βMy initial reaction was it was a stuffed toy but then I saw it move its ears and shake its head, and realised it was real. I donβt know how the manhole cover ended up being moved but the donkey had clearly fallen inside and was stuck there.β
It took more than an hour to dislodge the donkey from the hole.
Fire brigade spokesman Markus Osterhagen said: βThe donkey was lucky it didnβt end up falling any deeper into the hole. It was hard enough to get it out as it was. We reckon it probably been there all night, and although it had some small cuts from trying to wriggle free, it was otherwise unhurt.β
"the beast has so far been unwilling or unable to offer investigators any leads on what he was doing down there."
Brilliant
Meanwhile in Richmond political correctness goes barmy
When I win the lottery my friend that will change.
I'm packing you off to Venice
Meanwhile in Richmond political correctness goes barmy
Lol
That donkey at the top of the page needs a beer next to his right hoof just to complete the picture
New John Lewis Advert - awwww its nearly Christmas
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Tis funny in't it
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Me three
Perhaps my favourite clip from You Tube
(no dogs were harmed in the posting of this clip)
I love cats - I want them on a rainbow
Sing-a-long whoooop !!!
A man escapes from a prison where heβs been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. W...hile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While heβs in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, βListen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! Heβs probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasnβt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, donβt resist, donβt complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, heβll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!β
She responds: βHe wasnβt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that heβs gay, thinks youβre cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.β
Bit naughty in parts with f-bomb on occasions
But its funny too
Hope that helps