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Ok. Imagine I am standing on a stage in a large auditorium, and have just got up there to make a speech. I have a microphone. I will ask you a question. I will ask you to make, perhaps, the MOST important decision you will ever have to make in your entire.. err.. month. But please.. please.. listen to what I have to say first.

<Holds mic up to mouth>

"People of the world. People of Great Britain. BB watchers everywhere. I implore you, from the depths of my heart. Please listen to what I have to say..

<pregnant pause

I didn't like Marcus an awful lot at the start of BB this year. And halfwit.. well.. I thought he was harmless enough, if I am honest.. so cut him some slack... ..after all.. there were bigger fish to fry in the house. Lisa, for example.

Now.. over time.. Marcus grew on me a little. Sure, still full o'crap.. and still rather self importamt (or should that be impotent?) but.. well.. I was prepared to cut him slack too.. at least.. I didn't hate him anyway.. after all.. the house would have been boring without him.

And just recently.. he has been the star of the show in my eyes.. 'Great Value' is what some people would call it.

And the boys (and I mean the boys, if you get my drift) have slowly learned that Marcus is just simply trying to liven up the house - and in doing so, they have come out their shell. Siavash is no longer a mouse, Freddie is no longer a soft hippy, and has grown some teeth.

They all saw that Lisa was a slime bag. A nasty piece of work. They saw right through her. And togther... they stuck. Friends, united in hatred.

Bea.. well.. she led us to believe that she was on the boy's side. That she was in the league of hatred. So everyone understood.

.....Hmmm. But this week... this week... Bea turned.

Only 10 days ago.. Just TEN days ago.. She hated Lisa, and I mean HATED her. She thought she was a cockroach, a nasty horrible b*tch. She called David an 'unpleasant loud uncouth horrid person. Horrible laugh.. thoughtless whining queen.'

Ahh.. but that was before we found out who Bea really was.

A two faced cow.

Yep. She turned to the DARK side, in order to play her game. Clever, calculated, and planned. She is has singlehandedly turned the waiverers against Marcus and halfwit, and jumped ship.

"Ohh Lisa.. I love you really. Your my best mate. And so are you David.. awww... you're great. Yeah man.. isn't halfwit an a*se... Le's all go and sit at the bus stop and slag him off."

But we can see. Ohhhh.. WE can see you Bea. WE ain't stupid, and we don't fall for your little hissy fits and crybaby histryonics.

Like the big man says.. take a look at yourself Bea, before you dish it. It is YOU that is the one who can't take it - NOT halfwit.

Stealing halfwits cider, and calling him a f*cking tool.. ain't cool. Marcus told you. And he was right. You, not he, is the problem. That's why you are hated on the outside world.

So now.. ladies and gentleman.. "What's the question?" I can hear you shouting.

It's simple.

I love the fact that Marcus has got the boys out of their shells.. and knocking the BB authorities down a peg or two. Yes.. yes.. I still think he is full of Bull.. and acts like an arrogant sweary know it all.. But I like him.

I love.. LOVE the fact that halfwit is doing Bea's head in and showing her up.. and making her life a misery. Cuz we all hate her.. right?

So.. what to do?

If halfwit leaves.. then Bea has her little victory but still has marcus to keep her in check.

If Marcus leaves.. then he gets what he wants, and gets to have his well earned chat with Davina. And halfwit can carry on annoying Bea, Lisa, Charley, David, and co. All the girls basically... But in a boring house.


That's the dilemma.

Having thought about it for the last hour... I have decided to come down on the side of keeping MARCUS he has in the last few hours stated on live feed he would like to stay.

in this late hour let us please make a rally and vote vote vote to evict freddy.marcus is essential to the remaining weeks he is a legend we cannot lose him!!
i thank you for taking the time to read this now please send out the shout across the whole internet.
MARCUS MUST BE SAVED! MARCUS MUST STAY!
<puts down the mic>

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<in the voice of winston churchill>

Even though large parts of bb and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the bores and all the odious apparatus of lisa rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the diary room, we shall fight in the garden and sitting room, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our marcus, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the bus stop, we shall fight on the forums we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the dark horse.
B
Great post, except I've thought about it, too, and Freddie should stay.

If Freddie goes, then Bea will triumph.

Now that Freddie knows who he is dealing with I think he will adapt his behaviour accordingly. He is no longer the love-sick puppy who can't see what she is but a young man who can rebuild himself after the onslaught she has put him through.

I would love Marcus to say but I want Freddie to stay more.

Ask not what Freddie can do for you, but what you can do for Freddie. Keep him in and let common decency triumph.
jennywren
quote:
Originally posted by bobnot:
Ok. Imagine I am standing on a stage in a large auditorium, and have just got up there to make a speech. I have a microphone. I will ask you a question. I will ask you to make, perhaps, the MOST important decision you will ever have to make in your entire.. err.. month. But please.. please.. listen to what I have to say first.

<Holds mic up to mouth>

"People of the world. People of Great Britain. BB watchers everywhere. I implore you, from the depths of my heart. Please listen to what I have to say..

<pregnant pause

I didn't like Marcus an awful lot at the start of BB this year. And halfwit.. well.. I thought he was harmless enough, if I am honest.. so cut him some slack... ..after all.. there were bigger fish to fry in the house. Lisa, for example.

Now.. over time.. Marcus grew on me a little. Sure, still full o'crap.. and still rather self importamt (or should that be impotent?) but.. well.. I was prepared to cut him slack too.. at least.. I didn't hate him anyway.. after all.. the house would have been boring without him.

And just recently.. he has been the star of the show in my eyes.. 'Great Value' is what some people would call it.

And the boys (and I mean the boys, if you get my drift) have slowly learned that Marcus is just simply trying to liven up the house - and in doing so, they have come out their shell. Siavash is no longer a mouse, Freddie is no longer a soft hippy, and has grown some teeth.

They all saw that Lisa was a slime bag. A nasty piece of work. They saw right through her. And togther... they stuck. Friends, united in hatred.

Bea.. well.. she led us to believe that she was on the boy's side. That she was in the league of hatred. So everyone understood.

.....Hmmm. But this week... this week... Bea turned.

Only 10 days ago.. Just TEN days ago.. She hated Lisa, and I mean HATED her. She thought she was a cockroach, a nasty horrible b*tch. She called David an 'unpleasant loud uncouth horrid person. Horrible laugh.. thoughtless whining queen.'

Ahh.. but that was before we found out who Bea really was.

A two faced cow.

Yep. She turned to the DARK side, in order to play her game. Clever, calculated, and planned. She is has singlehandedly turned the waiverers against Marcus and halfwit, and jumped ship.

"Ohh Lisa.. I love you really. Your my best mate. And so are you David.. awww... you're great. Yeah man.. isn't halfwit an a*se... Le's all go and sit at the bus stop and slag him off."

But we can see. Ohhhh.. WE can see you Bea. WE ain't stupid, and we don't fall for your little hissy fits and crybaby histryonics.

Like the big man says.. take a look at yourself Bea, before you dish it. It is YOU that is the one who can't take it - NOT halfwit.

Stealing halfwits cider, and calling him a f*cking tool.. ain't cool. Marcus told you. And he was right. You, not he, is the problem. That's why you are hated on the outside world.

So now.. ladies and gentleman.. "What's the question?" I can hear you shouting.

It's simple.

I love the fact that Marcus has got the boys out of their shells.. and knocking the BB authorities down a peg or two. Yes.. yes.. I still think he is full of Bull.. and acts like an arrogant sweary know it all.. But I like him.

I love.. LOVE the fact that halfwit is doing Bea's head in and showing her up.. and making her life a misery. Cuz we all hate her.. right?

So.. what to do?

If halfwit leaves.. then Bea has her little victory but still has marcus to keep her in check.

If Marcus leaves.. then he gets what he wants, and gets to have his well earned chat with Davina. And halfwit can carry on annoying Bea, Lisa, Charley, David, and co. All the girls basically... But in a boring house.


That's the dilemma.

Having thought about it for the last hour... I have decided to come down on the side of keeping MARCUS he has in the last few hours stated on live feed he would like to stay.

in this late hour let us please make a rally and vote vote vote to evict freddy.marcus is essential to the remaining weeks he is a legend we cannot lose him!!
i thank you for taking the time to read this now please send out the shout across the whole internet.
MARCUS MUST BE SAVED! MARCUS MUST STAY!
<puts down the mic>


You were doing so well, your final analysis went sideways. Big Grin

Marcus wants to go.

It will show Bea and Lisa that they can't have things all their own way if we

KEEP FREDDIE IN!
squiggle
I want marcus to stay, i liked him from the beginning, then he started to annoy me in the middle but the last two weeks i've liked him again, I hated Freddie the first month, then i started to like him, i still do but i'd like Marcus to stay more, because Freddie has been up 6 times now and he's getting cocky, i know Bea will be hard to watch tonight and the rest of the week if Fredie goes, but i'd love to see Marcus bring her down some more.
Mercedes78
This is a totally phoney eviction. Engineered by BB to ensure the chosen ones get to the finalwithout the worry of being up for eviction against HMs who are actually more popular than them. Next week it'll be Siavash against the survivor of this weeks and in the final week we'll have a relentless onslaught of Charlie biased clips and editing.
The only way I can protest against the stitch up is by not voting and not viewing, though I'll make an exception for Marcus's BBBM and BBLB appearances.
captain marbles
quote:
Originally posted by bobnot:
<in the voice of winston churchill>

Even though large parts of bb and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the bores and all the odious apparatus of lisa rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the diary room, we shall fight in the garden and sitting room, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our marcus, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the bus stop, we shall fight on the forums we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the dark horse.


haha LOVE IT keep Marcus IN, HE is our SPITFIRE,
we shall NEVER surender Big Grin Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
old hippy guy
Pretty good post, but I disagree with some of what you say,Marcus is not responsible for Siavash doing anything, he was always genuine and not afraid to say what he thinks, he doesn't need to shout about some of the more obvious issues...he was never a mouse! as for Freddie, I think what has happened to him is also nothing to do with marcus, and if it was then a good reason to get marcus out!... I don't want either of them to go, but if one has to, I feel marcus has surely run his course!.. next week Bea to go Pleaseeeeeeee
Mollie
quote:
Originally posted by jennywren:
Great post, except I've thought about it, too, and Freddie should stay.

If Freddie goes, then Bea will triumph.

Now that Freddie knows who he is dealing with I think he will adapt his behaviour accordingly. He is no longer the love-sick puppy who can't see what she is but a young man who can rebuild himself after the onslaught she has put him through.

I would love Marcus to say but I want Freddie to stay more.

Ask not what Freddie can do for you, but what you can do for Freddie. Keep him in and let common decency triumph.


Great post. I agree with you. I think if Freddie stays we will see a big change in him next week. I cannot wait to see the look on Bea's face!!
Joyron

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