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Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

I'd make greed and selfishness punishable by law,have a thermometer in every house to adjust the outside temp to suit ,rain snow or sunshine on demand .

oooh yes! public stocks! 

All rapists to have there 'members' chopped & stapled to their foreheads...just to warn us girlies in advance 

 

 

Think I'm beginning to like this game! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Hmmm Chocolate would be healthy,

 

No one would know what a bully was as they just wouldn't exist,

 

When people are children they will realise its the best time of their lives and enjoy it more!!

 

Homes would clean themselves

 

(I like ours better)

Don't be lazy,there'd be a button to press that would clean the house top to bottom ,you have to press the button.

~Lee~
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Hmmm Chocolate would be healthy,

 

No one would know what a bully was as they just wouldn't exist,

 

When people are children they will realise its the best time of their lives and enjoy it more!!

 

Homes would clean themselves

 

(I like ours better)

I like all of that especially the one in bold (get me sucking up to a mod ).

 

i watched that thing on the news the other night where that woman controlled an artificial arm by thought ............i thought that could be handy - then I thought my head jumps from one thing to another with absolutely no logic - it could be carnage!

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Hmmm Chocolate would be healthy,

 

No one would know what a bully was as they just wouldn't exist,

 

When people are children they will realise its the best time of their lives and enjoy it more!!

 

Homes would clean themselves

 

(I like ours better)

Don't be lazy,there'd be a button to press that would clean the house top to bottom ,you have to press the button.

slimfern
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Hmmm Chocolate would be healthy,

 

No one would know what a bully was as they just wouldn't exist,

 

When people are children they will realise its the best time of their lives and enjoy it more!!

 

Homes would clean themselves

 

(I like ours better)

I like all of that especially the one in bold (get me sucking up to a mod ).

 

i watched that thing on the news the other night where that woman controlled an artificial arm by thought ............i thought that could be handy - then I thought my head jumps from one thing to another with absolutely no logic - it could be carnage!

slimfern
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

I'd make greed and selfishness punishable by law,have a thermometer in every house to adjust the outside temp to suit ,rain snow or sunshine on demand .

oooh yes! public stocks! 

All rapists to have there 'members' chopped & stapled to their foreheads...just to warn us girlies in advance 

 

 

Think I'm beginning to like this game! 

No no not their foreheads,the I am a p****t will be tattooed there, their bits will be stapled to their upper lip.We'd have someone like the Child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang go around with a HUGE electrified cage for those who harm kids.We'd have islands in shark infested waters where we'd send all the above for life.

~Lee~
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

I'd make greed and selfishness punishable by law,have a thermometer in every house to adjust the outside temp to suit ,rain snow or sunshine on demand .

oooh yes! public stocks! 

All rapists to have there 'members' chopped & stapled to their foreheads...just to warn us girlies in advance 

 

 

Think I'm beginning to like this game! 

No no not their foreheads,the I am a p****t will be tattooed there, their bits will be stapled to their upper lip.We'd have someone like the Child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang go around with a HUGE electrified cage for those who harm kids.We'd have islands in shark infested waters where we'd send all the above for life.

Hahaha! you're getting right into this int ya Lee 

 

My brother used to threaten my children with the child catcher....They don't like my brother much 

slimfern
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

I'd make greed and selfishness punishable by law,have a thermometer in every house to adjust the outside temp to suit ,rain snow or sunshine on demand .

oooh yes! public stocks! 

All rapists to have there 'members' chopped & stapled to their foreheads...just to warn us girlies in advance 

 

 

Think I'm beginning to like this game! 

No no not their foreheads,the I am a p****t will be tattooed there, their bits will be stapled to their upper lip.We'd have someone like the Child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang go around with a HUGE electrified cage for those who harm kids.We'd have islands in shark infested waters where we'd send all the above for life.

What's p****t btw ? 

slimfern
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

Oh we'd have real Pinnocchio's,liars nose's  would grow an each each time they lied,that would last 1 month,habitual liars it would be irreversible.

Hahaha!

I used to tell my second son that when he fibbed his ears would go pointy like a mischievious elf!

He would cover his ears and say "it wasn't me!"

I had to stop meself chuckling everytime! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

Slim one of my brothers used to walk around with my dad's stick he carried when walking the dogs,he used to say Lollipops like the child catcher,poor kids were afraid and to this day have never let him live it down ,btw he was only 6 yrs older than my eldest....P*****t is per*ert 

Arrhhh right gotcha! 

 

Hahahaha...your Dad sounds a character! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

Oh we'd have real Pinnocchio's,liars nose's  would grow an each each time they lied,that would last 1 month,habitual liars it would be irreversible.

Hahaha!

I used to tell my second son that when he fibbed his ears would go pointy like a mischievious elf!

He would cover his ears and say "it wasn't me!"

I had to stop meself chuckling everytime! 

I told mine and my grandson their tongues would go black.If I doubted something they said I asked to see their tongue.my grandson pre-empts it though,he'll tell us something poke his tongue out then say see my tongue isn't black.

~Lee~
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:

Oh we'd have real Pinnocchio's,liars nose's  would grow an each each time they lied,that would last 1 month,habitual liars it would be irreversible.

Hahaha!

I used to tell my second son that when he fibbed his ears would go pointy like a mischievious elf!

He would cover his ears and say "it wasn't me!"

I had to stop meself chuckling everytime! 

I told mine and my grandson their tongues would go black.If I doubted something they said I asked to see their tongue.my grandson pre-empts it though,he'll tell us something poke his tongue out then say see my tongue isn't black.

Hahaha...see! they are getting smarter ! 

slimfern