Reference: I don't inflict the readings of my imaginary friend Roy the Pixie King on anyone
I wanna hear about Roy the Pixie King... I am a convert waiting to happen.... does he wear a Pixie fascinator?
yes, but for special religious occasions only such as the upcoming Midsummer Mudder Festival, where all his acolytes roll around in peat bogs searching for the Golden Jaffa Cake of Doom.
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