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NO    Its time we sent Keeeeeeeeeeva packing for she wouldn't even had have HAD any airtime, had it not have been for Scabby   She's a vitriolic, venomous little mare, who thinks she looks cool in her shades and her hoodie pulled up over her rockabilly quiff.

Well, NEWSFLASH!  She looks like a desperate eejit, and it wouldn't hurt if she'd have peeled those black leggings off once in a while and given them a good scrub around the crotch area   Blimey, to sleep in them, then wear them all day, as a laydee -for days on end?  *bletch*

I'd not stand up-wind of her - no way!
Sarnge
Spider speaks my lingo   We've moaned on endlessly, about not being able to get rid of the bores - yet when we get the chance, what do we do?  We vote off an annoying one (who at least gets us all talking and debating and generally LOVING all the drama) and then wonder why we get 'winners' like tossing Nadia (shoulda bin Michelle Bass or Slick Vic) , Anfernee (shoulda bin Makosi - but she fecked it with the 'pregnancy' *rollseyes*) Pete ('I had a dream .................. *gag* shoulda bin Ais) and can't remember who won the year that Jade was originally in there, but it shoulda bin the one who went menthol about the weeing in the shower!  PMFSL   OH, and Science WAS ROBBED TOO! 
Sarnge
This will be tonights Shabby script....

Davina..Big brother house this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear, blah blah blah..Keeva you have been evited please leave the big brother house....

Shabby..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!..WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....*floods of faux tears*....WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!!!*Runs off to the bathroom and strikes a pose*....I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!....
stonks
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This will be tonights Shabby script.... Davina..Big brother house this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear, blah blah blah..Keeva you have been evited please leave the big brother house.... Shabby..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!..WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....*floods of faux tears*....WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!!!*Runs off to the bathroom and strikes a pose*....I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!....
cologne 1
*angst ridden shout*  " Keeeeeevaaaa I fcukkin love you man!!!   Big brother - this is Scabby gadgeagoogoo can I have some fags and booze as I'm highly delighted distraught that my  latest victim best friend in the whole wide world has gone - please? Boo Hooooo1111"      Then she'll kick a coupla cushions and throw herself on the bed with her head in the crook of her arm, giving it laldy.        I really don't like Scabby much to be honest!   
FM
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*angst ridden shout* " Keeeeeevaaaa I fcukkin love you man!!! Big brother - this is Scabby gadgeagoogoo can I have some fags and booze as I'm highly delighted distraught that my latest victim best friend in the whole wide world has gone - please? Boo Hooooo1111" Then she'll kick a coupla cushions and throw herself on the bed with her head in the crook of her arm, giving it laldy. I really don't like Scabby much to be honest!
stonks
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*angst ridden shout* " Keeeeeevaaaa I fcukkin love you man!!! Big brother - this is Scabby gadgeagoogoo can I have some fags and booze as I'm highly delighted distraught that my latest victim best friend in the whole wide world has gone - please? Boo Hooooo1111" Then she'll kick a coupla cushions and throw herself on the bed with her head in the crook of her arm, giving it laldy. I really don't like Scabby much to be honest!
How can you misunderstand her so much. It will all be very genuine.  Btw. like fairfax, I love laldy, haven't heard it since I left Scotland.
cologne 1
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This will be tonights Shabby script.... Davina..Big brother house this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear, blah blah blah..Keeva you have been evited please leave the big brother house.... Shabby..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!..WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....*floods of faux tears*....WHAT THE FOCK!!!!....THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!!!*Runs off to the bathroom and strikes a pose*....I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!....
That'll be about right, but Kevlar has to go first...we may not get another chance
Kaytee
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*angst ridden shout*  " Keeeeeevaaaa I fcukkin love you man!!!   Big brother - this is Scabby gadgeagoogoo can I have some fags and booze as I'm highly delighted distraught that my  latest victim best friend in the whole wide world has gone - please? Boo Hooooo1111"      Then she'll kick a coupla cushions and throw herself on the bed with her head in the crook of her arm, giving it laldy.        I really don't like Scabby much to be honest!


I'm seeing this 
Dame_Ann_Average

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