omg...now you know why I won't have pets 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

super dog

I hope that’s just mud 

That dog would gone !

awww  what a mess

Certainly lives up to her name 

That bear 

Baz posted:

That dog would gone !

it wouldn't be here in the fecking first place 

Maaaaam! I got a bear 

Baz posted:

I hope that’s just mud 

think it is bazzy

Chickens in the house? 

Sprout posted:

Certainly lives up to her name 

yes

Sprout posted:

Certainly lives up to her name 

Yes 

Close the door and open the window? 

I came home from work once and found a blackbird in my kitchen .....talk about mess ! It had come in through a flue !

Confine it to one room, stoopid 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

That dog would gone !

it wouldn't be here in the fecking first place 

True 

Sprout posted:

Confine it to one room, stoopid 

Mind you reason tends to go out the window ...I did what he did and screamed 

bloody pigeons, Pat locked one in the pub hall and it sh*t all over the hall the other week and warned me about it..next night, I locked the same bugger in and it did the same again...it was sitting on the top inside windowsill and no one knew...Malc attacked it with his walking stick, it's not been back since 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

bloody pigeons, Pat locked one in the pub hall and it sh*t all over the hall the other week and warned me about it..next night, I locked the same bugger in and it did the same again...it was sitting on the top inside windowsill and no one knew...Malc attacked it with his walking stick, it's not been back since 

I have enough with them crapping on my patio !

Sprout posted:

Close the door and open the window? 

yes I have found live birds on the odd occasion in the house and mice when i get in from work  - i collect them in  a towel and run to the door with them and off they go

Baz posted:

I have enough with them crapping on my patio !

Mike distracted me locking up singing catch that pigeon...I never thought to look up above the doors 

omg that fire

I wouldn’t needed telling twice !

Sprout posted:

Confine it to one room, stoopid 

sometimes it's not that easy 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Confine it to one room, stoopid 

Mind you reason tends to go out the window ...I did what he did and screamed 

Depends how you can handle things I guess  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

bloody pigeons, Pat locked one in the pub hall and it sh*t all over the hall the other week and warned me about it..next night, I locked the same bugger in and it did the same again...it was sitting on the top inside windowsill and no one knew...Malc attacked it with his walking stick, it's not been back since 

Rocking Ros Rose posted:

Sprout posted:

Close the door and open the window? 

yes I have found live birds on the odd occasion in the house and mice when i get in from work  - i collect them in  a towel and run to the door with them and off they go

Anything that flaps scares me 

Baz posted:

I wouldn’t needed telling twice !

no 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

I have enough with them crapping on my patio !

Mike distracted me locking up singing catch that pigeon...I never thought to look up above the doors 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

I have enough with them crapping on my patio !

Mike distracted me locking up singing catch that pigeon...I never thought to look up above the doors 

 it is a horrible feeling

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

I have enough with them crapping on my patio !

Mike distracted me locking up singing catch that pigeon...I never thought to look up above the doors 

Baz posted:

Rocking Ros Rose posted:

Sprout posted:

Close the door and open the window? 

yes I have found live birds on the odd occasion in the house and mice when i get in from work  - i collect them in  a towel and run to the door with them and off they go

Anything that flaps scares me 

But if you stay still (or as near as can) it'll stay still 

Rocking Ros Rose posted:

 it is a horrible feeling

thank goodness I didn't see it...Pat had to face it next day, again 

Awwww they are saving the doggie 

Well done those firefighters 

read about this in  a magazine - an american woman donated animal masks to fire stations - not sure it was this one though

aww they saved the dog

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Rocking Ros Rose posted:

Sprout posted:

Close the door and open the window? 

yes I have found live birds on the odd occasion in the house and mice when i get in from work  - i collect them in  a towel and run to the door with them and off they go

Anything that flaps scares me 

But if you stay still (or as near as can) it'll stay still 

Yeah , like if you stand still in front of a charging bear