is he the one with the glasses

Nick with the glasses is even worse

I'd shove wonky do out the door, she's horrible.

Yes, he's horrible too.

No , that's Nick 

defensive Caroline 

I'm feeling violent too  

Very  

the cream was split according to Nick but then he hasn't found a meal that he likes 

Well they are in the lead ....

 Hubby has just asked me if I'm in a bad mood. I said yes, but not with you.

Nick is one of those annoying types who thinks he's a foodie cos he watched Nigel Slater on a loop once 

Anyone want my starter?

 You've hit the nail on the head, nicely summed up.

ermm  you can have my whole meal if you'd like 

He saw that egg separating trick on a cooking programme, because I saw it too.

Yep....all blag

me too.....sexy it is not

She is pretty but Audrey Hepburn she is not.....and she needs to lose the false lashes

 Agreed.

I have an egg separator - when I say 'I', I mean hubby. 

I need one of those - an egg separator I mean and one that will cook eggs for other people - did ya know I'm lergic to them 

The fashion for wearing huge false lashes needs to end soon. I've never seen one girl who looks great with blooming great tarantulas on her eyelashes.

Caroline is such a sniping biach

I know you are lergic. If people want eggs, you should tell them to cook their own.

Nasty mare!

Isn't she just !

that was a simple starter she says with a straight face considering she served kebabs 

There is a divorce in the air I foresee

Main looks nice.

The young couple are going to win ,..but they are just as bad as the other couple 

I'm with Jade, I like spice but not chilli heat.

his hair is thinning for one so young and hair products won't help 

I couldnt listen to all that nonsense.....grooming products

And he ain't much , even after all the grooming !