I love love love love love love Borsch 

I don't think I've ever had borsch...but I think I would like it 

Not sure about the pud ...but like starter and main ..l

Proper tagine  

my Polish neighbours make it and it's to die for 

tonight's host is banging on a bit about how much she's travelled and where she's lived 

Hairs  

Why are they all coming through back door ?

oh yuk she hasn't cleaned the glasses 

Oh shut up you ignorant man  

I remember the undercrackers being on the radiator 

Her knickers are on the radiator  

I bet Karl is really henpecked at home

Don't like those spoons 

yes I have a feeling he is 

now he's broken the chair 

Main looks ok ....but I would be very worried about the cleanliness  

I do 

I hope Karl a d young lad both lash up !!

to be fair she probably doesn't use those glasses very much but she should have washed them before putting them on the table 

me too 

You can have mine ...shove it in your handbag quick  

Karl is an obnoxious pig and the other lad ain't much better 

I agree ....but I would prefer the young lad to win rather than Karl  

yes *said through gritted teeth* 

I like pork tenderloin ...and black pudding .....but you can stick the quails egg 

Yes, my teeth are gritted too .....but I can't see opera singer keeping the lead  

oh drat ....I just did something silly !!

Karl playing silly bugas   can't wait to see what he serves up 

what? 

I will tell you in about 20 minutes  

A little bit browner than he wanted them to be  they're burnt to a crisp 

Just a bit 

I won't be here in 20 minutes so tell me now 

He's dreadful  

You would hit me if I did  

Drat !! 

tell me you know you want to  on the book of faces if it makes you feel better 

Baz does Mr Baz cut currants in half? 

No , I will save it