pmsl at the cat trying to wing an invite

*** has a look for mods*** that American guest could prove to be a problem

It's his cat, pissed off at being kept of his own house with those dam humans being allowed in.

Ummmm I'm sure they couldn't have got through the meal without him confirming he's gay


Those tarts look nice

Ewwwwww he wiped the plates with the tea towel he wiped his sweat off his face and neck

Now that's where me and the OH are going wrong - we don't play cards in bed of a night time



***looks for mods*** I don't like Patrick - he's getting on my nerves already

I don't go around saying hello l'm ........... and l'm a hetro. Patrick is very odd, l can't get his accent.

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Originally posted by Heartache:
I don't go around saying hello l'm ........... and l'm a hetro. Patrick is very odd, l can't get his accent.

He's like Lloyd Grossman - he's accent is a little bit Yankie and a little bit posh Received pronunciation

Yes that's it.
A thick whipped cream would have gone better with that pudding.

Oh dear his pudd isn't oozy enough - it's not soft in the middle


Gavin's marks are not too bad - surprised Patricki gave him 7

Okies - cya here tomorrow for Alison's meal

But he won't win with those, that woman's a bit po faced. So their humours a bit risque, go with the flow woman loosen those stays.

Looks like a good week, see you tomorrow Pengy.

I'm never gonna make it to watch with you guys I've only just sat down!

Anyway, will continue and give my comments

Gavin looks very nice but faintly reminiscent of Odbod from Carry On Screaming

I'd quite like to see Gavin in a 46G bra, how perverse am I?

His kitchen is teeny! Can only see one double cupboard. Ooh I do that with foil to save washing up! (Putting in the tray that is)

Flashing bunny ears with vibration..... Whip...
I will say nothing about that.

Late 30's and a woman from Patrick... oh they can all see a woman.

Gavin has a nice new unironed shirt on, bless him.

Patrick is a bit of an enigma.

Like David on first impressions.

Alison is a bit strange. But a sweetheart. Took her 45 years to realise alcohol gave her a hangover?

LMFAO @ the ginger cat coming in... No, Thomas, no. Paws holding on for dear life!

Gay?????? Didn't see that coming!!

Patrick's gotta be a swinger, separated but friendly with her and "other friends."

*Taps nose*

I like David. Reminds me of Ian Hislop.

Now his kitchen looks bigger where on earth was he earlier? The utility room???????

Thomas the Cat is back, he's just shut the window on his paws. The genius that is Mr Dave Lamb has commented.

Ewwwwwwww, he's dabbing at his sweaty bits with his tea towel!!!

Oh no, a game.
At least ramikins weren't mentioned, everyone has them bar me!

Loving the playing cards in bed convo.

Alison is a complete sweetie, will probably hate her by the end of the week.

The choccie puds actually look nice. Bet they smell good too.

He wanted them soft but got them hard.

Patrick is a perve. Nice to see them all laughing, I love people having a good giggle. Alison doesn't like it though.

Score of 26 which I think is fair.

Alison next.

Ooh that was good.

Cheerybye!

Wow Sunnie - that was great commentry

Poor Thomas the cat

I'm looking forward to Alison's tomorrow and yes it was a giggly affair at the end which is always good


Look forward to hearing your thoughts tomorrow

Thank You Pengy, enjoy Day 2 later, all of you that watch, will pop in when I've done me chores and watch it then.

Watcha

Evening all Sorry I wasn't here last night... my wifi went down!!!

it's really difficult trying to type and scoff a cornetto at the same time

I really dislike that Patrick I usually have politicians at my dinner soirees

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Originally posted by Pengy:
it's really difficult trying to type and scoff a cornetto at the same time

I really dislike that Patrick I usually have politicians at my dinner soirees

I don't like his plummy Anglo American accent.

Lasagne.. for starters!!!!!

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Originally posted by Baz:

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Originally posted by Pengy:
it's really difficult trying to type and scoff a cornetto at the same time

I really dislike that Patrick I usually have politicians at my dinner soirees

I don't like his plummy Anglo American accent.

Lloyd Grossman clone

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Originally posted by Baz:
Lasagne.. for starters!!!!!

Or maybe not

OCD l think.

Alison = OCD?

I think you are both right... Wonder if she would like to come and live in my house

Nothing wrong with a bread maker.

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Originally posted by Baz:
I think you are both right... Wonder if she would like to come and live in my house

I could do with one of those too.

Ahhh strip poker!!

I eat bread that's made in a bread maker - nowt wrong with that silly man I wish I was as thorough and regimented in the cleaning department

Have to say I'd love that soup

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Originally posted by Pengy:
I eat bread that's made in a bread maker - nowt wrong with that silly man I wish I was as thorough and regimented in the cleaning department

Have to say I'd love that soup

Sounds lovely.

She is a bit out of her comfort zone with that lot, isn't she

Totally

People redeem themselves in my eyes when they love animals.

We're very chaste in Birmingham - I guess the sea air of Torbay has made her more so

Is she deliberatly not understanding what he's doing?


I have to say I'm all for a joke but I couldn't take that level of crudeness from people I'd only just met

I would want to be there with those guys. They make me smile.

I feel a bit sorry for her... they are quite vulgar

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Is she deliberatly not understanding what he's doing?


I have to say I'm all for a joke but I couldn't take that level of crudeness from people I'd only just met

Me neither... it's Ok with people you know very well... but not with people you only met 2 days ago.