I'm not leaving til he has a lampshade on his head

I'm worried about the drinking games he may come up with. After all, he does drink his own urine.

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Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm worried about the drinking games he may come up with. After all, he does drink his own urine.

Once he said drinking your own pee-pee could be a life saver.

He whipped out a laughably small dinkle and pee'd onto his t shirt then tried to ring out said t shirt with p*ss poor results.

Alternatively . . . .

He could of pee'd into his cupped hands and drank it all immediately.

Plus ... his clothes wouldn't reek of human effluent making him a doddle to track by the local, ravenous wild life.

Man's a ruddy faker who probably works at the local employment exchange.