anywey so av bin seein this bird reet am queit into her shes 21 a cant help how a feel. so anywey she wanted to gan campin so a sed ye n off we went shes got a polo jus past her test. a thort wid be gan propa campin like in the wild n that sittin round a fire n pissin in bushes but a got there n thers loadsa tents n a road in the middel n propa bogs in a buildin at the end of the road. so that was that a thort fair enuf not wot a hoped for but al jus get on wid it as long as a get a few stellas doon me neck n a squirt up her in th tent at nite itl b reet
so 1st day we gan for walks n stop at benches to talk n stuff yno like girls wana talk n stuff then nite cums n we go back to tent for sex n a start pumpin her but she woz mekin these funny noises like so a stopd but she went carry the f on n pulld me back a thort f-in hel ppl will hear n think all sorts but we wer havin fun so carryd on evn tho it was putin me off a bit. she duznt normaly mek them noises musta bin the outdoors that med her do it.
well we went to sleep afta it then durin the nite ma fone went off so a sat up to reach it n coz we were in the same sleepin bag she sat up as wel. only thing is she didnt wake up. she was sat uprite but not awake. a thort she was dead so a paniked n did a runner a thort the feds wud think a killd her u no if ppl near herd her put 2 n 2 togetha n ad b back in durham nick. a nickd a bike from outside anutha tent n pedald like me life depended on it home.
turns oot she wasnt ded cos she texted me a load abuse th next day callin me everything n sed a used her n her uncle is afta me. his ment to be quite hard n 1 of north sheilds finest so brickin it bout it think shit this is realy it am gona b 6feet under wen his finisd wid me.
so wot do a do now do a cum clean n tell her a thort she was ded so did a runner or do a mek suming up as n excuse for leavin but then she wud wonder why a didnt wek her up or leave a note. or do a say nothin n hope her uncle dusnt catch up wid me. a hadnt even got round to tellin her i av a son yet was plannin on tellin her on the campin trip.
ar man am in a bit of a pickle.