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TOT I want to hear you say “innit”, I want to hear you say “You know what I mean. Get me ??? Now give me a blast of your street slang

BEN What, you want me to do ?... Ok ”innit, ...”now just f**k off “
TOT More street slang
BEN “Hows your father... Naff off”
TOT : Apples and Pears
BEN Oh that's Cockney rhyming slang - I can do that – its that Gary Glitter s**tter and all that sort of thing
TOT Don’t swear at me
BEN Sorry about that

PMSL LOVE IT!!!

    
Lazybug
Love the Bee's one Cinds. His dryness creases me up.
Nicked these as well... Is Ben, Brian Sewell in an effete young man's body?


Mario: Can I hold your hand?
Ben: No, but you can hold my arm a little.


Ben : "it would be my perfect day today if I wasn't in this compound" Sitting in his deckchair and overhearing Shabby in the snug having her temper tantrum,he said " Oh for God's Sake!"

On his stand up for the crowd, "If the boos are so loud, how will I know if I have been funny or not"
Josie: i feel sorry for you
Ben : So do I
Ev (Peachy)

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