My daughter's, like, Essex, and, like, says "Like, about, like, every other word, like!

Its shoite like....

My son is a tad geeky (well, he's a lot geeky) and is a bit smug with it (don't worry, I'm working on it, clever=cool, smug=notsomuchdude!) and he still "likes" every 2 seconds, I like, tell him to stop liking, and he rightly says like "But Mam. you. like. all. the. time" and like, he's right I do (and I try to stop myself) but like, I don't think I like as much as he/they/Noirin/my daughter does...I don't like, think I like, like that much

We don't say "Shite" or "Shoite" in Essex.
We pronounce it correctly.

Yes, Leccy, I hardly noticed it!

Worryer tryin to say like Blizzie though but?

I, like, use like, a bit though, but not as much as Caoimhe does like, she likes more than Noirin did like, though.

And Noirin liked everyfellathing, though, but.

You is well posh you is Blizzie like....

I, like, so am, Stonksalicious!

I'd like, like to know, what common/uncommon linguistic quirk brought us all to be like, liking so much. Like.

I'm not sure, but my daughter is replacing it with "Um", every time I point out how often she's saying it.
I'm, um, not sure that's any better!

I prefer *like* rather than *basically*....

Oh, like totally!

I "d'yerknowworramean" a disgusting amount, I actually want to punch myself in the face every time I say it, it's unforgivable. 

Do you know what I mean?  (haksherly I put it down to a paranoid  fear of being misunderstood plus a geographical trait)  but still, d'yerknowworramean?

Have you tried "Comprendez", Leccy?

It's shorter.

I HAVEN'T GOT MY CONTACT LENSES IN YET.

*shaves chest* I SAID I HAVEN'T PUT ME LENSES IN YET!

Discrimination!   You hate gingers don't you?

I'm just glad you've shaved your chest!

I couldn't rollersake without a smooth upper body!