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Dear All

As General of the Sunshine Squad it is my duty to reach out to our allies (yes your are our allies) and ask them the greatest favour a General could ever ask.

Please save Sunshine.

You may find her annoying, contrived, spoilt, whiny, attention seeking, loud, childish, pathetic, neurotic, fussy and stupid but she has a kind heart. All she really wants to do is care for and help people.

When the nominations were announced it looked like it would be a 2 horse race between Scabby and Carvery, Sunshine was safe, yet last nights highlight show as damaged her chances some what. Not a great deal, but what with the fall out of tonights highlights yet to be shown she may very well gain momentum to be evicted.

So I am asking you now, please forgive any tomfoolery that myself or my squad have played on you and do the right thing. Pick up your phone. Vote Carvery Out. Save Sunshine.

Thank you for your time *wipes tear away*

Yours

Rawky-Roo (General of The Sunshine Squad)

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Dear Rawkey


 It'll take more than a fake sincere plea to make up for the insults heaped on our fair Princess Corin ....... what's it worth?   We'll need persuading .....   it might be worth noting that it takes a fair bit of dosh for us to maintain our high standards of ponytail presentation in the Crib while your considering your reply


Yours sincerely

~hoochie~
Unilateraly appointed Treasurer for the Crib
Starfleet Admiral hoochie
Dear Hoochie

I seem to recall that we were joined together before this years BB started. We both picked to support HM 9 and who did we get.....Shabby

I was disappointed and I'm guessing you were too. Since then we have gone our separate ways but I would like to think that we share an once of solidarity, especially when it comes to this eviction.

Corin may not be my favourite housemate this year, but she is certainly not my least favourite, I can only offer you an apology for what may have been said about your 'leader' and can assure you it won't happen again.

Failing that, how about a years supply of fake tan?

Yours

Rawky-Roo (General of The Sunshine Squad)

P.S There's no 'E' in my name.
Rawky-Roo
Dear Rawky

  Any previous associations have no place in this negotiation - there is no place for sentiment where cosmetics are concerned.

Your offer of a year's supply of fake tan for every Cribette merits some consideration ..... however given the enormity of your previous transgressions perhaps you'd like to offer an additional bribe token of good faith to sweeten the deal  assure us of your good faith .  We do seem to be running short on diamond ponytail clips

Yours

~hoochie~
secret treasurer for the Crib

PS There's no Capital H in my name

PPS There is a very elegant ~ on either side of my name
Starfleet Admiral hoochie
Dear §hoochie§

Please accept my apologies for mis-spelling your name. Unfortunately my Mac keyboard does not have one of those symbols, so I replaced them with something that is hopefully just as good.

Please accept my offer of a years supply of fake tan, diamond pony tail clips, eyebrow pencils, straw cowboy hats and a ÂĢ20 coupon for Boots. This is all the funds from The Sunshine Squad can afford for the moment, if it is still not enough then I'm afraid I can do no more.

I hope in your heart and behind your fake tan that you can do the right thing.

Yours

Rawky-Roo (General of The Sunshine Squad)
Rawky-Roo

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