A funny thing happened on the way to the forum...

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Cinds

Well OK it wasn't exactly on the way to the forum, and it actually happened yesterday evening, but I thought it was funny.

I was out walking my dogs and someone was lurking in the bushes, I walked past ignoring them, did the round of the field where I take them, when I had to walk past bush lurker again they flippin started lobbing spuds at me

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RZBMember

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started lobbing spuds at me

weren't King Edward was it,

6/30/101:04 PM

TriggersMember

Maybe he doesn't like dog walkers - sounds like he has a chip on his shoulder.

6/30/101:05 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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weren't King Edward was it

I don't know, but I did hear he's got a reet chip on his shoulder

6/30/101:05 PM

TriggersMember

SNAP Cinds, ha ha!

6/30/101:06 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Maybe he doesn't like dog walkers - sounds like he has a chip on his shoulder

Hahahahahahahhaha snap.

I better hunt the perp down and mash em

6/30/101:07 PM

BlackpudlianMember

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they flippin started lobbing spuds at me

Raw or cooked?
If they were in the form of crisps you should have saved a few as crisps are like gold dust these days.

6/30/101:07 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

You wrapped them in foil yet?

6/30/101:09 PM

DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.Member

Did you call the peelers

An oldie but a goodie

6/30/101:09 PM

TriggersMember

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I better hunt the perp down and mash em

Careful he doesn't have ideas about roasting you!

6/30/101:10 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Raw or cooked? If they were in the form of crisps you should have saved a few as crisps are like gold dust these days.

Sadly raw.....but I wish I had been thinking ahead and took them home to crisp.

6/30/101:10 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Careful he doesn't have ideas about roasting you!

OH.......

*puts dogs back on leash*

6/30/101:11 PM

MoonbeamsMember

Did you mash their heads in?

Must read posts :rollseyes:

6/30/101:11 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Did you call the peelers

I loved that one, I stole it

6/30/101:11 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Did you mash their heads in?

I would have but I think they were high on hash browns

6/30/101:12 PM

Starfleet Admiral hoochieMember 10 years

Must have thought you were a smashing lass!

6/30/101:13 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Must have thought you were a smashing lass!

Thank you, BUT that made me think of that annoying 'For mash get Smash' advert, and that used to frighten the beeeejeeebus out of me when I was a young un.

6/30/101:17 PM

MoonbeamsMember

it was those badly made robots with the big gapping mouths, wasn't it.

6/30/101:19 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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it was those badly made robots with the big gapping mouths, wasn't it

OH...hang on

6/30/101:25 PM

MoonbeamsMember

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E

I forget how you get a video onto this place.

6/30/101:35 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO.....those robots scare the crappy out of me

6/30/101:54 PM

Former Member

tee hee heeee a phantom spud chucker

6/30/101:57 PM

jacksonbMember

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I was out walking my dogs and someone was lurking in the bushes, I walked past ignoring them, did the round of the field where I take them, when I had to walk past bush lurker again they flippin started lobbing spuds at me

at least you didnt get your face ripped off by a chimpanzee!

6/30/102:30 PM

BojanglesMember

He obviously had eyes for you Cinds.

6/30/102:36 PM

Former Member

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He obviously had eyes for you Cinds

6/30/103:06 PM

RexiMember 10 years

I bet you jumped out of your skin

6/30/103:13 PM

Former Member

You should've grabbed em by the jackets and given them wedges

6/30/103:20 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Did you see what colour Jersey he was wearing ? Or was he wearing a kilt, we could narrow it down if he's a Maris Piper

6/30/103:25 PM

fookatMember

well it was boiling weather yesterday..

I'm bad at this

6/30/104:15 PM

Soozy WooMember

Was you asking for it perhaps? Being a bit croquettish?

6/30/104:28 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Nice ones!!

About this monkey face ripper, did this really happen somewhere, or is it like those killer shetland ponies Josie was talking about?

6/30/1011:55 PM

jacksonbMember

no idea cinds, but what made me laugh was josie saying' 'ere, you know that woman who 'ad 'er face ripped off by a chimpanzee?'

and they all nodded...

6/30/1011:59 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

I know what you mean

I just googled and it did happen

7/1/1012:07 AM

suzybeanMember

Josie did make me laugh

7/1/1012:13 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Womans face being ripped off by a chimpanzee - not funny

Josie saying she thinks about afore mentioned woman to cheer herself up - funny

7/1/1012:19 AM

jacksonbMember

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I just googled and it did happen

well, the actual incident isn't at all funny, in fact it's awful, but josie's impromtu reference to it was funny.

i feel a bit bad now for laughing so much.

7/1/1012:20 AM

suzybeanMember

But we're not laughing about someone being mauled by a chimp (some might), we're laughing at Josie's imaginative way of saying 'shit happens'

7/1/1012:24 AM

jacksonbMember

ello suzy,x.

i was thinking the other morning, whilst watching all the drama going on in there, that in previous bb's there have been some memorable humour and terrific quotes, and those are seriously lacking in this bb, but that statement by josie has to go some where near the top of the list now.

7/1/1012:29 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

I realise that. I hadn't even heard about it happening before now.

Maybe Josie is on to something with her knowledge of the obscure. Do you think I call my sister and tell her to be on her guard when she is feeding her Shetland ponies? OH MY GOD one of them has just had a foal, what if they gang up on her???

7/1/1012:30 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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but that statement by josie has to go some where near the top of the list now.

7/1/1012:31 AM

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