“It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.”

@slimfern posted:

“It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.”

@Former Member posted:

Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is!

Ain’t that the truth

@Former Member posted:

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one!

Ain’t that the truth

Statistics show that the people who have the most birthdays, live the longest...

@slimfern posted:

Statistics show that the people who have the most birthdays, live the longest...

When nothing goes right...

Go left!

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

"it's nice to be important but much more important to be nice "

@slimfern posted:

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

@slimfern posted:

"it's nice to be important but much more important to be nice "

Quotes to live by there Slim

Don't worry if Plan A fails,
There are 25 more letters in the alphabet...

@slimfern posted:

Don't worry if Plan A fails,
There are 25 more letters in the alphabet...

Just as well Slim .

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

@slimfern posted:

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

Will Smith, "I want to be a vessel of love" ... while I assault people and scream profanities

@Former Member posted:

Life becomes easier when you learn to except the apology you never got.

Very true Roxan ….but very hard to do .

They're sharing a drink that's called 'Loneliness',
But it's better than drinking alone....

@Former Member posted:

If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? George Carlin

For a laugh

@Former Member posted:

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Ain’t that the truth

When You start to wonder whether You can trust someone,
That is when You already know You don't...

@slimfern posted:

When You start to wonder whether You can trust someone,
That is when You already know You don't...

Ain’t that the truth Slim !

@Former Member posted:

In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin

The problem with people who have no vices
Is that generally you can be pretty sure
They're going to have
Some pretty annoying virtues...

@slimfern posted:

The problem with people who have no vices
Is that generally you can be pretty sure
They're going to have
Some pretty annoying virtues...

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years...

On point.

Temporary targeted energy profits levy.

I can't remember the dickhead who said it.

@velvet donkey posted:

Temporary targeted energy profits levy.

I can't remember the dickhead who said.

Don't you mean Which dickhead ?

@velvet donkey posted:

Temporary targeted energy profits levy.

I can't remember the dickhead who said it.

Aka windfall tax

Just couldn't bring himself could he?

Euphemisims. Spoonerisms next     

@velvet donkey posted:

Just couldn't bring himself could he?

Euphemisims. Spoonerisms next     

No

@slimfern posted:

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years...

It's the friends we meet along the way,
That makes us appreciate the journey...

@slimfern posted:

It's the friends we meet along the way,
That makes us appreciate the journey...

Ain’t that the truth Slim