"In Ancient Greece, small penises were celebrated and seen as a sign of high intelligence. Men with large penises were seen as grotesque, laughable and barbaric."

I'm moving to Greece 

@Saint posted:

"In Ancient Greece, small penises were celebrated and seen as a sign of high intelligence. Men with large penises were seen as grotesque, laughable and barbaric."

I'm moving to Greece 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Saint posted:

"In Ancient Greece, small penises were celebrated and seen as a sign of high intelligence. Men with large penises were seen as grotesque, laughable and barbaric."

I'm moving to Greece 

I got totally hammered on retsina and ouzo. Thought it was an energy drink.  That's Athens 1982.

We are Greece     

@velvet donkey posted:

I got totally hammered on retsina and ouzo. Thought it was an energy drink.  That's Athens 1982.

We are Greece     

I got totally hammered on ouzo too Velvet …..never again .

@velvet donkey posted:

I got totally hammered on retsina and ouzo. Thought it was an energy drink.  That's Athens 1982.

We are Greece     

I was trying to keep fit and tried that coconut drink - it was amazing ... what was it called again?

Oh yeah - Malibu 

@Saint posted:

I was trying to keep fit and tried that coconut drink - it was amazing ... what was it called again?

Oh yeah - Malibu 

Sounds like a good reason/excuse too me 😉🤣🤣🤣

@Saint posted:

I was trying to keep fit and tried that coconut drink - it was amazing ... what was it called again?

Oh yeah - Malibu 

One of your 5 a day , eh Renton .

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes

Truly fascinating Twitter

Twitter's for egos.

Dunno why they wanna buy into that. No idea at all   

@velvet donkey posted:

Twitter's for egos.

Dunno why they wanna buy into that. No idea at all   

Facebook's worse

@slimfern posted:

Ain’t that the truth !

Did you know Thomas Eddison electrocuted an elephant to showcase the dangers of his rivals AC electrical supply that was challenging his own DC supply

@Saint posted:

Did you know Thomas Eddison electrocuted an elephant to showcase the dangers of his rivals AC electrical supply that was challenging his own DC supply

He should have electrocuted himself then we would have all been in the dark but that elephant would have lived a happy contented life

@Saint posted:

Did you know Thomas Eddison electrocuted an elephant to showcase the dangers of his rivals AC electrical supply that was challenging his own DC supply

Grumpy trousers

You've heard of sausage dog - this is banana dog

@Saint posted:

You've heard of sausage dog - this is banana dog

Awwww

North Korea and Cuba are the only places you can't buy Coca-Cola.

Indonesia is home to some of the shortest people in the world.

Four babies are born every second.

Japan is the world's most earthquake-prone country.

Muhammad is thought to be the most popular name in the world.

More than 52% of the world's population is under 30 years old.

People 60 years and older make up 12.3% of the global population.

More people speak Mandarin Chinese than any other language.

Tokyo is the world's largest city with 37 million inhabitants.

@slimfern posted:

Superior B movie slasher

@slimfern posted:

Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart and Vernon Kay

@slimfern posted:

Ain’t that the truth

So that;s what you think of us   

@velvet donkey posted:

So that;s what you think of us   

Would it help if I told you I liked Mr Nesbitt

@slimfern posted:

Would it help if I told you I liked Mr Nesbitt

Too latee now ya fecker