The Apprentice is finally back on our screens:
21st March BBC1 9pm ..... Can't wait 
Ok its now official The Apprentice is back on on 21st March BBC 1 9pm
Something decent to watch at last
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I saw that Angel. Great news. I love the apprentice and I used to love that final of the apprentice usually signified the launch of BB.
Yay! I saw him tweet that is was on soon - love The Apprentice!
I heard it two season ticket's at Spurs this year the rate they're falling at.
Hurrah..! More nutjobs to point and laugh at (I hope 
)
A bit early perhaps... but I don't see why we can't start pointing and laughing already...
Poor Ricky Martin.... the hell he's going to get.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Hurrah..! More nutjobs to point and laugh at (I hope )
My thoughts too
Thanks Angel
Originally Posted by Scotty:
The reflection of perfection.
And he's a Team Leader in Recruitment
One of the dodgiest professions known to mankind.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
The reflection of perfection.
And he's a Team Leader in Recruitment
One of the dodgiest professions known to mankind.
And he`s a p/t wrestler...bet he cheats.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
It's the one we look forward to.
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Originally Posted by Renton:
Never seen it - ever
Treat yourself Renton 
.... watch it .... You'll love it, & all the banter that goes with it on here
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
What ? .... even more than Baggs the brand ? .... surely not!
Apprentice winners .Where are they now?
Originally Posted by Angel:
Originally Posted by Renton:
Never seen it - ever
Treat yourself Renton .... watch it .... You'll love it, & all the banter that goes with it on here
Ok then - i will do my best
I'd only ever heard that someone ordered 200chickens to make 200 pizzas - or something LOL
http://www.nebusiness.co.uk/bu...owth-51140-27149366/
We use a couple of these shops. Rather than get a job with Lord Sugar he has expanded quite quickly.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
Yes
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
They were talking about it on Daybreak/Lorraine this morning and they described the contestants as 'the most deluded bunch yet' Gerrrrrin I cannot wait!
Sounds fantastic - I love watching their deludedness - the more deluded the greater the fun from the pointing and laughing.
I know. It's going to be great. I might even force the Mr to watch with me this season.
I can sell fur balls to cats
My first word was 'win'
I've got the cojones of a rhino
I sold my granny a time share that's never been built
I'm not a master of the universe, the universe is too small for me
I can sell bicycles to fish who already have bicycles
I can sell faster than a bullet and a speeding train
I see myself as a business Gengis Khan
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
I can sell fur balls to cats
My first word was 'win'
I've got the cojones of a rhino
I sold my granny a time share that's never been built
I'm not a master of the universe, the universe is too small for me
I can sell bicycles to fish who already have bicycles
I can sell faster than a bullet and a speeding train
I see myself as a business Gengis Khan
Haha! You've got them sussed already>
http://www.tropicskincare.com/
Remember Susan Ma from the previous series ? ... Well the link above is for her skin care range. Apparently she is going to be at the ideal homes exhibition this sunday with lord sugar.
"Going to Ideal Home Ex Sunday at 11am To launch new 50/50 biz venture with Ex Apprentice candidate Susan Ma see http://bit.ly/mwSisJ"
Originally Posted by Baz:
Is she the one that kept reminding us how young she was Angel?
or maybe she was really 72 but her beauty products are just damned good
Originally Posted by Baz:
....... If I remember rightly she was quite annoying....Yeah, I know what you mean but she often had better ideas than some of the others but the others just bowled her over especially Zoe Beresford who treated her like she was a complete idiot but Susan got her comeuppance in one of the tasks as I seem to remember .... I didnt like Zoe 
Zoe Beresford
Susan Ma
There were two blonds:-
Ellie Reed Felicity Jackson
Preview boys and girls task blunders
The guys could have fixed the problem by adding the word mess to the bag.
Just a wee dust and polish in readiness for tonight. 
I'm on the phone to the Chineese, Indian, Chippy and MacDonalds....what time do we want the takeaways delivered........?
Oooh, i'm excited i am. The Apprentice always makes me feel less stupid about my basic knowledge 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Just a wee dust and polish in readiness for tonight.
Well done Fluffers
*settles down ready*
Can't wait!
My random choice for winner (based purely on looks) is Duane Getting in before Baz!
Blimey hoochie - you've been doing homework
errrm no - I just clicked on Kaffy's link on P1 and looked at the pictures!
I'm going for the Zenith.
An under-rated timepiece for those in the know.
Oh, are we placing bets?
Three candidates:-
Azhar Siddique
Laura Hogg
Billyanna Apostolova
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start 
reflection of perfection?
Love it. I'm gonna start using it.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start
Stoppit ... I cried my eyes out 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Cor, Waterloo Road doesn't half waffle on. I've been sat here for 20 minutes waiting for The Apprentice to start
Stoppit ... I cried my eyes out
Me too!
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Evening all. I'm looking forward to this.
Hi suzy 
Haven't seen you for ages, hope all it well in your world
Mr Sugar really needs to cheer up.
Evening all....ready for this years' Muppets then
I would offer my chair up for one of the girls. Cuz I's a gentlemen innit.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Evening all. I'm looking forward to this.
Hi suzy Haven't seen you for ages, hope all it well in your world
Hiya Rexi, all's good ta, hope you're well x
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Half of the men haven't shaved 
its acceptable these days.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Evening all
Here we go again The reflection of perfection
He looks right deluded.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Half of the men haven't shaved
At least the women took the trouble
I forgot about Karen Brady... she's on my guilty pleasure list.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Evening all Here we go again The reflection of perfection
He looks right deluded.
Delusion is a character trait they all usually posess
Marmite woman's got a strange line in eyeshadow.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Marmite woman's got a strange line in eyeshadow.
She sounds like Stacy Solomon.
I like Stephen and Maria ... but that reflection of perfection man, with his fake contact lenses - he's first out
The house is like the Big Brother house..
Ricky's going to add some comedy value I'm sure!
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
has the forum crashed?
It's on a go slow Rawks
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Any bets on who goes first?
the numpty who just volunteered to be PM for the boys.
Bad move Nick ... should have kept your gob shut
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:
Ricky's going to add some comedy value I'm sure!
Yep! His charisma got my attention too haha
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I like Stephen and Maria ... but that reflection of perfection man, with his fake contact lenses - he's first out
Isn't he just....?
Stacy Solomon looks like a man in drag.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
laughing at the "Boys" shaking hands with the poor sod.and thinking "glad it's not me being Project Manager"
Originally Posted by Baz:
No one wants to be project manager
Always a poisoned chalice
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Red dress woman is annoying me.. she sounds nippy and she sounds like christine bleakley
in a couple of weeks I might have know if they've any sense or not.. today is all about deciding who to not like
Gabriella's a bit lost already.
They shouldn't have paid more than 50p each for those bags
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
My guy got it spot on!
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Karen Brady... mmmmm 
Behave!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Gabrielle isn't going down to well..
She is going down....like a lead balloon.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Karen Brady... mmmmm
Behave!
Well if Nick floats some people's boats...
Originally Posted by Baz:
Katie is just standing around...
She's out
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I prefer the girls' design
me too
Teddy bears, red buses and red phone boxes.
Don't get many of them to the pound in Oxford Street already
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
This is a Bus...........no it's bliddy not it's a Bag!!
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
Nick - project manager....hahaha!
Originally Posted by Amythist:
£15 a Teddy! No Way
Somewhat overpriced by about £12...where do they think they are? Camden?
is the zoo going to allow them to sell?
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
They give away bears like that on the hook-a-duck stall all the fair
£15 - they're having a laugh
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Girls have got it.....Mums seeing their babies names in print
So why don't they split up and bomb different areas
i hope this is the series where theres a full on cat fight, with hair ripping and everythink.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
But what's with all the squabbling about selling ... split up and crack on girls
Don't they realise it's a team effort? The Russian girl's obviously a good saleswoman - let her got on with it.. it's a big zoo.. split up FFS
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
So why don't they split up and bomb different areas
snap Kaytee
Why are those girls going around in a gang? I'd run away if I saw them heading my way
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:
Why are those girls going around in a gang? I'd run away if I saw them heading my way
me too
Why do they have to take it in turns, why don't they all go in different directions?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
No, just a migraine
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:
Why are those girls going around in a gang? I'd run away if I saw them heading my way
They're all walking to the bleeing shops now
I bet they all go to the loo together too
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
So why don't they split up and bomb different areas
snap Kaytee
We all think the same here.....that lot have no commonsense...or sales ability
That was disgusting in the shop
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
No, just a migraine
Do you fancy meeting up next Tuesday?
Fancy going into a shop mob handed and browbeating the owner.....
Its been an absolute disaaaaaaster darlings.
Originally Posted by Baz:
They are all talking at once...
Desperation
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
No, just a migraine
Do you fancy meeting up next Tuesday?
I could see you then
THe girls appear to have done better but ......it's all about the profit!
Snap decision......both teams are rubbish
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh dear.... the boys have got returns
I'm astonished that they got any sales - those bags were the pinnacle of naffness!
Originally Posted by Baz:
This lot seem even more silly than normal
A very excitable bunch!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
No, just a migraine
Do you fancy meeting up next Tuesday?
I could see you then
You're good! 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Snap decision......both teams are rubbish
Yep
This lot are bigger Muppets than last year
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm a team leader in recruitment
One step above drone
Is that 15- 0
Yes
Beat it
Give me time
False goddess
Less of the false
Has she given you stripes?
No, just a migraine
Do you fancy meeting up next Tuesday?
I could see you then
You're good!
Thank you kind sir
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Snap decision......both teams are rubbish
Yep
This lot are bigger Muppets than last year
Yeah - it was said that this lot were the most deluded yet!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Snap decision......both teams are rubbish
Yep
This lot are bigger Muppets than last year
Yes...... It's going to be a good series
loving it so far
Irish lass is a bit pre-mestrual ain't she?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Snap decision......both teams are rubbish
Yep
This lot are bigger Muppets than last year
Yes...... It's going to be a good series
looking that way Baz
Gawd an bennet........the boys won!!!!!!
just goes to show - it's all about the sales even when you're selling crap!
How did the boys manage to win? 