machel posted:Saint posted:A genuine conversation i had many times with my Dad.
Dad: Are we going to stop for something to eat?
Me: Why are you hungry?
Dad: It's dinner time
Me: Oh right - are you hungry?
Dad: Not really but it's dinner time and i want my dinner ... and not some sandwich, I want to sit down with a knife and fork.
. . . he would say on the motorway
My son wanted 4 meals a day, breakfast, dinner, tea and supper, if he only had 1 meal by teatime he had to fit 3 in before bedtime !