Hi Peleton, what a rush! You smashed it Peleton!
A human being: I smashed it!
You're on top of it, you own it Peleton!
A person: I own stationary cycling in my garage or my spare room!
Humanity, maybe we won't be reduced to serial numbers under a global Marxist dystopia but by our corporate overlord allegiances! Go Peleton! We've smashed it!