This definitely has to be filed under "You just can't make this stuff up".
Cambridge Analytica (yes, them) are currently advertising a vacancy for a Data Protection Assistant:
"The Data Protection Assistant role will suit an individual who has an interest in and enthusiasm for data protection. The successful candidate will [...] have an ability to unfailingly meet deadlines and work under pressure."
Responsibilities include:
- Providing advice and guidance on data protection legislation, and supporting the response to any data protection related queries from within the business;
- Monitoring data breach reports and information security incidents, and supporting investigations into breaches as required;
- Reviewing security incident reports, and ensuring that they are investigated and lessons learned.
Required qualifications include:
- You will be completely trustworthy and reliable.
Job Type: Temporary
Sometimes, there just aren't enough 
emoticons in the world...