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Smarting Buttocks

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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    What are we going to do when they phase out cheques?
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    Would it be possible to have different icon to indicate whether the forum member is a Female or Male.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Good:  Went to Lush with a list of stuff  my niece wanted.  (She had texted me the list using predictive text so some items looked strange) However I showed this list to the staff and they managed to find all it.  They were...
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    This seems a strange case to me. 1.  The SA police released the body within a couple of days for burial - compared to this country this appears to be rather quick, was a thorough post mortem done? 2. The trial of the taxi driver has already begun...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Are you a prude or a nude?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    It's like a cross between Come Dine with Me and a sleepover.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    A keen gardener was stunned when police threatened him with a fine for a public order offence - because his garden hedge was shaped like a phallus. Haddenham resident Ian Ashmeade first pruned a bush in his garden into a phallic shape in 2002 after noticing the plant was growing into a similar shape naturally. For years, passers-by and locals have chuckled at the shrub in his garden, in Linden Way , but police received a call from someone who was offended by it. Cambridgeshire Constabulary...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Which group gets better treated by the government? Patients: Charged £15 for a week Prisoners: £1 a week. And to cap it all you have to listen to a message when you ring someone in hospital at 39-49p a minute just for the Bedside Communication company to tell you about their services. Costs almost a quid before you even get connected.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I just found one in the cupboard - goodness knows how long it has been in there.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    ....of that thin slip of paper they put at the bottom of a packet of meat?
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    He is well weird.  Talking in a childish voice, talking nonsense.
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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Is it....... If the HM has been there the longest? Has most tragic story? Needs the money the most? Played the best gameplan? Been the nicest? Best team player? Or plainly just "Been themselves" Been the nastiest? Bitched the most? Radar dodged the...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Nominations were as follows: ANDREW: SAM & STEVE CORIN: SAM & JO DAVE: MARIO & JO JJ: STEVE & MARIO JO: CORIN & DAVE JOHN JAMES: CORIN & MARIO JOSIE: JJ & ANDREW MARIO: DAVE & JJ SAM: DAVE & JO STEVE: JJ & MARIO TOTALS. ======= ANDREW = 1 CORIN = 2 DAVE = 3 JJ = 3 JO = 3 MARIO = 4 SAM =...
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    Don't know how BB passed the housemates for the Ignore The Obvious task. Here's just a few I can remember..... Housemates moving to let Davina sit down between potential evictees. Andrew staring gormlessly at the twats currently known as Jedward...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I found her reaction to Keeley sustaining a sprained ankle over the top.  I think she didn't agree with Corin continuing.
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  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Here is mine for Sunshine - sung to the tune of "Bring Me Sunshine" by Morecambe and Wise. evict the sunshine, in a while evict the sunshine, by a mile in the house where they live there should be more happiness so much joy she could give if each she...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    I once spotted a car registration in the series "The Inbetweeners" which changed with every scene even though the characters were supposedly in the same car.  It was when they were following a hearse on the way to a theme park. Have you spotted...
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Does anyone vote for a political party simply for what the wife does,says or looks like?
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    How come they are too embarrassed to go to their Doctor but not too embarrassed to appear on national television.
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    I don't watch any of the soaps.
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    Is this legal? You would have to be mad to sign up for a loan with this APR surely.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Join in if you can.
  • TV ShowsBig Brother UK
    Just watching a prgramme on the CI network about the Sarah Payne murder. Would this law make the likelyhood of these incidents less? Is a child more likely to be rescued? Should parents have a right to know if a child sex offender is living in their...
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