a bloke runs into a butchers...steals a leg of lamb & runs off
a customer chases him & shouts 'oy! what you doing with that?!!!'
bloke shouts back 'potatoes veg & mint sauce'
i just heard that on the radio
well it made me laugh
Made me laugh too
a bloke runs into a butchers...steals a leg of lamb & runs off
a customer chases him & shouts 'oy! what you doing with that?!!!'
bloke shouts back 'potatoes veg & mint sauce'
i just heard that on the radio
well it made me laugh
Made me laugh too
Courtroom exchange of the day
from twitter
and just dosed the dogs up with that bach stuff
theyre probably seeing
Courtroom exchange of the day
from twitter
Brilliant!
Thanx Yogi, typing is a pain atm no matter the device..... i have mahooosive nails!! got them done last week for my brothers wedding... almost a week and im still not used to them
I'd be useless with long nails and likely to poke my eye out with them.
Courtroom exchange of the day
from twitter
Thanx Yogi, typing is a pain atm no matter the device..... i have mahooosive nails!! got them done last week for my brothers wedding... almost a week and im still not used to them
I'd be useless with long nails and likely to poke my eye out with them.
They are reeeaalllyyy long Yogi!
I have just learnt what the 'Empire Line' is by watching This Morning.
Thanx Yogi, typing is a pain atm no matter the device..... i have mahooosive nails!! got them done last week for my brothers wedding... almost a week and im still not used to them
I'd be useless with long nails and likely to poke my eye out with them.
They are reeeaalllyyy long Yogi!
I'd do myself a serious injury with those!
Thanx Yogi, typing is a pain atm no matter the device..... i have mahooosive nails!! got them done last week for my brothers wedding... almost a week and im still not used to them
I'd be useless with long nails and likely to poke my eye out with them.
They are reeeaalllyyy long Yogi!
Very glam Jen
Oh crikey Jen I'd do myself a mischief if I had nails that long, they're still lovely and shiny after a week.
I've finally made a list, Huffington Posts 50 funny tweets of the week.
I've finally made a list, Huffington Posts 50 funny tweets of the week.
Have you Cinds ? Is there a link?
i pulled my wobbly tooth out with a wrench last night
i pulled my wobbly tooth out with a wrench last night
No! Did you Pirate?
i did rog
i plucked up the courage cos it was hurting & i couldnt face dentist & injection
the little bugger is in the bin now
this is about a minutes walk/swim from me
it pelted down about an hour ago
i pulled my wobbly tooth out with a wrench last night
Pirate, why didn't you go to the dentist?!
i pulled my wobbly tooth out with a wrench last night
Pirate, why didn't you go to the dentist?!
it was easier to do it myself
i didnt really hurt much cos it was loose
& i saved money!
i did rog
i plucked up the courage cos it was hurting & i couldnt face dentist & injection
the little bugger is in the bin now
Yikes! Please be careful Pirate you could get an infection Have you got antibacterial mouthwash or something?
Pirate do you have any teeth left?!?
yes!
i keep them in a glass
Pirate do you have any teeth left?!?
yes!
i keep them in a glass
i did rog
i plucked up the courage cos it was hurting & i couldnt face dentist & injection
the little bugger is in the bin now
Yikes! Please be careful Pirate you could get an infection Have you got antibacterial mouthwash or something?
it seems ok
my gums a bit bruised mind
i did rog
i plucked up the courage cos it was hurting & i couldnt face dentist & injection
the little bugger is in the bin now
Yikes! Please be careful Pirate you could get an infection Have you got antibacterial mouthwash or something?
it seems ok
my gums a bit bruised mind
Holy carp! No wonder.
Pirate do you have any teeth left?!?
yes!
i keep them in a glass
i got 6 up top & 11 at the bottom
they were lovely & white & neat until i got 2top ones punched out & then fitted back in
then all i got was infection after infection
Pirate do you have any teeth left?!?
yes!
i keep them in a glass
i got 6 up top & 11 at the bottom
they were lovely & white & neat until i got 2top ones punched out & then fitted back in
then all i got was infection after infection
No wonder you're scared of the dentist then!
I love my 'diet' I've just eaten cheesy chips and beans with two 'fried' eggs.... What other diet lets you eat that?!
Even Chuck Norris wouldn't pull out his own teeth with pliers
That Pirate is badass !
in not really scared
well not much...
maybe a little bit
I love my 'diet' I've just eaten cheesy chips and beans with two 'fried' eggs.... What other diet lets you eat that?!
I like the sound of this Jen... Did you invent it yourself
i dont usually like 'cute'
but the look on that kids face....awww
I love my 'diet' I've just eaten cheesy chips and beans with two 'fried' eggs.... What other diet lets you eat that?!
I like the sound of this Jen... Did you invent it yourself
Nope, it's slimming world Rog
I love my 'diet' I've just eaten cheesy chips and beans with two 'fried' eggs.... What other diet lets you eat that?!
I like the sound of this Jen... Did you invent it yourself
Nope, it's slimming world Rog
Wow
I love my 'diet' I've just eaten cheesy chips and beans with two 'fried' eggs.... What other diet lets you eat that?!
I like the sound of this Jen... Did you invent it yourself
There are some crazy diets out there and know what...they work.
If I see someone a bit overweight out jogging or speed walking I don't think you could lose some. I think you're motivated and you'll get there.
Stick at it Jen
I am Velvet, i've lost almost 2 stone since June
I have to admit thee chips were homemade oven chips and the eggs were fried in 1cal cooking spray
ive tried the slimming world curry loaf
really nice
Thanx Yogi, typing is a pain atm no matter the device..... i have mahooosive nails!! got them done last week for my brothers wedding... almost a week and im still not used to them
I'd be useless with long nails and likely to poke my eye out with them.
They are reeeaalllyyy long Yogi!
I'd do myself a serious injury with those!
Yes, I would too.
as ive been moaning about lost teeth
i forgot to say
lisa took her son & girl for 1st baby scan today & shes about 6-7weeks
anyway she was in a lot of pain & docs thought it might be eptopic (?) lol summat like that
but she's not she's got a cyst & docs said it will go
so it all seems ok
i pulled my wobbly tooth out with a wrench last night
Pirate, why didn't you go to the dentist?!
it was easier to do it myself
i didnt really hurt much cos it was loose
& i saved money!
I give up!
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