velvet donkey posted:Sprout posted:velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:I have ways of making you talk
Get the feather duster out and I'll give you my bank details and pin numbers.
That's intriguing!
That's what Olga said.
And I fell for it.
Fantasy can be a good thing........sometimes.....
velvet donkey posted:Sprout posted:velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:I have ways of making you talk
Get the feather duster out and I'll give you my bank details and pin numbers.
That's intriguing!
That's what Olga said.
And I fell for it.
Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:Sprout posted:velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:I have ways of making you talk
Get the feather duster out and I'll give you my bank details and pin numbers.
That's intriguing!
That's what Olga said.
And I fell for it.
Fantasy can be a good thing........sometimes.....
I'm wondering whether to ask you to expand on that 
Syd posted:Baz posted:Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
TAKE COVER EVERYONE!!!!!
Gets fire lit and cauldron on in preparation................
Not sure she could manage even that Syd
Baz posted:Syd posted:Baz posted:Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
Gets fire lit and cauldron on in preparation................
Not sure she could manage even that Syd
Oh, I got me sticks mixed up when preparing the fire, I didn't go back that far to the Edwardian 'Can't cook unless pulling a pained face' woman.......I was preparing the pot for Carole (BB)........LOL....
Syd posted:Baz posted:Syd posted:Baz posted:Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
Gets fire lit and cauldron on in preparation................
Not sure she could manage even that Syd
Oh, I got me sticks mixed up when preparing the fire, I didn't go back that far to the Edwardian 'Can't cook unless pulling a pained face' woman.......I was preparing the pot for Carole (BB)........LOL....
Rofl
velvet donkey posted:Sprout posted:Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:That's what Olga said.
And I fell for it.
Fantasy can be a good thing........sometimes.....
I'm wondering whether to ask you to expand on that
She's having a go.
Totally ruined my mojo.
It's a bummer in't it, but that's the way the world goes round I guess 
velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
Hmm....
Does this mean Saint has to go on the 'Modwatch list'?
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
Hmm....
Does this mean Saint has to go on the 'Modwatch list'?
Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
NO! not above health........I say te yee
Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
Sprout posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
NO! not above health........I say te yee
It's not a competition!!
Out - get out ... over there >>>>>
*there's always one* 
Syd posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
Oooooh!
Syd posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
You'll have to catch me 
Sorry! He dissed Maslow in the first sentence.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs were spot on and if I've got this right since I can't be arsed googling.
1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock and Roll
4. Football
5. Beer
6. Deja vu.
(we've done this before - Ed)
velvet donkey posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:velvet donkey posted:I've just realised this is an M15 test to weed out sociopaths.
You underhand dirty rotter Sainty
Hmm....
Does this mean Saint has to go on the 'Modwatch list'?
Modwatch list eh?
It's all coming oot noo
And we knew nuffin
Saint posted:Sprout posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
NO! not above health........I say te yee
It's not a competition!!
Out - get out ... over there >>>>>
*there's always one*
Wasn't saying it was, but you can fight anything if you have the stamina from good health
Saint posted:Syd posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
You'll have to catch me
Don't be goading her
velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Straight into No. 1 with a bullet.
Radio one still up and running I see 
Garage Joe posted:Sorry! He dissed Maslow in the first sentence.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs were spot on and if I've got this right since I can't be arsed googling.
1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock and Roll
4. Football
5. Beer
6. Deja vu.
(we've done this before - Ed)
say no more
velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Straight into No. 1 with a bullet.
We can all shout FREEDOM, many have............but..........there is always something holding us back......
Syd posted:velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Straight into No. 1 with a bullet.
We can all shout FREEDOM, many have............but..........there is always something holding us back......
Saint posted:Syd posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
You'll have to catch me
And you think I we couldn't?
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Saint posted:Syd posted:Saint posted:Righto listen you rabble . . . .
Order, order - I shall give one last offering for the night - FREEDOM
Tis quite important, no?
Might be for you, I think fluffy has her eyes on you, and you may end up in the naughty dungeon........
You'll have to catch me
And you think I we couldn't?
*Prepares Banner*...............'Save the poor sod'...............
Syd posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Saint posted:You'll have to catch me
And you think I we couldn't?
*Prepares Banner*...............'Save the poor sod'...............
Wishing you all the freedom of a good nights sleep........
.......xxx
Shall offer a good 'un tomorrow 
lolling at this thread. I've got RSI with hitting the "like" button.
I would say, good health, family and friends (including you lot) and books.
Mr Fluffy Thing says can he add toast?
NO!! It's not an essential to life!!
(unless it has butter and marmalade)
I offered FREEDOM - not in terms of choice and finance but in terms of incarceration.
Life would be very poor indeed if you had health, wealth and family but were in prison.
Oh well, I suppose that blows out any crumpets or tasty bloomers then....
Syd posted:Oh well, I suppose that blows out any crumpets or tasty bloomers then....
Baz posted:Syd posted:Oh well, I suppose that blows out any crumpets or tasty bloomers then....
I'm sure Renton would love a nice tasty bloomer
Or even a nicely buttered hot cross bun
Sprout posted:Syd posted:Oh well, I suppose that blows out any crumpets or tasty bloomers then....
Baz posted:Syd posted:Oh well, I suppose that blows out any crumpets or tasty bloomers then....
I'm sure Renton would love a nice tasty bloomer
Or even a nicely buttered hot cross bun
Ruddy hoodlums 
bloomers are marvellous nom nom
OK now . . . . my other offering was going to be REPUTATION
Could you live the life or riley without a jot if you were hated or a laughing stock?
